There Once was a Kerms...

[valtsv]

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

[valtsv]

you’re too smart to be following me

[warblingstatic]

pov: she is taking you... somewhere

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

born to be a tube girl

[sanaalex]

[anexperimentallife]

[valleyhowler]

FUNGI HAVE CLOSER DNA TO HUMANS THAN TO PLANTS AND MUSHROOMS ARE ACTUALLY THE FRUITING BODIES OF MASSIVE SUBTERRANEAN SYSTEMS OF FUNGI THAT ARE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND MILES WIDE. THE LARGEST LIVING ORGANISM ON OUR PLANET IS A 3.5 MILE LONG 10,000 YEAR OLD FUNGI WHICH CONNECTS THE WHOLE FOREST AND HELPS EVERY PLANT COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER.

THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO AN ALMIGHTY IS FUNGI.

[suazu]

[writhe]

i want to turn into a huge doglike beast instead of going to work tomorrow 

[astrono77153462]

[blackarachnya]

everyone shut up 

[papasmoke]

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[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

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[gregorsamsaofficial]

in a world where the concept of privacy has been eroded so completely, our phones seem to listen to our conversations,and our personal data is sold indiscriminately for profit, all for the sake of making ads as targeted as possible, being recommended ball trimmers when you don’t have balls. is a beautiful thing

[everythingfox]

Don’t speak to me or my children ever again

Maya

[nicholasmillergf]

it girl

[cryptidshadows]

Trans deer trans deer🦌🏳️‍⚧️

[demoisverysexy]

Trans deer trans deer

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[spikewoofs-deactivated20240222]

that muscle man blog is th only allowed gimmick blog on this site

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else is th only allowed gimmick blog on this site?

[spikewoofs-deactivated20240222]

SAY THE LINE, MUSCLE MAN!

[musclemanveryregular]

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[doomedvoyages]

In terms of like, Please For The Love Of God Get Hobbies That Aren't Scrolling Through An App For Six Hours A Day, I understand and experience completely the argument of like. with the stressors of modern work, you don't have the energy at the end of the day to do anything but mindlessly watch Netflix and scroll through your phone. but like I would like to gently encourage you to simply force yourself for a time to do something instead of pick up your phone, bc the phone is literally designed to light up your brain with no effort from you whatsoever and it does in fact rot your brain. It makes literally anything but scrolling on your phone seem difficult and joyless. But if you stop scrolling on your phone all the time, and start like, reading or embroidering or gardening or going for walks, you will eventually find the joy in them once more

I understand and it is true that it is hard to have a life outside work and scrolling but there is not a near future where that won't be the case and you should still live a life. And you won't create a future where that isn't the case if you don't have the confidence and experience and drive to fight for it

[kcsplace]