perfectly misaligned

22 | she | demi | sex indifferent - multifandom

[lil-yearnings]

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hey, my name's Forn

I'm 22, I write for fun, for multiple fandoms.

Resident Evil Call of Duty Red Dead Redemption Overwatch Marvel TLoZ

Shoutout to Leon S. Kennedy aged thirty years for helping get my writing career off the ground LOL

My work is primarily fluff based. Hope to meet new folks. Make yourself comfy and stay a while

🧸 My inbox is open! Feel free to say hey or tell me what you want to see from me.

[lil-yearnings]

The concept of one of the more top women heroes (Junker Queen, Vendetta, Zarya, Domina, etc. ) coming home to a soft lil fem who pampers her, who bugs her about skincare, makes matching sets of pajamas, cooks actual food, and is essentially a space for these hard women to finally be soft for a moment

It ends with your back arched, deliciously backing into the strap like there’s a magnet from your back to her torso.

You’re also probably not allowed to cum yet, but the wand between your legs isn’t doing you any favors

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Unintentional turn-ons for various characters

Simon “Ghost” Riley, John “Soap” MacTavish, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, Alejandro Vargas, Arthur Morgan, Leon S. Kennedy: Watching you casually interacting with babies and children in public.

You would be in line at a coffee place and a fussing baby would be next to you, eagerly awaiting their mother to finish preparing their bottle. As soon as you lock eyes with the baby, they fall silent. Their eyes widen. Your boyfriend’s attention is grabbed. You wiggle a finger at the sweet thing, and they smile. You tease the baby about them having their own personal barista and they coo. Their mother, tired, looks very grateful,and your man, feels something stir in his gut. When they it be biology or memories of happier days.

Chris Redfield, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, Maugaloa Malosi, Emre Sarıoglū, John “Soap” MacTavish, Simon “Ghost” Riley: being their unbothered gym buddy.

You’re not hung up like crazy about your body, you enjoy the feeling of stretching your muscles. The cardio bunny label be damned. The rigorous training routines, bulking, be damned. You don’t have a goal in mind, exercise feels good to you. Your boyfriend gets quite a kick out of you going to the gym with him because it’s fun and you want to get up and move. The interest in one of his hobbies and watching you take care of your body at the same time is an added bonus in his book.

Alternatively: Odessa Stone, Marzia Bartalotti

Arthur Morgan, John Martson, Simon “Ghost” Riley, Johnathan Price, Emre Sarıoglū, Findlay Docherty, John “Soap” MacTavish, Leon S. Kennedy, Alejandro Vargas: how effortless you make your hobbies seem.

Or just watching you enjoy things in general. You decide “I’m bored. I’m going to cook a really complicated meal/bake bread/create art” just for the whatever of it because you were wondering if you could do it in the first place. Especially cooking a complicated meal or baking. The way to these men’s hearts is through their stomachs. It’s probably outdated of them, but there’s something magical about you carefully balancing ingredients or delicate materials, or doing whole science experiments to create something delicious or beautiful.

Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Arthur Morgan, John Martson, Alejandro Vargas, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick Simon “Ghost” Riley: your hard-headedness and independence.

Taking a break from traditionally feminine things you do, these men love when you subtly remind them world that sure, you like delicate girly things, but you’re not helpless at all. Yes, you do know how to perform this maintenance on your car. No, you don’t mind that particular yard chore. Oh this? You made it while waiting for him to return home, because what we’re going to do with yourself, sit around and mope for him? Look baby, I love you, but you’ve functioned for this long before you’ve met him? You can do it again for a little while. You’re your person, and he’s his.

Leon S. Kennedy, Arthur Morgan, Alejandro Vargas, Emre Sarıoglū, John “Soap” MacTavish : you wearing the pants at home.

Those moments when you run a tight ship. Those moments when dammit, he can’t keep doing this to himself, so you figuratively march right up to him, yank his collar to get himself together and slow down for a minute. You tell him exactly what you need from him, and give it right back to him. Hey, could you do this for me? Here’s how to do it. Your confidence that this man is your partner who is your equal in all things, and the trust you have in him to teach him something new gets his tail wagging.

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What I think the 141’s favorite Scottish memes would be (with Laswell)

Ghost: Steven I thought you were dead

Soap: how much did that fresh Rolex set you back? An hour

Gaz: hocus pocus there’s pizza on your focus

Price: your stick’s not even touching the ground man

Kate: it’s not funny I’ve got school

[sophsun1]

Fantasia (1940) dir. J. Algar, S. Armstrong & F. Beebe Jr.

[namtan]

ROMAN HOLIDAY 1953 | dir. William Wyler

[lil-yearnings]

“Leon’s SO jealous of Ada” I’ve written about it before but what if an older, RE9 Ada meets Leon’s spouse and holds a deep respect for them? She realizes that they love Leon so deeply and can give him what she never could.

Bonus points if Ada and Leon run into each other and Ada scolds him for being in his fifties and not being home with his spouse

[seasonofhorror]

CRIMSON PEAK

2015, dir. Guillermo del Toro

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I wanna write overwatch drabbles but I have no ideas

[nobody-fromweb]

he is pretty NOM NOM NOM (this one is super old)

[dailyflicks]

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a tiny kingdom. Peaceful, prosperous, and rich in romance and tradition. Here in a stately chateau, there lived a widowed gentleman and his little daughter, Cinderella.

CINDERELLA 1950, dir. Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske, Clyde Geronimi

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One thing I will never do, is write Leon as a domineering, nonchalant beast of a man.

Even in his fifties, he doesn’t know how to conduct himself around women that make him look suave. Not even around his wife. The fact that he got hitched at all is a miracle unto itself.

He’s been awkward like this since RE2. He’s been serving kicked puppy with a side of “please” for decades “Wanna get a drink later” “I have a young man waiting for me” “🤨🤔 You still want a drink?”

Whoever he’s married to, Mrs. Kennedy wears the pants.

He never thought he’d have this kind of life, even if it’s a tiny fraction he’s allowed to have. He comes home to peace, someone who embraces all of him, and figuratively walks him like a dog.

That commandeering, stone cold Leon? On the field only. At home, at his safe space? It’s “yes, ma’am” and “you’re right.” Similar to his dynamic with Sherry, but romantic instead of paternal.

He isn’t completely hopeless, as he gets older, like RE9 older, I see this awkwardness around women coworkers become like a fatherly vibe. Flirting will still go way over his head, probably now more than ever.

He thinks the younger ladies are making fun of him because he’s old when in reality, they’re giggling because they’ve all got a tiny crush.

He tells his wife about it, and she acts surprised and offended, to see how long it would take Leon to realize that he’s got secret admirers.

[oddvault]

♫ The only one for me is you, and you for me / So happy together / I can't see me lovin' nobody but you / For all my life / When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue / For all my life ♫

Happy Together (1997) dir. Wong Kar Wai

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**REWRITE** A more realistic, less smutty, and more angsty Re9!ExHusband! Leon homecoming

This wasn't the same man who you married a decade ago. This was a ghost. A ghost had just walked into your bedroom, kissed your forehead, and promised he'd come to bed after a shower.

No. He was KIA. Chris called you, personally. He wanted to spare you a visit from DSO men in suits to tell you your ex-husband finally bit off more than he could chew. That his luck had finally run out.

He left you everything in his name. That safe was still unopened.

Now, you didn't know what to think.

Here you were, grieving the man who still had your heart since you separated, grieving the life you could've shared if he just quit playing martyr for once in his goddamn life and remember he had someone to-

...It wasn't entirely his fault. It was mostly the DSO that tore you apart. You kept your ring on a silver chain. You even kept his last name. That ring felt impossibly heavy around your neck.

This is what you get for not being able to let go, you thought.

Or so you both thought.

He still wore his. And in the shower, it felt like it was burning a hole through his skin, searing right into his bones. On the outside, he never looked better: He was standing up straight. The necrosis webbing on his hand and neck was gone, he was taking deep breaths and had the gusto of a man fifteen years his junior. On the outside, it looked like he was returning to a devoted partner, lovingly waiting for him.

Fuck, she's gonna be pissed... Leon mused, chewing on his knuckle. He wouldn't blame you. But when had Leon ever been a sound decision maker?

I'm in the best shape of my life now. I'm no longer infected. The first person I should see is my ex-wife, and crawl into bed with her, too.

Very sound.

Neither of you move when he sets foot into the bedroom. You're sitting up, unmoving, and can't even hold eye contact with him.

You look ready to slap him into next week.

You wouldn't. But he wouldn't blame you.

You must be so tired.

Over and over, he'd chosen complete strangers over you. Often, the DSO didn't give him a choice. You tolerated it and tolerated it until you couldn't. So many people needed Leon Kennedy. So many women, too. Like he had nothing to lose and nothing to come back to.

But you needed him more than any of those people did.

Since Leon couldn't fulfil that need, you parted ways.

But here he was.

He padded towards your bed, and climbed in. You don't move a muscle. Not even when he pulls you into a half-embrace, bows his head, and kisses your hair. You don't push him away when he lingers. Was he wetting your hair from the condensation of the shower? Or was he letting his guard down?

You want to send him to the guest room, but you don't. You're too taken by the state of his hand. The black markings were gone. Healthy rippling veins dance across them instead. His ring.

What could possibly be said now? I'm sorry? I'm okay now? I'm cured? Nothing would cut it. So, all he said to you was...

"Hey."

"Hi."

He cradles the back of your head, fiddling with the chain that held your ring in what could only be described as awe. Like if he pressed down too hard it would disintegrate, and your ring would clatter to the floor, forgotten.

Leon had faced BOWs, death itself several times over, was dealt the worst possible hands in life, and here he was, completely at a loss for words. Finally faced with a problem with possibly no good solution. Something he probably couldn't fix for once.

Still, his hand reached to the side of your face, and pushed stray behead from your cheek and behind your ear. Muscle memory, that was all. When you closed your eyes, leaned into his hand? Also, muscle memory.

Leon's never been good with words. He used to love how blunt and direct you were. Not only did it make him laugh, but told him exactly what you needed from him. (Even if he knew he couldn't give you those things you needed.) So, he rubs off of you.

"...I have no idea what to say."

The look on your face is humbling. Crushing. Hurt, not surprised. Tears still drying from mourning the man you love so deeply. And worst of all: Disappointed.

"I don't blame you..." You rub your hands down his (much straighter back) with genuine surprise in your expression. "I don't think there's anything to say right now..."

You were right. (You were always right, Leon would think.) Right now, there was nothing to say. There was too much to explain, too much to go over, and too much that has happened in the last twenty-four hours or so. For the both of us.

"...What's up with your back?"

"Huh?"

"What kind of chiropractors have they got at the DSO? You're two inches taller." You're teasing him. A good sign. Leon will take it and run for the hills.

"Long story."

A smirk dances on your lips. "Long story number one of...?"

"Still counting them."

The brief playful moment is broken when Leon tucks himself under the blanket, and makes himself comfortable in your bed.

"Leon, what are you doing?"

A strong hand grasps your forearms. The exhausted look on the man's tear-ridden face (you decided that his face was wet from tears, he would've been dry from the shower by now.)

"Please."

He couldn't bear to sleep in your guest room tonight. No matter how weird it was. Your condo was already more of a home to him than his luxurious safehouse. Sometimes he feels like he spends more time visiting you than at that house. The guest room was basically his room with the amount of clothes and the pajama bottoms tucked under the bed. If he were sent there tonight, he thinks he will die.

"Just this once. It's... it was a rough one."

You shrug, and cozy yourself further into the bed, but not after a pillow wall enforcement.

There was so much Leon wanted to tell you. About Grace. About Emily. Oswell Spencer's final project: Elpis. The second chance at life he's got. And finally, that the DSO was finally letting him go.

He was retiring.

Just what you'd always been hoping for.

Too little, too late? Maybe. You still deserved to know. He slept fruitlessly in your bed, but he wouldn't rather be sleeping anywhere else. Even with your back turned, your hair spread on your pillow like a dark spider facing him, Leon felt like he was given the world.

You deserved to know everything. Who knows? He knows that you never really took your ring off either. He knows you kept his last name. Maybe, when some time has passed, he'll share your bed again.

Because that was the only way you and Leon would be able to process, and mend things. With time.

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Rewriting the realistic homecoming for Leon because I have a better idea

And it’s gonna be lowkey sad

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Leon sending his spouse voicemails in the field, always ending them with “I love you” instead of “bye” so just in case the last thing they hear him say is “I love you” is this anything chat

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On the surface, Simon Riley would look like a very hard, mediocre boyfriend.

PDA is way off the table, even around his mates, for the most part, he looks all but indifferent to you. Especially at the beginning of your relationship. The only indication that he has some regard for you is that he had a tendency to stare.

On your first dates, he would stare. He would speak quietly, and in short sentences. If you didn’t know Simon as a person like you did (you were introduced by a mutual friend before you started dating) there wouldn’t be a second date.

But he’s not. His eyes were either on you, or checking the exits. He was feeling you out. Observing. Which would be the common theme of most if your dates: in an insignificant spot, his face covered with a surgical mask, watching you like a hawk.

His activities weren’t much better either. His idea of “quality time” is sprawling on the couch, turning on Man Uni and calling you into the room to sit next to him. Sure, bring your phone too, he doesn’t mind. If he’s in a good mood, he’ll probably explain to you what’s happening. Quality time also applied in the car. You were going to listen to his nü metal,and you were going to like it. Maybe, you’d find a calloused hand on your leg.

So, painfully mediocre on the surface level.

But here’s the thing: if you look past his indifference, he will mirror your reciprocations to your interest. Say you’re on the couch before him, and watching Drag Race UK. This time, he’ll sit with you, without complaint. If you’re driving, he’ll listen to whatever you’ll listen to.

Something people tend to overlook about Simon is how guarded of a man he is. Even around people he’s supposed to trust with his life. (For the most part, he doesn’t trust the 141 with his face.) He’s the kind of man who you truly need to know as a person and know that his aloofness is not personal. It’s him protecting himself.

He’s the kind of boyfriend that rehearses what he wants to say to you someday when you fall asleep against his arm. The type who isn’t embarrassed to bring you around his mates, because you’re simply another person close to him. He’s the boyfriend with the perpetual scowl when his partner is next to him, in public, or otherwise, but in actuality, he’s having the time of his life, and is enjoying your company so deeply.

On the outside, a horribly bothered RBF. In reality, on the inside, “this is my bird. I love her so much.”

He is just a. Extremely reserved, and b. Has a horrid “content” face.