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#its so crazy to me that red pandas are like actual wild animals #like what do you mean thats a real animal and not a plush toy animated by a wizard

imagine the world we'd be living in if ai never took off. if only.

its been a transgender flag too fat for this heat kinda week

#i used to have crazy high heat tolerance as a kid but that was about 200 pounds ago lmao

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#obsession #depends on specifically what it would mean to live in it #do i just live in the verse in which there is a wish available for 7 dollars #without necessarily needing to be adjacent in any way to the friendgroup in the movie?#if i dont have to be anywhere near those people then yeah absolutely #i have metaknowledge confirming the wish works and i can wish for perfect health #and then i get a cool mil at the end #if i DO have to be near that trainwreck of a friendgroup then uh. probaby not no #i do at least take some small comfort in the fact that theres no way bear would have any interest in me (fat) (transmasc)

i know horse girl game is way out of fashion rn but hey, did you know that if you kin one of the umas based on a still living horse that technically makes you factkin hashtag problematic lol

#im being silly please dont be mad!!

its fucked up that theres a whole job that is literally just legal stalking. like if someone did literally anything a paparazzi does to an ordinary person it would be extremely alarming and rightfully considered a crime

I dont have a fully cooked idea for a novel yet but i do know humans love to put themselves in a category. Its like a cheat code.

i miss the days before hamilton. back when i could brush off theater kid hate as just being a fun hating party pooper. now, unfortunately, i get it.

you know i should have really known my current doc (tho i am looking for a new one) was shit when i told her how i get really bad back pain starting when ive been standing or walking for more than like a minute and a half and she asked how i got there in a tone of voice that implied she didnt believe me. i said that it hurts not that i explode when i hit that mark. i parked close, was hurting by the time i got to the elevator, was hurting when i checked in, got some rest in the waiting room, was hurting by the time i got to the exam room, got rest in the exam room. thats 100 percent more pain than i should have experienced physically going to a doctors office for an appointment now FIX ME

is it weird that i think actively hating vocaloid is a little bit of a red flag? like if youre not into it its not your thing sure fine whatever. thats cool. but ive seen some people being actively hostile to the concept and i cant help but wonder if its maybe a symptom of uh. a more concerning mindset. like its just a music program. what, do you hate fuckin....pianos too? or do they think of it as a symbol of something its not cool to just openly say you hate. if you get my drift.

i love when parkour escape videos are the most obviously fake bullshit youve ever seen. im sure that security guard started chasing you when you weren't even in a place you're not supposed to be and is just as good at parkour as you and is really really determined to Get you and you're definitely not teleporting to the other side of whatever city you're in every 30 seconds

Its really a shame that none of the bird based neopets are yucky and bald when painted baby

ive reached a new level of mental distress from the heat. at first i started watching halloween themed videos so i could trick my brain into thinking im in a season with cool weather. now ive sunk to...ugh....christmas videos

#its real bad folks

When the big citrus finally expires how long do you suppose theyll try to necromancy him with ai and such the way they did (are doing? havent been keeping up) with the evil turtle

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thinking about chapter 2 weird route again.

berdly is like, incredibly abrasive right? frankly comedic levels of abrasive, especially to certain kinds of players. that’s his role in the story, to be a little shithead who’s so pathetic it’s funny. a walking punchline. but really, like queen said, there’s nothing wrong with him, at least nothing that it isn’t normal for a teenager to have “wrong” about them. he’s just annoying.

but being annoying is one of the most dangerous things a fictional character can be.

so many times i’ve watched someone play chapter 2 and very quickly wonder out loud, semi-jokingly, if they can kill berdly, usually not long after he’s introduced in the dark world, often going as far to say they would be willing to abandon the pacifist route to do so.

so the chapter 2 weird route’s climax is, essentially, the game calling that bluff. really? you really wanna do that? okay. here’s who you wanted to kill. a normal ass teenager who stops fucking around and cuts the smartboy bullshit the moment he realizes his best friend is in Actual Real Fucking Danger and immediately rushes to help her. this is who he is when he’s in a position where you can kill him. not an annoying cartoon character. is that satisfying? is it worth it?

#disclaimer that I Dont Go Here #but from what ive been able to gather from Dashboard Osmosis is that like #hes a lot like i was in high school because i had fixated on the idea that being smart was the only thing i had going for me #is that annoying yes but its normal teen annoying and its really concerning that there are people who think thats a killable offence #being annoyed by shithead teens builds character

really really fun that the shit your guts out parasite is on fresh produce yknow like the thing you kinda need at least some of to have a decent diet. really really fun. /s

It really is something being a reincarnation-based fictionkin for whom memories come pretty readily and vividly. Makes for some very interesting experiences especially in particularly intense kinshifts. Gender stuff for example. Ive experienced a life for every sort of broad categorization of it in every which direction. Sometimes it bleeds through in some very interesting ways

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