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[lilidsophy]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[worldwariotwo]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Such grace.

[sulli-net]

sulli for high cut and estee lauder

[kpop-rolling-deactivated2020101]

Me before Kpop vs. Me after Kpop

[oddfilmstills]

we need to talk about kevin (2011)

[robertbressons]

Ezra Miller as The Flash | Justice League

[thevolutionofnerdy]

Guys! Guys! IT’S ALMOST LEATHER JACKET WEATHER! 

[dailydccu]

[cruvcio]

ezra miller’s jawline could slice me in half and i’d give him an expensive fruit basket

[naomialmaz]

What is Henry doing walking through the set without a shirt?

[vikander]

Ezra Miller attends the European premiere of ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’ at Odeon Leicester Square on November 15, 2016 in London, England.

[dailydccu]

Ezra Miller attends the “Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them” World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on November 10, 2016 in New York City.

[justiceleague]

Jason Momoa, Gal Gadot, and Ezra Miller on the set of Justice League

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Ezra Miller attends the European premiere of ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’ at Odeon Leicester Square on November 15, 2016 in London, England.

[jiminfilter]

When The Flash jumps from one spot to the next, do you have to do the running yourself or do they speed you up?