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If I were sick and wanted to project symptoms onto one of my muses, I know exactly who I would choose.

"Yeah, fuck you too, you piece of shit bastard, I hope you go blind."

#muse: seija #ic #dash commentary #felt like having a bit of fun

".....Fuck."

"Did I fuckin' die?? Have I been dead this whole gods-damned time?"

#muse: seija #she comes back even if she's killed!#as long as you hate her enough

#muse: momiji #I acquired this from Zane last week #already found at least four places where it was appropriate to use #it's quite sad really #but it's nice to have this to react with

You've never seen such a popular fox.

#muse: narikon #gets kidnapped by two different people the moment she appears lol #though one of them was a far happier kidnapping than the other

Narikon spotted. Marie kidnapping for drinks in progress.

Is it kidnapping if she's eagerly going along with it? Drinks and Marie, name a better combination! You can't!

#muse: narikon #soulstagger #I carefully picked my most excited icon

"'Great bake-danuki', nothin'. More like an oversized raccoon dog."

#muse: narikon #gotta stay quiet so she doesn't hear of course

"Futo, the hermits are colluding. Use your great ears and mastery of feng shui to gather knowledge. Seiga is up to something."

"And how doth that differ from any other day in the year...?" Futo's confused on what exactly the concern is with this, it's not like Seiga would ever do something to harm Miko. At least, that's what Futo thinks. "Thy wish is my command, of course, Miko. Though I think thy concern is misplaced."

#muse: futo #gensokyogarden #important note: she's using a familiar tone of speech and referring to Miko without honorifics #Meaning they're in private #She'd never do that in public

"Yes, I'm alive. No, I haven't settled down. I just have two fights I need to finish before I can go doing other things."

"Also, I'm fairly certain I would know if I'd gotten married recently."

#muse: udeki #dash commentery #specifically fights with Remi and with her partner

Is Udeki Kasen's...

sister

daughter

clone

Voting ended onFeb 21

#muse: udeki #note: udeki disagrees violently with all of these #but she does everything violently #funny silly little poll

thathermitwiththehairpin

"I'm leaving, thank you."

But not before spray-painting Shizuha with rainbows!

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As a user of multicolored paint herself, she's impressed. But also...

"I'm just as much a kami as any of the powerful ones! I'll remember this, hermit! Just wait, I'll ruin your Autumn one way or another!"

#muse: shizuha #thathermitwiththehairpin #poor Shizuha #bullied from all sides

thathermitwiththehairpin

>a real kami

"You paint leaves."

mountainofhistory

"And you look awfully like one."

Seiga will be painted too.

#muse: shizuha #thathermitwiththehairpin

"Not a real kami"

"So only the powerful get to be considered kami now? For a being that considers herself a messenger of the gods, this kitsune seems awfully ignorant of those she claims to represent. Perhaps she needs a reminder."

Haruka's going to wake up one day painted red and orange from head to toe. Mark her words.

#muse: shizuha #ic #of all the things to spur me to post

touhoudelights

@mountainofhistory said: Momiji wants to know if she can at least bite

"Girl, you can do more than a bite. You can have a whole meal if you want~."

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"You sure about that? I might take you seriously. Shrine maidens are pretty tasty~"

Momiji's teasing, of course, even taking Sanae's shoulders in hand and leaning in to give her neck a nip. Since she was offering anyway...

#muse: momiji #touhoudelights #can you believe this little reply took over an hour #dies internally #I had to do it for the MomiSana though

"Dunno why I'm bothering with this... waste of time anyway..."

Despite her complaints, Seija's visiting the Hakurei Shrine for non-malevolent reasons for once, to participate in the yearly fortune reading. Though she'd never admit it, she's well aware that this ritual helps keep belief in her alive as well, and she wants that more than anything. So let's see what she got...

"Oh? Good fortune, huh? What, shrine maiden, are you hoping I'll reverse it and curse my own life for a year? I'm not that stupid, you know?" Nevertheless, she's keeping the slip. Good fortune sounds like something she needs.

#muse: seija #ic fluff #hey it's the new year #you probably thought I was dead and tbh I don't blame you #but my hope this year is to get back in business #also included the links if anyone else wants to participate #I decided on Seija but if people are curious about the fortunes of another of my muses just ask and I'll find out #but more importantly I'd like to see how other people fare

A quick knife to the throat and a spin, Kagerou is pinned to a tree by a very familiar face wearing fake wolf ears and a tail.

"Good evening. The Mistress has given me permission to roam this Halloween. So, I decided to find my favorite playmate. Isn't that nice? We can be wolves roughing around together for a night."

Kagerou is lucky, at least, that this Halloween didn't fall on a full moon. Though she's not in costume at the moment, she's on her way to retrieve it when she suddenly finds her sense of balance shaken and the feeling of burning metal at her throat. There's only one person who'd lay hands on her out of nowhere like this.

"...a-ah." Not that knowing that helped much. Her fear of Sakuya had subsided somewhat since their first reunion, but it was still very much present, and she found herself struggling to form words. "W-wolves... wolves?" It was only now that she'd notice Sakuya's new accessories, a nicely matching set of light silver ears and tail that almost reminded her of the tengu. It looked nice... and seeing it seemed to help embolden Kagerou a little. If Sakuya wanted to play wolf for the night...

"A wolf doesn't need a knife to threaten someone, you know?" Kagerou would ask, lifting her hands to place them on Sakuya's shoulders. A single clawed thumb would reach up to poke at Sakuya's own throat. "Don't tell me you did all this and forgot to add claws to your costume. You'll get eaten up like that."

It was quite impressive, she almost managed to keep her voice from shaking at all.

#muse: kagerou #rosegoldscarlet #apparently this blog isn't totally dead after all #though with how long it took me to write this it's not exactly out of the hospital #this was fun though #thank you \o\#now if you'll excuse me I'm going to die

I have some bad news.

Almost my entire muse list is either vulnerable to or practicing scams. Reader beware.

#random silliness #work was rough #so naturally I had to come home and make a quick little chart #you should make one too

Someone who, despite all her hatred for Yukari, would still cooperate with her if it meant she got to step on a Lunarian.

#muse: seija #random silliness #surprise I still have a presence on this Earth #you thought I was dead and I thought I was dead but I've got unfinished business #and by that I mean things I need to reply to

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