what's wrong, puppy? you feel funny? you feel warm and achey down there? aww, come here and let daddy take a look. that's right, good job, open up your legs for me...
oh sweetheart, your puppy parts look so puffy and sensitive! my poor needy little thing. there's no need to be embarrassed. when you get all hard and sticky like this, it means it's time for daddy to touch you. i know it can be intense, but we have to make the ache go away, ok?
just relax, sweet puppy. that's right. daddy's here. daddy's got you. i'm going to start touching you now and i'm not going to stop until your puppy parts feel alllllll better.
you can cry as much as you need to, it's okay. daddy knows just how to take care of you.
