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Lili: Send help, I think Karen's husband is gonna proposition me.
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Text: Harper
Lili: Send help, I think Karen's husband is gonna proposition me.
“Shit, Lil, I know you would.” Harper shot the brunette a wry, knowing smirk. “But she’s not worth the time and effort. I bet her husband isn’t worth going through all that trouble.” If the customer had been married, their spouse hadn’t been present. Probably because of the headache the woman was in a public setting that thrived on customer service. “Beretta’s a fierce queen like her mama.” She complimented, reaching out to gently scratch the Rottweiler behind the ears. “So~ if you’re free and we don’t want to hang around the house, there’s that month-long event going on. Could see if something fun is happening today?”
"Alright, fine, but the offer's open. You know, just keeping it in your back pocket," she offered. Even if it would likely be terrible sex indeed. Too many people enjoyed and got off on the idea of embarrassing someone and putting them on the spot.
Her expression sobered when the reminder of the event became the topic of conversation. As much as Lili would love to take Beretta out in public, she had to leave her at home, even if she was better behaved than most children.
"I think that would be fun. If only people weren't such sticks in the mud," she agreed.
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Hunter looked down at his jorts and shook his head as she spoke. Did he actually look hot in them? She was probably joking, roasting the fuck out of him without him even realizing it. But what if she wasn't? What if he WAS rocking them? "Not sure what the fish have to do with it but I feel like you're right. This is a fucking power move." He extended one leg, his pale thigh practically glowing in the light of the bar. He really needed to start tanning naked so he didn't have such gross farmer tan legs.
He took another shot, sinking more pool balls in the back corner pocket. "Whatever. I'm gonna start wearing these all the time and become known as Jorts Guy to people who ain't from around here." He snorted and rolled his eyes.
"Damn shame you haven't heard that quote, otherwise it would have landed a lot better," she remarked. Her bottle sat empty on the bar nearby and she leaned against the edge of the pool table. "Besides, women dig a man who's comfortable in his masculinity. Dudes are even painting their nails nowadays."
Hell, makeup and heels were actually intended for men way back when.
"Catch me saving your name in my phone as Jorts Calhoun instead of "That One Guy I Occasionally Fuck"," she teased and leaned over the table to hit the ball with the tip of her cue.
He checked his watch — he had plenty of time for one beer before he headed into work, and it felt rude to decline when she'd offered. Foster had only survived on this earth for so long because he'd learned what it took to ingratiate himself; most of the time, it was a simple as mirroring the actions of others. "Well, I don't have a partner, so you'd have to find some other way of fucking me over."
Lili cast a glance at the stove to double-check the time versus taking her medicine. With this particular cocktail, she couldn't within two hours of taking it. After a near panic attack last time she dared, she was far more diligent.
That, and it would be hard to keep a job if she calculated wrong.
"I'd never dream of fucking you over, anyways. I think at this point, if you betrayed me, I'd cry instead of trying to hurt you," she commented.
joaquinn shrugged, "i grew up using a garmin gps if you even know what that is." the man pointed out. "i don't think i have ever opened up the maps on my phone.. so i couldnt tell you the difference. however one would assume they all be the same. it isnt like the landmarks move with each map." he looked over at her before shaking his head. "well we are lost.. so we might as well find something to do out here instead. maybe we will run across some place to eat or some like weird museum or something."
"That's a great story, Grandpa," she teased. Though Lili had never been able to afford a GPS up until she had received her first smartphone and was able to access maps. Growing up impoverished had its downfalls. She glanced over her shoulder to see Beretta relaxed in the air conditioning facing her. "As long as they let in dogs, because it's way too hot out to just leave Beretta in here."
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andrew had lived his life as a married man for going on fifteen long years, and been together longer. the first half was a dream come true, aly had stolen his heart in high school when he had sworn he would never settle down. with her in the beginning it was easy. though as the years had went by the man had ruined his marriage and driven his wife away. mostly into the arms of other men, he had no one to blame for her behavior but himself. fast forward to modern day and andrew had forced her to move to hmb. with the move he had thought that he could save his marriage though he didn't realize just how much he had ruined not only his marriage but his beautiful wife. she deserved so much more that how the man had did her and he knew it was just too late to try to fix things. he had promised her the two could stay married and pretend for their families so she could keep her money but they would separate.
it had been one month, one long and miserable month since drew had officially been separated. he wasn't sure why it was so hard for him. the two of them had been living their lives separate for years. nevertheless andrew had sent out a event on the hmb facebook page about a barbecue that he would be having. by the time it had reached ten pm drew was feeling pretty tipsy. it was the second time in years that he had been this drunk, and oddly enough the second time since he had been in hmb. swinging his frozen margarita around he stood on the second step of his dim light pool.
"are you coming in?" he turned and asked them.
Lili often had been drawn to parties in the past. Some of her better times had been spent there, be it down by the bridge or some random tailgate. Facebook barbecues at least held the potential for decent company, even if she wasn't altogether familiar with most of the people there. The sort of people in Ocean Colony were the ones who often turned up their nose at people like her and Beretta.
She'd only just settled with a margarita when someone addressed her and her eyebrow arched. "You know what? Yeah, I am," she responded.
Did she know Drew Hayes? Not as a best friend, but she was familiar enough that it wasn't a red flag to join him in the pool. She stood up and stripped off her shirt, tossing it onto the concrete next to her. The water rippled a bit around her thighs as she hopped down into the shallow end and she picked her drink back up again.
"Quite the soiree you have," she complimented.
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joaquinn hadn't minded giving lili a ride. regardless of the trouble she liked to give him he did enjoy spending time with the woman. she was full of attitude but she also was fun to be around. keeping him on his toes making it never boring when she was around.
scrunching his brows together a little bit he looked at her, "is there a difference?" he asked her. "i mean does apply maps and goggle maps not have the same landmarks for something?"
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"I feel like Google Maps is a little more accurate. Siri tends to fuck me over, that condescending little bitch," Lili responded, growling at her phone before shoving it into her pocket. Google Maps also tended to show more speed traps and accidents, versus Apple, who seemed content to the let the world burn.
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Hunter leaned down in his cut off jean shorts, he was still wondering to himself why he let Lili make him fucking jorts, and took his shot, sinking a couple of balls in the pockets of the pool table. "You know what's fuckin' crazy to me, hellcat?" His lovingly bestowed nickname for the firecracker of a woman who was one of best friends. "The fact that I'm in this god damn booty shorts and ain't one beautiful woman tried to buy me a drink yet. How come when you got half your ass out everybody wants to be in your business but when I do the bartender looks like he wants to kick me out?" He shook his head and handed her the cue stick before reaching for his beer and taking a long swig. "Sexist."
Lili often did things to see if she could do them, rather than have a method to her madness. Sometimes ideas simply formed and she had to act on them. If she had to say one of her biggest flaws, it was her willingness to act on intrusive thoughts.
Her current one was having one of her best friends go to a bar in jorts.
"Because they're afraid of your power. Women want you, fish fear you. Also, I'm pretty sure the bartender is jealous he doesn't have the legs to make those work," she responded.
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lalita had crammed the last bit of the potato wedge in her mouth not even bothering to take it in two bites. before even swallowing it she had spoke up. "is it weird that i still come here so much?" lalita had finally spoken up with a mouthful of food. her eyes had moved to lili who had clearly been working tonight. it wasn't even that the two had ended things on bad terms. lalita hadn't felt like when the two had ended their relationship that it had ended on bad terms.
"because i can not promise you that i can stay away from this place." she began to explain to her, "there is no where in town that makes a potato wedge like the cooks here.." she did her best to explain to her. "plus bright is such a babe and always gives me extras.. but dont tell j.. i dont want him getting fired for hooking me up."
Some would consider it odd that they would come back on a day off, but Lili enjoyed the food. As long as she didn't go borderline comatose during work hours, she doubted anyone cared. She popped a mozzarella stick in her mouth.
"Look, I fucking love Pasta Moon, but strip club food has my soul," she agreed. She dipped the other end in the bright red marinara sauce and took a bite. "Besides, I think as long as we're not fucking each other, Iggy doesn't really give a shit."
Foster didn't care to get into strangers' business; he couldn't imagine anyone living with Karen being particularly happy, but he wasn't about to pass judgement either way. He supported Lili's right to... express herself however she saw fit, but he already had enough enemies in this town without trying to make more. "Remind me not to get on your bad side," he commented lightly.
Lili pulled a beer out of her fridge and offered one in his direction. "He's not even subtle, honestly. I sincerely doubt it'd take more than a head toss with eye contact. I probably won't, but you know, it's good to keep my options open. Just remember that if you piss me off, I will fuck your partner. This V is rated M," she joked. She slammed her lid on the edge of the counter to pop the lid off. "But don't worry, you'd be safe."
Bright had the day off and he was trying to keep himself busy. That he was pretty much told at work to not come in since he was always there all the time and they knew he had to stay away for a day. He had wandered around for a bit before he ended up at quarry park. It was a nice park that had stuff for all ages and he liked it. He was one to enjoy the park even if he was over the normal age and had no kids to take of his own. But he knew it was the time of day kids were in school so he knew he could hang out without a problem. Even if kids did show up he knew to take off to let them enjoy the park.
He found his way to the treehouse he smiled as he looked up at it. "So cool," he said as he made his way up and looked around. Very much set for older kids, but kids nonetheless. Things to play on and pretend with. He sighed as he messed with the fake ship's wheel before he moved to sit down his feet hanging over the side as he was enjoying the relaxing day.
If Karens were mad about Beretta existing in her own space, they were often doubly pissed when Lili deigned to bring her to the park. The large Rottweiler was incredible with children, often more gentle than any Labrador. She loved to play fetch with a tennis ball or a stick and romped alongside them, even letting them pet and hug her under Lili's watchful eye.
She had only just settled on a bench with Beretta slumbering peacefully and she spotted Bright sitting at a treehouse.
"Well, hey there," she greeted.
After her vent, all of Harper's exhaustion seemed to deflate her body with Lili's offer, taking a sit with a heavy thump. "I guess so...I just hope she's a spring breaker and not going to be a regular. Or you never know, we could end up becoming best friends after a rocky start." She smirked at the thought. "Are you enjoying your lazy day? There's nothing you wanna do?" Harper was always up for anything but if Lili needed a much deserved break, Harper was ready to order takeout upon command.
"I'll fight her and fuck her husband, if you want," Lili offered. It wouldn't be too hard to track down said person's partner. She wasn't sure what was in the water that seemed to counteract with whatever little common sense was left in some people, but she was going to fight. "I am. I took Beretta for her training session earlier. She tore a bite out of the suit earlier. They keep having to reinforce the suits when they have Rottweilers training, but they don't. I'm down to do...literally anything."