❝ do you read the papers ? ❞
❝ well, then, you know why i’m here. ❞
❝ you know what happened. ❞
❝ no, you don’t. you don’t know anything about what i’m feeling. ❞
❝ i’m just a simple man, doing what i can. ❞
❝ it’s like the world’s come crashing down. ❞
❝ i look back on all the times we shared. ❞
❝ take me back to where it all began. ❞
❝ [ name ] … it’s okay to miss them. ❞
❝ this is crazy ! it’s [ name ] , everybody ! i can’t believe it ! ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t recognize you. ❞
❝ who’d want me as a flat mate ? ❞
❝ actually, you’re the second person to say that to me today. ❞
❝ bad day today ? ❞
❝ oh, i could kiss you ! but i won’t. ❞
❝ i’m waiting for the life i’ve dreamt of. ❞
❝ what are you doing ? that coffee’s not going to make itself. ❞
❝ i like to play the violin and sometimes i go for days without talking. will that be a problem ? ❞
❝ worst yet, i know about your extensive collection of minecraft memorabilia. ❞
❝ i couldn’t expect you to understand. ❞
❝ ah, you’re right. i forget what it must be like in your little brain. ❞
❝ they didn’t pay ten dollars to watch me repeat myself. ❞
❝ “what” ?! i’ve said it, like, 50 times ! ❞
❝ i know, i’m just … thinking. ❞
❝ hang on, hang on, hang on. didn’t we establish that you can’t put draw 2’s on top of draw 4’s ? ❞
❝ you win. you always win. ❞
❝ i thought my days of crime were truly gone. ❞
❝ the life of the party, that’s me. ❞
❝ you have a blog ? that’s funny, i didn’t take you for a tumblr kind of guy. ❞
❝ you get my name wrong all the time. ❞
❝ it’s greg ! like the yellow wiggle ! ❞
❝ save it for the court. ❞
❝ take a picture ! am i in frame ? is it good ? ❞
❝ how could you possibly be bored ? we just spent the last song solving cases ! ❞
❝ don’t talk out loud, you lower the iq of the entire street. ❞
❝ it’s a congratulatory gift after the ridiculous number of cases you solved in the last song. ❞
❝ oh, not again ! ❞
❝ hello, lads. did you miss me ? ❞
❝ anything you say, anything you do … will … be said and done by you. yeah ! ❞
❝ it’s like babysitting a child. you’re worse than a child. ❞
❝ “oh, it couldn’t have been ms. white with the lead pipe, how could a woman of her stature had enough power to —” i mean, jesus christ, loosen up ! ❞
❝ we’re finally approaching intermission, but the second act is just as long. ❞
❝ do you have anything to say in your defense ? ❞
❝ well, i think i’ve heard quite enough. ❞
❝ why are you telling me this ? that scene happened 25 seconds ago. i was there. ❞
❝ pull yourself together. ❞
❝ whatever you do, don’t tell them. just come, quickly. ❞
❝ i need to step out for a minute and get some fresh air. ❞
❝ why are you here ? ❞
❝ i think we both know the answer to that. ❞
❝ i broke into government buildings, apartments are no problem. ❞
❝ we’re just alike … except you’re boring. ❞
❝ don’t be like that. you need me. ❞
❝ let’s get on with it, shall we ? ❞
❝ without me, you are nothing. ❞
❝ where did they go ? the song’s not finished yet. ❞
❝ i’ll bring you down, and everyone you love, in the process. ❞
❝ everyone i love ? that’s, like … four whole people. ❞
❝ i don’t wanna brag, but i do speak pig latin. i’m not fluent, but i’m sure that if i went there, i’d get by. ❞
❝ i think we have to do it again … the good cop / dance cop routine. ❞
❝ you know, i’m trying to help you, here. we’re not so different, you and i. ❞
❝ oh, well, thanks for all the help back there ! really appreciate it ! ❞
❝ we were wondering if you’d like to buy some of our girl scout cookies. ❞
❝ if i weren’t everything you think i am, would you still help me ? ❞
❝ that’s the wrong scene. that’s the scene in act one. you just got captured and shot. go offstage ! hobble ! they shot you in the knee ! ❞
❝ i was sitting in the wings and i thought, ‘why do they get their own musical, and why don’t i ?’ ❞
❝ if i do say so myself … and i do say so myself. ❞
❝ we haven’t got all day. no — what are you doing ? ❞
❝ alright. your performance was marginally better than russell crowe’s in les misérables. ❞
❝ i just went, um … backstage … ? ❞
❝ i need you to stay right here. ❞
❝ that’s not funny. i don’t follow. ❞
❝ it doesn’t matter anymore. none of it matters. ❞
❝ you’re just like playing with all the ordinary people. you’re ordinary, just like all of them. ❞
❝ i may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that i am one of them. ❞
❝ i’m a phony. i’m not a genius, i’m a liar. ❞
❝ no one could be that clever. ❞
❝ i don’t know how to tell you this. i wrote the show. i know everything that’s going to happen. ❞
❝ please, let me through — they’re my friend … ❞
❝ hey, you alright ? want a tim-tam ? might make you feel better. ❞
❝ we did spend a lot of time together. four whole seasons of content, plus dvd and retail. ❞
❝ but, i saw … i saw you die. ❞
❝ you didn’t really think that i would leave you, did you ? ❞
❝ you see, they jumped there, and we dropped a dummy there. it game the illusion of falling to their death, for the hitman and the audience at least. ❞
❝ yeah ! the squad ! back together again ! ❞