[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

[teenagerposts]

doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what’s updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sexhaver]

[thebootydiaries]

at McDonald’s

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[sickfuture]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Stop glorifying the suffering of women for men. Fuck that shit. Leave his ass.

[comfyblackheaux]

Also stop glorifying our mothers, grandmothers,great grandmothers, etc because they “stayed” or “worked it out.” Some of them didn’t have the resources to leave their terrible husbands in the first place.

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[dreanlamd]

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[anxietyproblem]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fakehistory]

The Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal comes to a head (1998)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[purpleblimp-deactivated20230901]

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

[dankmemeuniversity]