I've got a golden ticket!

"I've got a golden chance to make my way!" INDIE SELECTIVE Charlie Bucket from CATCF on BROADWAY (with other influences).

[liitlechocolatiier]

the real q is do i revamp this shit bc i miss one (1) tiny chocolate baby but these graphics? UGLEE

i need new icons and shit but god knows im the laziest lad on the planet

[liitlechocolatiier]

Hello! I was wanting to know if you mind interacting with OCs or if you want to keep things strictly canon compliant :)

Heya! sorry this is a tad late n all but yeah totally! considering i run an OC blog myself i aint one to shoot em down like they always are!

as long as ur not pushy or anything and stuff and respect boundaries etc etc blah blah ur MORE than welcome to slide into my PMs on here and plot!!!

im awful at plotting and i have 0 creative capacity for placing charlie in other worlds that well and such BUT i will damn well try my pal

just fair warning i won’t be all too active since i’m running 3-4 blogs at once at the moment n my muse jumps from day to day !!

[liitlechocolatiier]

@crypticcandyman

“ i was thinking about that cheese thing you said, mr. Wonka -- maybe blueberry and cheese? i’ve heard that can be good! -- no pun about uh - stuff in the past, i mean - ”

[liitlechocolatiier]

🍫 @teavee-time​ !!! 🍫

“ i’ve never used a phone before! ”  the boy was easily amazed at the device, standing on his toes to get a look.  “ how’s it work...? ”

[rattmemes]

UGH IT’S JOE Willy Wonka Series Starters (Part 1)

WILLY WONKA GETS DIABETES

*ear piercingly whistles the oompa-loompa summoning tune from gene wilder’s willy wonka movie* “ __! How was the doctor? ” “ Oh! Nothing too serious - where’s the candy? ” “ Can I see that?” “ It says right here that you have diabeetus! ” “ That’s confidential information so now I have to kill you! ” “ Hey guys, Willy Wonka here, got some pretty bad news that might affect my ability to run a but– oh well! ” “ A Twizzler a day keeps the doctor away! ” “ There’s only three things I love in this world: chocolate, chocolate, and abusing my help. ” “ How do you like that? ” “ First of all: it’s an it! ” “ There is no second of all. ” “ Shut up and film. ” “ Hahaha that’s right you son of a bitch! ” “ How are you gonna be a chocolatier if you can’t taste test your own concoctions? ” “ Don’t you ever tell me how to live my life again, __. That’s why I have slaves! ” “ Now eat. ” “ I think it likes it. ” “ What flavor did you give it? ” “ I’m experimenting with dog semen right now. ” *barks* “ This is the REAL chocolate factory! ” “ Where do you think the chocolate river gets its flow? ” “ How come you don’t just try running away? ” “ Oh, you’re handcuffed, that sucks. ” *spits on* “ You’re always spitting on me! ” “ Who are you peeping on? ” “ You’re peeping on Tom? ” “ Yeah, he’s the owner of the Hershey factory he keeps sending his employees to light turds on my front doorstep. ” “ Mmm I’m tasting the rainbow over here. ” “ You know I can’t have that in my current condition. ” “ What if I slip you a couple? ” “ I would do unimaginable things to you. ” “ I’m imagining your lips pressed against mine. ” “ That can be arranged, just hand over the skittles. ” “ Well, it’s 4:45. ” “ Well, I usually let my Oompa Loompas take some rage out on me. It’s the worst part of my day. ” “ Oh gummy sharks! ” “ Are your ideas flowing? ” “ No and neither is my urine! ” “ Where are we now? ” “ This it the bedroom, where all of the magic happens! Or so I’m told. ” “ Have you ever been on the internet? ” “ Internet… Yeah! My dad always uploads our home movies there! ” “ What new methods have you been doing in the chocolate factory? ” “ We just introduced electroshock therapy mitts, yielding positive results. ” “ No, it’s only fun to do it to the mindless. ” “ Music to my ears. ” “ The dye from licorice is actually puppy blood. ” “ Mr. Goodbar’s a cunt! ” “ You know Mr. Goodbar? ” “ Yeah, we were in woodshop together. ” “ Why don’t you like him? ” “ Well I–… … I dunno. ” “ I’m 45 and I still play with Pokemon! ” “ Yep, they’re all Pikachus! ” *demonically screeching* “ PiKAAAAAAAAA ” “ That’s it dad, I’m leaving to start my own chocolate factory! ” “ Hey, is there something you wanna talk about? ” “ … No? ” “ Just like cows I have six nipples. ” “ Are you happy here? Do you miss your family? ” “ I feel like someone’s forcing you to make these answers. ” “ I guess sugar’s now the enemy. ” “ No, silly boy, Sugar’s the stripper that works at Hot Lips. ” “ No, sugar is in candy. ” “ *GASP*… Sugar and candy are together again? I never thought I’d see the day! ” “ KitKat? More like– SCREW that! ” “ I’m sorry, that wasn’t my best. I’m trying. ” “ I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I need one more fix. Just one more. ” “ Oh my gosh, come to papa… ” “ __, it’s not too late to stop. ” “ Oh no; we’re going. ” “ This is a rainbow of sin. ” “ Down the rabbit hole I go! ” “ Do you regret that? ” “ Nope! ” “ I remember when I first had candy! ” “ The taste of the sugar hitting my mouth was so sweet like a thousand naked ladies dancing – or men. ” “ I’m still not sure where I’m supposed to put this thing. ” “ I’m freaking out, __! I need sugar. ” “ That’s the one thing you can’t have! ” “ I don’t care! I need it. ” “ There’s one person around here who always has sugar on them. ” “ I’m gonna punch that Loompa in the face and steal its candy. ” “ __! You’re handcuffed to the stairs! ” “ Are we still rolling? ”

Willy Wonka Discovered A New Flavor

“ I’m experimenting with new flavors! ” “ And you’re looking in the dumpster? ” “ One man’s trash is another man’s Gobstopper. ” “ It’s got to smell terrible in there. ” “ I’m fine! ” “ My name is Willard J Wonka also known as Willy Wonka from the chocolate factory. ” “ What happened after you gave away your factory? ” “ Bankruptcy! Who’da thought? ” “ I used to do coke all the time! ” “ I skinny dip in the chocolate river! ” “ Well, most of them were sold into slavery. ” “ Holy molasses, I think I found a new flavor! ” “ Even better, but we won’t know until my personal taste tester tries it out. ” “ So you find chocolate in dumpsters and you just give it to kids? ” “ We used to do drugs together back in the 80s. ” “ Oh, my dear boy, they don’t speak! ” “ What’d you just whisper to ‘em? ” “ I called you an asshole! ” “ Do you treat your workers with respect? ” “ What did I tell you about interrupting? ” “ You’re very childlike. ” “ A childlike sense of wonder does wonders for the mind! ” “ Maybe I’ll try that sometime! ” “ I don’t think you can, you don’t look very educated. You look stupid. ” “ Well that was rude. ” “ What are you gonna do with this dumpster chocolate? ” “ I’m working on a brand new concoction! The recipe is– DID SLUGWORTH PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ” “ We’re done– we’re DONE - we’re done we’re done we’re done! ” “ My father never loved me, but I turned out just fine. ” “ Get back here you son of a bitch! ” “ Well, my employees are on strike, they want higher pay. ” “ Well, my dear friend– well, I wouldn’t call you a friend, I don’t really like you that much. ” “ Wow… I can’t believe I created that. I’m a genius. ” “ You’re incredibly arrogant. ” “ So you’re gonna make __ eat that dirty disgusting dumpster chocolate? ” “ Does my __ want to eat today? That’s what I thought. ” “ What happened to the kids in the movie? ” “ How does it taste? ” “ Aaaahh, that’s disgusting! ” “ Eureka! This has to go into mass production right away! ”

WILLY WONKA DISCOVERS CHOCOLATE!

“ Very carefully! You never know how these creatures are going to react. ” “ So the key is to be subtle? ” “ WAKE UP YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! ” “ I went to the depths of the Himalayan salt mines to find the perfect cacao bean. ” “ Don’t you just wanna cut off its head and snuggle it? ” “ We also found these legendary white cacao beans. They’re alive. ” “ Oh, my dear boy, these are priceless, you’d have to be very careles-woAH OH-WAOH- ” “ You’re just licking the caocao?! ” “ Is this your special fridge? ” “ No, just my regular one. ” “ If you play your cards right, I’ll show you my Wonka bar. ” “ I’ve never been inside a woman. ” “ Why are we in your bathroom? ” “ I’m trying to pass a kidney stone! ” “ Yeah, he’s my spotter. ” “ How’d you get your hair so green? ” “ C’mon, __, we have to go figure out this recipe. ” “ I’m tired, I don’t wanna. ” “ What do I have to do, go punish you? ” “ Who do you think you are? My dad? ” “ You’re gonna make me take off my pants in the closet? ” “ Agustus Gloop, he smelled like poop, fell in the river and turned to soup. ” “ You think I could fit this whole thing in my mouth? ” “ This is the greatest moment of my life. All my hard word has come down to this moment. ” “ What kind of chocolate is it? ” “ 99% of the darkest, rarest cacao. ” “ This must be pretty rare, huh? ” “ Don’t touch that. Only a chocolatier can handle such things. ” “ Remeber, I’m a fudge packer. ” “ What are you gonna do with this chocolate now? ” “ I’m gonna replicate it and make millions. ” “ Shouldn’t you try it first? ” “ Oh yes, dear boy, I’m gonna put it in my mouth. ” “ Noooo! You son of a bitch. ”

[liitlechocolatiier]

like for a starter from the poor lil’ bucket

[liitlechocolatiier]

like for a starter from the poor lil’ bucket

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Playful memes

For all ya’ll kid muses, and muses with an inner child!

“Let’s play hide-and-seek!”

“One… two… three…”

“Found you!”

“No fair, you peeked!”

“I’ll try harder next time!”

“Tag, you’re it!”

“You can’t catch me!!”

“Gotcha!”

“Let’s play house.”

“Let’s play make believe.”

“Argh, I’m a pirate!”

“Look I can fly like a superhero!”

“Let’s make a fort!”

“My favorite animal is a _____”

“So many pillows…”

“I want some candy.”

“Let’s share!”

“Your ice cream is dripping…”

“It tastes like strawberries!”

“I have candy!”

“Ew… butterscotch.”

“Bang bang, I’m a cowboy/girl.”

“We can dance?”

“Spinning contest go!”

“I triple dog dare ya!!”

“My favorite color is _____”

“I like to play!”

[liitlechocolatiier]

[ 🍫 LIKE for a little STARTER !!! 🍫 ]

[liitlechocolatiier]

( 🍫 @idiot-vidiot​ !!! 🍫 )

“ i’ve never had a phone. or used a phone. or had electricity. — this is so cool-! ”

[kidney-st0ner]

“ You’ve never used a phone? ever? please tell me that was a joke I’ve had at least one on me as soon as I could hold things. -I learned how to type before I could even talk!”

[liitlechocolatiier]

“ n– no… it’s not a joke… ”  charlie shrugs a little, his hands sliding into his pockets as he rocks on his heels, head tilted.  “ my house has never had electricity! we can’t afford phones and stuff; we don’t have a tv, either. ”

to charlie this wasn’t surprising at all. he was used to it and hadn’t really been… expecting people to make a big thing out of it. the loud ‘ WHAT? ’ that had chimed through the mixing room was just as unexpected when he had mentioned the lack of electricity.

“ i learned about mr. Wonka’s contest from the newspaper! ”

[kidney-st0ner]

Mike tilts his head to the side, utterly confused  “ how did you… do anything? ” 

Mike couldn’t rap his head around what Charlie was saying, he had grown up with screens all around him (and technically shrunk down with the same circumstances) and couldn’t imagine living without one! he just stared at Charlie in utter shock.

“ They still make newspapers? why? ”

[liitlechocolatiier]

“ for people who can’t afford television. ”  he replies casually, thin shoulders giving yet another shrug with the small uplifting of his arms.  “ plus we use the paper as fuel for fire for the heater, since we can’t afford actual heating. ”

head tilts at the question of how things were done, looking down as he scuffs his shoe with a little smile. kind of ironic...  “ i used my imagination, ”  he states rather matter-of-factly,  “  plus i spent a lot of time writing down candy ideas! it’s really fun, that’s why i do it, and i’m happy with that. ”  Charlie slides his hands into his pockets, rocking on his heels.

“ i never really wanted a phone, but i think mr. Wonka’s getting me one so he can stay in touch with me. ”  though he was sure neither of them knew how to use a phone.

[liitlechocolatiier]

[ 🍫 LIKE for a little STARTER !!! 🍫 ]

[thingsforrp]

Homelessness starters

“Here, take this”

“Spare change?”

“Are you homeless?”

“Have you eaten today?” 

“I need somewhere to stay”

“Can I stay at yours tonight?”

“I don’t have money, is that okay?” 

“It’s getting cold, you need shelter”

“I haven’t been in a house for so long”   

“I understand, I was in your place once”

“Do you need anything? Food? Drink? A room?”

“I’ll pay you back in rent when I get a job. Please”

“Do you even know where you’ll be sleeping tonight?”

[liitlechocolatiier]

( 🍫 @idiot-vidiot​ !!! 🍫 )

“ i’ve never had a phone. or used a phone. or had electricity. — this is so cool-! ”

[kidney-st0ner]

“ You’ve never used a phone? ever? please tell me that was a joke I’ve had at least one on me as soon as I could hold things. -I learned how to type before I could even talk!”

[liitlechocolatiier]

“ n-- no... it’s not a joke... ”  charlie shrugs a little, his hands sliding into his pockets as he rocks on his heels, head tilted.  “ my house has never had electricity! we can’t afford phones and stuff; we don’t have a tv, either. ”

to charlie this wasn’t surprising at all. he was used to it and hadn’t really been... expecting people to make a big thing out of it. the loud ‘ WHAT? ’ that had chimed through the mixing room was just as unexpected when he had mentioned the lack of electricity.

“ i learned about mr. Wonka’s contest from the newspaper! ”

[liitlechocolatiier]

( 🍫 @idiot-vidiot​ !!! 🍫 )

“ i’ve never had a phone. or used a phone. or had electricity. — this is so cool-! ”

[liitlechocolatiier]

[ 🍫 LIKE for a little STARTER !!! 🍫 ]

[liitlechocolatiier]

@thecandyyman

“ mr. Wonka!  mr. Wonka–! ”  charlie rushes up to the man, still in pajamas and quite shaken, in all honesty.

“ m— mr. Wonka– i had a nightmare that there was no more WONKA CANDY !!!  the chocolate was gone and all the others didn’t even have your name on it anymore!!! ”

[thecandyyman-blog]

❝ what? ❞ the man had been awake for some time, now. having been shut up in his study (sketching out ideas, going through letters, going through paperwork, etc, etc), and not really paying much to the real world until now.  ❝ no more CANDY?- why that’s absurd! what caused such a dream, do you think? ❞

[liitlechocolatiier]

“ i.. i-i don’t know-- but... golly mr. Wonka, i’m glad it wasn’t real... ”  the boy shakes his head, wrapping his arms around himself, though his brow remains furrowed. he had always been concerned in the back of his mind since mr. Wonka had said he was far older than charlie thought... maybe the disappearance of Wonka meant the disappearance of his candy all over again to him, he wasn’t sure... but mr. Wonka was still here and so was the candy- so everything was okay.

“ you... i know you’re giving me the factory, but... you don’t plan on... going away anytime soon, right...? ”