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Gandalf: Oh, you don’t want to go on an adventure? Don’t want to be cool like your mom because you care too much about what other people think of you? Don’t want to take the risk of a little discomfort to develop lifelong friendships? Scared of a little dragon? Oh well. Guess I’ll have to find another closeted middle-aged hobbit to help the leader of our company……. Oh, who’s that you ask? No one of importance. He’s only [opens the door] the Hottest Man You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life™

sapphoismymuse

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

moth-looking-for-a-lamp

Me, selecting filters on Ao3

vampirementality

the scene where gandalf tells everyone about the mithril shirt gets funnier ever time i watch it

gandalf: thorin gifted bilbo a mithril shirt

gimli:

🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

do2faj

So. Just a casual thing to say to a 'friend' right

andyrucos

AU where they look like this

robinchan-hananomi

I fucking love them!!! Everyone else fighting for their lives and these two are playing a game that even Aragorn is encouraging

penny-anna

lettus andf carrots

timeisasocialistconstruct

in case anyone needs a reminder about how low key funny lord of the rings is sometimes

in return of the king, after Pelennor Aragorn tells Eomer and Imrahil that he absolutely will not go into the city until the steward said he could. he makes a big show and they’re like oh Aragorn you’re so wise

then like two pages later after Imrahil and Eomer learn about what they missed and are heading to the Houses of Healing, there’s fucking Aragon with Gandalf like sike bitches did you think I would actually let you discuss shit without me

robinchan-hananomi

Gimli: We were looking everywhere for you and you were eating?!?! Where did you get the tabacco?

Legolas: I’d rather know where you found wine, thank you

birdofwonders-deactivated202511

I have recently discovered this rubber duck of Legolas. It's the best thing I've seen in a while.

zevampirex

The three of them give me so much camping vibe, and my head canon is to imagine Gimli and Aragorn trying to explain games to Legolas, but he is the worst at it.

jasontoddsguns

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.