steve roger’s basement wife

𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑎 | 𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑦-𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 | 𝑚𝑑𝑛𝑖 𝐍𝐀𝐕 | 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 | 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐒 | 𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐒

[lilacevans]

𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝑖 𝑑𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑠𝑘… 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜?

𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏 ༊*·˚ | take a peak here! •°. *࿐

✧* meet the brothers | meet the uncles | check out the playlist *✧

the concept *✧ ༊*·˚

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> gif set one - pete finds out

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> gif set two - ari meets with his uncle

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> gif set three - the boys are arguing, again

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> gif set four - anywhere you want | pete brenner

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> gif set five - everyone but me | steve rogers

meet the family *✧ ༊*·˚

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬: 𝐀𝐑𝐈 | 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒 | 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄 | 𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 | 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄 | 𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃

*updated daily!

the introduction *✧ ༊*·˚

opening night *✧ ༊*·˚

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> pete's place: the regulars

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> visitor: ransom drysdale

pete's place presents: the drabbles. *✧ ༊*·˚

𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞’𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Chapter One

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Chapter Two

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Chapter Three

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Chapter Four

𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞’𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: 𝐀 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫’𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Toe the Line -> Andy Barber.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> A Dance -> Bucky Barnes

EXTRAS:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ -> Steve's Birthday.

*minors need not interact. this is a 18+ space.

*this is a dark au, with heavy topics & triggers. happy endings do not happen here.

[veltana]

I want to read about Bucky trying to change the diaper on a one year old that is just constantly spinning around laughing like a maniac.

I want to read about Steve trying to understand, yet again, why the two year old i having a tantrum over the banana they asked for.

I want to read about Lloyd bribing the three year old with candy, just so they'll put on their shoes.

I want to read about Ari fixing a bottle in the middle of the night, hair on end, going on autopilot, before feeding the baby.

I want to read about Andy being unable to appear at court for the nth time in the same month because (this time) the whole family got the flu.

I want to read about Curtis having to carry the kid out of the grocery store while they're screaming bloody murder.

[biteofcherry]

I want to read all that, too! 🥹

You're provoking my baby fever to spike again, lol

[veltana]

Hahah that was not my intention 😂 I can cool it down by talking about all the super sucky parts?

[biteofcherry]

The parts where Bucky really tries to care for the baby, so you can rest, but they keep wailing bloody murder every second they are not in your arms?

Or Steve spending hours in the shower with the baby, because warm water is the only thing helping with colic?

Or Lloyd snapping, because neither of you has the power or time to clean the house and it's a frightening mess?

Or Curtis barely holding in his rage when your mother keeps giving unsolicited advice and critiques your parenting decisions? (He almost flipped the table when you tried to explain there's no "breastfeeding mother's diet" and your mom suggested that's irresponsible and may hurt the baby).

[lilacevans]

i raise you: preemie edition.

Bucky spending his nights carefully moving around a tiny baby, frightened of being too heavy handed.

Steve keeping baby tucked in his shirt for hours on end because he spent so much time reading about kangaroo care and even after the NICU, he can’t let it go.

Lloyd ranting and raving because someone dared turn up at the house and coughed. Who the fuck turns up at the house with a cough? He doesn’t care if it’s allergies, fuck off and die, but wash your hands before you do.

Ari hating waking you to pump all hours of the night, coaxing you out of bed while cradling his tiny baby girl and helping you fasten up pumping bra with one hand.

Curtis holding back when he has to explain the baby’s age for thousandth time to the same person.

Andy trying to hold it together because baby just won’t take a bottle, frantic about their intake, panicking about how much they’re being sick, hauling him and baby to the ER at stupid o’clock to sit down, offer a bottle and let out a sigh when baby drinks the whole lot and doesn’t sick up a drop.

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[lilacevans]

curtis is being MEAN. he won’t let me write this chapter. he’s being so difficult!!😵‍💫

[autumntheredhead]

“Can mutuals DM you?”

There are mutuals I would let spit in my mouth tbh

[paperweight91]

The Family Meeting

Summary: Ari runs the first family meeting in a long time, with several interruptions from Lloyd.

Characters: Ari Levinson, Lloyd Hansen, Steve Rogers, Andy Barber, Ransom Drysdale, Curtis Everett

Pairings: none

Warnings: Mob AU, implied violence, implied murder, implied torture, no actual violence, Minors DNI.

A/N: Hopefully this one isn’t too chaotic! But I thought it was time to bring all our boys together! Special shout out, as always to my wonderful friend @krirebr without you this AU wouldn’t be happening at all. Thank you so much for all your help with it ❤️

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Taglist: @stargazingfangirl18 @krirebr @rebeccapineapple @precious1610 @bval-1 @bigcreatorwombatdreamer @thezombieprostitute @awkwardgiraffe726 @blobfishlol @alexakeyloveloki @lilacevans

[lilacevans]

[lilacevans]

idk wtf is going on with my photoshop that everything is coming out so dull. or i’m just rusty af

[lilacevans]

Did you update your banner?!?! It looks so good (even if you didn’t and I’m dumb 😅)

i did!! i had a phase of making headers & thought i’d use one!🥰

[lilacevans]

the nomad!steve era was something else, man.

req by @marvelmcumania

[lilacevans]

tfa!steve is like so pure and beautiful but tws!steve has that neighbors to lovers boyish charm UGH 😖 yeah i think thats my fave era hehe whats yours?

winter soldier steve has always been top of my list, alongside endgame steve🫪. honestly all the steve😛 ur stevie is next on the list!🤍

send me ur favoured steve era & receive a gif set!

[lilacevans]

gifs are coming, my laptop just doesn’t wanna work rn

it keeps turning off and idk why

[lilacevans]

oh nvm it’s an update 🫪

[lilacevans]

gifs are coming, my laptop just doesn’t wanna work rn

it keeps turning off and idk why

[lilacevans]

oh my god tony stark in pete’s place?

OH U COOKIN

[lilacevans]

I am sucker for Evil Steve... sry I am guilty here 😭😭😭 but

Can you make his Nomad era gif please 🥺🙏

nomad steve coming later!🤍

send me ur favourite steve era and i’ll make you a gif set!

[lilacevans]

am i like shadow banned or something

[ang3liccha0s]

ANON ASK GAME

➕️ I over analyze all of your posts/reblogs

🪶 I want your attention

🦂 I hate you

🕸 I'd lock you up in my basement

🌑 I watch you from the shadows

🎱 I'm obsessed with you

♣️ I’d let you corrupt me.

♟️ You’re a jerk, and it’s amazing to watch

🎲 You’re dangerously addictive

✒️ Get wild, ask me whatever you want

🗝 I need to know you and your truest self

🗡 I'd stab you

💉 If you disappeared I’d go insane

🩻 I care for you

[lilacevans]

okay! finally summer break so i actually have more free time.

curtis chapter is coming but he’s being difficult. i’m torn between full throttle off the bat or easing into it😵‍💫

OH! i also will get pete’s & lloyd’s prompt lists up over the weekend! i haven’t forgotten!