The Signs as Types of Kpop Idols
Aries: Evil Maknae™. The loud one that you can’t ignore and will probably be your first bias. The one that everyone in the kpop community knows even if they don’t stan the group. Needs skinship to function. Sneaks into Pisces bed most nights.
Taurus: Not the visual but you assume they are because they’re just so damn pretty. Has a random transformation from cute to hot in the space of like 2 weeks. The one everyone says needs more attention but in reality is getting all the attention. Will probably cause a scandal at some point.
Gemini: Kinda quiet but gets real loud in the most random of situations. The one that’s actually underappreciated. Probably the leader. Socially awkward but has a weird-ass sense of humour that shows whenever they try to make a joke on variety shows.
Cancer: The sensitive, sexy one. Visual. Cries at every award show. Part of the dance line. The one that just owns every comeback & probably the most popular one to bias. Best hair.
Leo: The Cook™. The one that gets shipped with everyone because they’re touchy af with all of the members. Obsessed with the leader & is really dorky. Popular member that doesn’t really get lines. The MC. Makes a name for them-self as a soloist.
Virgo: The Bias Wrecker™. You ignore them until suddenly they are your bias. The one you will leave your Aries bias for. Smart. Speaks 3 languages or barely one. Deceptively hot. Wants to be the leader deep down.
Libra: Overworked. Good at everything. Writes deep-ass lyrics but is a fluff. Awkward but flirty with label mates of the opposite sex. The one that all the members love. Gets shipped with everyone they interact with. Cries over animals.
Scorpio: A snake. The little shit that seems so lovable but is actually kind of mean. Casually attacks their members during vlives. The one to remember and plan everyone’s birthday. Gets in trouble with their manager for being too provocative during stages and fan-signs.
Sagittarius: The moody one. Gets teased by their members for being sensitive. Does not give a shit about anyone’s opinions but is still polite af to everyone they meet. Gets into acting but doesn’t like it and goes back to performing after doing one or two roles. Writes a lot of the lyrics with Libra.
Capricorn: Loved and feared by their members and fans. Intimidating but a squish. Kind of rude to fans sometimes but everyone forgives them because they’re such a meme. Seems shy but is just quiet. Low-key dirty minded. Adored by the staff.
Aquarius: High-key dirty minded. Low-key sensitive. Shamelessly pervs on their members. Easily irritated. Thinks they’re the most important member of the group. Hot. Has no sleep schedule and does vlives at 3am and makes jokes about their emotional instability.
Pisces: The insta hoe. Maknae that isn’t the maknae. The one that can truly pull off being cute and sexy at the same time. Gym-rat. Needs their favourite teddy to be able to fall asleep. Initiates all the skinship with Capricorn. Gets smacked by Capricorn. Cries over animals with Libra. Secretly in love with Aries.
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