💖

BYE

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[ampervadasz]

Best birthday photo

[mxnrique]

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

[8168708]

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art

[ymcr]

[imp]

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

[momo-on-main]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

Stan

[jackisreallycool]

Can we please normalize shoplifting from Ross dress for less

[iggykoopa666]

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

[ugly-mane]

muffy packing her lunch

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[medranochav]

bye Brad!

[tryclops]

[funnygamememes]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[iavn]