[mountainofhistory]

Is your refrigerator running?

"No... Lord Megumu found out about my blackmail stash of her so I'm getting punished with no electricity for a week... I really hope my beer doesn't go bad..."

[mountainofhistory]

"Marie! I found a bottle of fancy plum wine last week, let's split it!"

Don't ask where she found it.

[mountainofhistory]

It's Narikon's day. You must celebrate this fox.

[mountainofhistory]

If I were sick and wanted to project symptoms onto one of my muses, I know exactly who I would choose.

"Yeah, fuck you too, you piece of shit bastard, I hope you go blind."

[mountainofhistory]

".....Fuck."

"Did I fuckin' die?? Have I been dead this whole gods-damned time?"

[mountainofhistory]

[mountainofhistory]

You've never seen such a popular fox.

[mountainofhistory]

Narikon spotted. Marie kidnapping for drinks in progress.

Is it kidnapping if she's eagerly going along with it? Drinks and Marie, name a better combination! You can't!

[mountainofhistory]

"'Great bake-danuki', nothin'. More like an oversized raccoon dog."

[mountainofhistory]

"Futo, the hermits are colluding. Use your great ears and mastery of feng shui to gather knowledge. Seiga is up to something."

"And how doth that differ from any other day in the year...?" Futo's confused on what exactly the concern is with this, it's not like Seiga would ever do something to harm Miko. At least, that's what Futo thinks. "Thy wish is my command, of course, Miko. Though I think thy concern is misplaced."

[mountainofhistory]

"Yes, I'm alive. No, I haven't settled down. I just have two fights I need to finish before I can go doing other things."

"Also, I'm fairly certain I would know if I'd gotten married recently."

[mountainofhistory]

Is Udeki Kasen's...

sister

daughter

clone

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[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"I'm leaving, thank you."

But not before spray-painting Shizuha with rainbows!

[mountainofhistory]

As a user of multicolored paint herself, she's impressed. But also...

"I'm just as much a kami as any of the powerful ones! I'll remember this, hermit! Just wait, I'll ruin your Autumn one way or another!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

>a real kami

"You paint leaves."

[mountainofhistory]

"And you look awfully like one."

Seiga will be painted too.

[mountainofhistory]

"Not a real kami"

"So only the powerful get to be considered kami now? For a being that considers herself a messenger of the gods, this kitsune seems awfully ignorant of those she claims to represent. Perhaps she needs a reminder."

Haruka's going to wake up one day painted red and orange from head to toe. Mark her words.

[touhoudelights]

@mountainofhistory said: Momiji wants to know if she can at least bite

"Girl, you can do more than a bite. You can have a whole meal if you want~."

[mountainofhistory]

"You sure about that? I might take you seriously. Shrine maidens are pretty tasty~"

Momiji's teasing, of course, even taking Sanae's shoulders in hand and leaning in to give her neck a nip. Since she was offering anyway...

[mountainofhistory]

"Dunno why I'm bothering with this... waste of time anyway..."

Despite her complaints, Seija's visiting the Hakurei Shrine for non-malevolent reasons for once, to participate in the yearly fortune reading. Though she'd never admit it, she's well aware that this ritual helps keep belief in her alive as well, and she wants that more than anything. So let's see what she got...

"Oh? Good fortune, huh? What, shrine maiden, are you hoping I'll reverse it and curse my own life for a year? I'm not that stupid, you know?" Nevertheless, she's keeping the slip. Good fortune sounds like something she needs.