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Emily / 18+ / she

[breakfast-four-dinner]

is this thing on

[hitmyvape]

[whoknowswherethetimegoes]

Joni Mitchell, 1970.

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[izmi]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[arcadebroke]

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[greelin]

life-altering.

[oceanflowerrs]

GENUINELY INSANE

[obscuretobyfox]

[kaylmao]

thanks toby fox for telling tumblr to bring pjackk back can you tell them to stop banning trans women too

[brucebocchi]

[oneheadtoanother]

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[romehbo]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[sreegs]

(kramer and george at a party, standing and eating food)

kramer: see that? she platemogged you

george: platemogged? what does that mean?

kramer: look at her plate. expertly stacked, filled it with as much as she could put on there. and you... ? (gestures at george's plate)

george (despondent): ... she cant platemog me