Don't touch me.

they/them • 24

[blanchebees]

Gothic vampire knight

Tip jar

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[despazito]

if the pasta senses you're pure of heart you dont need a colander to strain it #pastawhisperer

[pmamtraveller]

By Tokuhiro Kawai

[godkissedme]

The thing about being mysterious is sometimes you’re just dehydrated and replying tomorrow

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[iliothermia]

[exhausted-undead]

FINISHED!!! have ganon and link as kronberg's "David and Saul' piece :)

i have literally never played a zelda game btw i think i got possessed by a ghost to do this

[xansheu]

waaa

[snailworldonline]

Hermit Crab Paperweight via Chelsea House Inc

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[theskullofjudgement]

CAN SOMEONE HELP THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE SMOKE DETECTOR THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOESN'T HAVE HANDS

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

Lautrec of Camel