[lesbianralzarek]

wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

[depsidase]

[athetos]

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[athetos]

I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.

If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.

[xekstrin]

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

[cryptotheism]

Good news for American minorities: shooter was white

[cryptotheism]

He was registered Republican, but apparently also made a 15$ donation to the Biden campaign at one point. Average American swing voter.

[setsu-nana]

[femblogger]

[s0cioplath]

bella’s depression season begins

[okaynadine-null-deactivated2014]

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[sweetsicks]

[jr--black-tulip-deactivated2019]

Sweet Dreams ❤🎶🎶

🌿🕊

[letsgeneralbouquetstarlight]

Super schön ❤

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Dat voice tho.

[iiyong-deactivated20140314]

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[tradgicgayblr]

Can we PLEASE bring back scene/emos in 2020 but like a nicer version where we don't call each other posers for not having never shout never posters plastered on every inch of our walls ty

[zayndele]

[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[justdailyreads]

60 Celebrities photoshopped side-by-side with their younger selves to show just how much they’ve changed (x)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was feeding my neighbors kid to Audrey II while my alma mater's marching band played in the background.