I'm afraid I'm not a very good host.

#adultbooklr is my life now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horror movies should really add a blooper section at the end to help calm people down before they go to bed

[attenashe-deactivated20190606]

The thing that gets to me about ancient literature, the reason I ended up a classicist instead of doing English like all my teachers thought I should, is that feeling, that moment, when you are reading something written by a stranger literally millennia ago (do you know how long ago 1850 BC is, it’s nearly four thousand years, that’s a lot of time) and you think:

oh, you too, huh?

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[hershey]

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

[palewansickly]

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

[motivation-and-fitness]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I get more motivated by the phrase “Fuck it” than any other motivational phrase

[alicentsgf]

theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess

[alicentsgf]

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

[rinasaurusrex]

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

[wonderwomangrad]

I’m so deep in academia that I’m pretty sure I think in 12 point Times New Roman font. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a “people with full time job” leaderboard on games.

[itsbadgalxo]

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[fanonical]

what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises

[literaryanxiety]

A proper book haul that involved some lifting (and plenty grunting).

In my defense, it was a stuff-all-you-can sale for 50 quid.

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

when i first watched orphan black i remember thinking ‘wtf is her accent supposed to be it sounds like some weird english-canadian-irish hybrid’ and then it turned out she was born in england, lived in canada and was raised by an irish woman and thats when i realised the power of tatiana maslany 

[aproposdeslivres]

I love that cover , this one is for my American literature class this year !

[twitterlols]

[fag]

[theeeprotagonist]

Gahhdamn

[tarynel]

😭😭😭

[plantationmasterpoison]

[caveat-empt0r]

DaNG!!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!