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[jerrylandis]

Why the fuck did Amazon just send me and this one other guy in our building a free sample package of Coke Zero

[jerrylandis]

Why

[jerrylandis]

Hey guysssss I’d like to take a moment to talk to you all about this new product. Coke

[jvlianbashir]

indie/pop singers will see a lively, classic song and be like "is anyone going to cover this in a shitty whisper voice?" and not wait for an answer

[shirleyjacksons]

full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

[shirleyjacksons]

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[pyrlspite]

I’m the kind of person who wastes inventory space in games carrying around useless items that mean something to me or my character

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

ROLEPLAYING 👏 EVEN 👏 WHEN 👏 IT 👏 NEGATIVELY 👏 IMPACTS 👏 YOUR 👏 GAMEPLAY 👏 IS 👏 VALID 👏

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[etacarinea]

Guys please stop calling hot people “daddy” or “mommy”. Sigmund Freud is getting too strong and is trying to break out of his casket.

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[evildilf2]

Everyone who adds something unecessary to this post is being a person in the kitchen. Just so you know.

[haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

My most toxic trait is adding unnecessary things to posts. Just so you know.

[evildilf2]

My toxic trait is killing people without remorse

[muu-kusunoki]

they deactivated,,,

[evildilf2]

Yes officer, that’s exactly what happened.

[tamagotchi]

[natalieironside]

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

[natalieironside]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

[whitepeopletwitter]

[izzypeazy-lemonsqueezy]

People giving the little girl money and not receiving the change:

[punkrock-bottom]

The little girl:

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[konoko]

[teenagerposts]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?