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@lightskinfreaking
There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke
….. and you just feel it immediately …..
“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”
“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”
“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”
“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”
“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”
“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”
Boy
wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit
The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.
Pro level moves include:
Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes
Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.
And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that
the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min
LMAO^
ayoooooo!!!!! lol
Lmaooo where the lies at
It all makes sense now 🤔
😂😂😂 the last comment
Woooooow y'all fake 😭
It….all makes sense….oh my gah.
but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father
😂😂😂😂
Throw this entire post away
The comment with the spongebob gif is too accurate
Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh
Until you get a girl who loves to ride…😈
^^^^^
And it’s fucked up cause you pulled out already and once she get on she’s NOT STOPPING 😩
You start thinking about Baby names, homeschooling & what type of hair care products yo children finna need because she bouncing like she definitely wants twins
You done told her you bust 39 Bounces ago and now the Pussy Mariana Trench level moist and you there like :
All facts!!
lmfaoooooooooo 😂😂
Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.
The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.
When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!
As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.
American hero.
Daily reminder that men wanting to fuck you means nothing!!!!
They fuck people they hate. They fuck people they find ugly. They fuck you just to prove they can. They make women believe being fuckable is the ultimate goal, because they don’t have to do work, they make sure to sexualize everything we do, so we can’t escape the feeling of being watched and objectified. their attention is artificial crack.
Ig: dylvnthevillain
The dog just wanna smell that pussy
Rotflol
About to eat my first weed brownie
It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason
Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital
I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly
Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.
why did u eat 4?????
i was hungry
Yeah
Damn..that’s how 2 real niggas roast each other lol
I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍
I mean…