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[krebkrebkreb]

funniest possible way to score

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look i knowwwwww what it actually means but my brain still goes “wow that pitch must have been CRAZY!” every time

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hello…. i love meeting angels fans in the wild……. favorite player rn?

o’hoppe!!

he became my favorite player like 2 games into his career tbh

[alien-daydreamer]

Looking up the subreddit for my dad's favorite baseball team out of curiosity and...

I don't think they're doing so hot... I'm no baseball fan tho so I'm not too sure /j

[lightthatbabyup]

my best friend just said that once every 20 games the los angeles angels remember how to play baseball. this factoid sounds correct but is not actually true.

almost every game, the entire roster of the los angeles angels remembers how to play baseball but worse than the roster of the other team remembers how to play it

a few times a season, for a brief and shining singular moment, an individual player on the los angeles angels remembers how to play baseball better than almost anyone else has ever done it. this can happen to any player on the los angeles angels. this will only ever happen when it will ruin something for the other team or otherwise just be sorta funny. this will never ever happen when playing baseball well would actually benefit the los angeles angels in any meaningful way.

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whenever they do this there is a 50% chance that another team will be doing something even funnier at the same time btw

[frenemieswithmydoubt]

no one can say that the Mets aren’t funny as fuck

[parabolabear]

"If you can't handle me at my 12 game losing streak, you don't deserve me at my 10-run 12th inning comeback." - Mrs. Met on her finsta probably

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my best friend just said that once every 20 games the los angeles angels remember how to play baseball. this factoid sounds correct but is not actually true.

almost every game, the entire roster of the los angeles angels remembers how to play baseball but worse than the roster of the other team remembers how to play it

a few times a season, for a brief and shining singular moment, an individual player on the los angeles angels remembers how to play baseball better than almost anyone else has ever done it. this can happen to any player on the los angeles angels. this will only ever happen when it will ruin something for the other team or otherwise just be sorta funny. this will never ever happen when playing baseball well would actually benefit the los angeles angels in any meaningful way.

[lightthatbabyup]

this fucking team

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[starrynet]

they get to feel a little swaggy out there 💖

[lightthatbabyup]

kicking myself for doing ridiculous things like sleeping last night instead of watching baseball what do you MEAN jo adell robbed the mariners of three home runs by himself in a single game what the FUCK

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

why baseball. why like baseball. why anyone ever like baseball. in the history of life. why.

[andresthemenez]

The most genuine baseball-watching experience is chanting “go go get up get out” at a ball that is DEFINITELY not leaving the park

[andresthemenez]

Second most genuine baseball-watching experience is chancing “dropitdropitdropitdropitdropit” at a player who is DEFINITELY not dropping the ball

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i love spring training my favorite team is losing two games at once

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happy first day of spring training i opened up the game chat on an angels discord i lurk and the environmental storytelling is beautiful

(this is the first inning btw)

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i have been thinking about the first sentence of this article for days