imagine how funny it would get if taylor swift's plane just flew into a cloud bank one day and disappeared completely. never found. no trace
like some fans would think she's dead and start mourning her and other fans would get sooo mad that anyone is acting like she's dead and the longer it went on with no information or evidence the funnier it would fucking get
just imagine the conspiracy theoriesssss play with me in this space
imagine all the people claiming to be the second coming of taylor swift to promote their own music, most cynical, some truly believing it
imagine someone beginning this cynically but then coming to believe it, convinced by good fortune and successful tours, by obsessed fans, by playing the role in her daily life… except, of course, she's a lesbian
at first she hides it, then she hints at it through bizarre coded messages in her music, then when she's finally convinced most of the taylor swift second coming believers that she's the true incarnation, she gets found out
a schism in the ranks, the evergaylors believing taylor swift was always a lesbian, the neogaylors believing the disappearance and subsequent return in someone else's body changed her
over the decades, the differences become more pronounced, civil wars begin across the world between the evergaylors and the neogaylors, until eventually taylor swift 2 gets in a plane like she does every day according to ancient tradition, flies into a cloud bank, and disappears
