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Sirius: Ow! What the hell?
Marlene: I know who you are, Sirius Black! And I am not some starry eyed waif, here, to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!
~ Bridget Regan
I don’t think my father, the inventor of Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion, would be too pleased to hear about this.
James Potter, at some point probably (via incorrectmarauderquotes)
Stop being dramatic.
James: Lily! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Lily: What a coincidence, I've been avoiding you everywhere.
Amber Heard at The Danish Girl press conference during TIFF (Sept 12).
Lily & Kayley for the brotp thing 8)
BROTP MEME
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Kayley does this all the time, and tbh Lily’s pretty cool with it (she always has some extra food because she knows her sister too well).
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Not that it makes much sense for anyone to ask them this, but for the sake of the meme they both would; Kayley would get way more into it than Lily, though.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Bailing Kayley (and James lbr) out of jail is like a full time job for Lily.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Lily would help Kayley a lot more than the other way around (after a bit of reluctance, Kayley ends up feeling comfortable enough to talk about this stuff with her). Kayley tries to help Lily, but she’s either way too weirded out because it’s James, or her advice is just to smack him across the face (or for Lily to let her smack him across the face); that is also how she comforts Lily, by threatening James with extreme violence.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Kayley, so, so often; but Lily’s guilty of doing it once in a while, too.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Kayley because she’s an actual child.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Kayley would start them more often, but they’re both equally prone to winning.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ACTUALLY KAYLEY WITH JAMES, WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER.
lily @ james right now: friking fite me you punk (ง'̀-'́)ง
Marlene: Oh, hey, it’s Potter.
Mary: With a really nice tie, too.
Marlene: Lily, did you know James was coming?
Lily: I’m sorry, I stopped listening as soon as I heard the word ‘Potter’.
Sirius: Oh, Professor, are you looking for your glasses? I borrowed them to do an impression of you. It killed! [Puts an the glasses and stands up straight]
Sirius: [In a Scottish accent] Mr. Black, give me back my glasses.
McGonagall: Mr Black, give me back my glasses.
If I cry in front of you, believe me, I reached my limit.
(via monsieur-sycamore)
mckiinnoned:
“You’re the sweetest, Lil, really. I seriously appreciate this. I feel like I’ve been going out of my mind with stress about coursework. Has there been MORE of it lately, or is it JUST me? I don’t WANT to graduate and wind up with loads of cats. I want to be able to get through these classes and get to auror training. I don’t really want a HUSBAND, either. Do you? When you DESCRIBE it like that, it sounds AWFULLY boring. I can’t believe we’re going to be out of here in a few months. Feels like the time flew right PAST me.”
“Don’t worry about it, Marls. And it’s not just you - we’re all going mad in case you haven’t noticed. And you will graduate and you will become an amazing auror, all right? --Hm. I don’t know. I guess it’s just a natural thing to expect in the future. Usually, I mean. James and I, we haven’t been together for long but... I don’t know. We’ll see. I just want to be happy, really. I can’t believe it either. I think I’ll cry my eyes out in our last day. I’ll miss this. I’ll miss all of you.”
canisxmajor:
“We were not drinking while he thought about the name, Lily. REALLY! I mean, it would save you the trouble to look for a girl’s name, because it’s UNISEX! I can repeat it a dozen times. That’s just wonderful, isn’t it?” He was grinning, but he had already understood, that Lily would not call their child Elvendork. What a pity. He was so sure, that he could have bought everything with the name engraved into it.
And then the moment came, where he eyed Lily seriously and shook his head. “You’re not saying, that you are going to name the next child after HIM, are you? That would be totally unfair, Lily. Then I would prefer the child to have usual name. And I don’t think that Lily is so common, but it’s probably in the Muggle world, huh? But’ s okay, I can live with Harry. Harry sounds good. Hopefully it’s going to be a boy then!” He leaned his head against her shoulder. “And you’re being ridiculous. Everyone loves me, Lily. Naturally, your children are going to love me madly, TOO. There is still no chance to talk you into a Quidditch team of children, huh? I guess James would LOVE that.”
“You are one mad man, Sirius Black.” Lily stated with an amused yet genuine grin. She had grown terribly fond of James’ best friend; in fact, she loved him so much that it seemed to her that her first opinion of him - and oh, what a nasty opinion it was! - had been the product of her temper and a seriously bad morning. Granted Sirius had his flaws and he had made mistakes before but he also had the biggest heart in the world; Lily was very proud to call him friend.
His shock allowed a heartfelt laugh to escape from her lips. He really was terribly offended by her words. “Relax, Sirius. I won’t call him Remus. If he is a boy then Harry sounds like a great choice. --You do have a point. I’ve never met any other girl named Lily back in Hogwarts, nor do I know anyone by the name now. Guess I never really thought about it. Odd.” She gently ran her fingers through his hair before replying. “Yes, of course everyone loves you. And no, I’m not having seven kids. That’s too much. Three. That’s it. It’s perfect.”
swagstagjp:
His somewhat anxious and nervous chatter ceased when she spoke. Despite not even looking at him (how badly she must hate him right then and there), James can tell that she’d rather be paired up with anyone else but him. His brows furrow at Lily’s words, confusion growing with each second. “You’re extremely good at Potions, Evans, and you study more than likely anyone else I know — so that is not a good enough excuse to make me shut up considering I’d bet a good amount of Galleons you’d still nail the assignment without hearing a single word the Professor is saying.” His own reply is hushed, not wanting to get caught by the man himself. The fact that she seemed to refuse to look at him annoys him a tad, but he opts on letting it slide without a comment for now. “Now, really, be honest; you want me to shut up because you’d rather be paired with anyone else. Especially after last night.”
His flattering response surprises her and she has to pretend to be paying attention to class or else James Potter will notice just how blushed she really is - that simply won’t do. She nibbles on her lower lip with energy, trying to think of what to say. No matter what, she can’t show herself as embarassed or timid - that would be the death of her. And she has to get him to stop talking about his drunk incident somehow. “James, can we please-.” She starts, sounding absolutely exasperated, now finally facing his blue eyed stare. “Please focus on Potions class and nothing else? I know we both want a good mark: if we lose our concentration we won’t get it.” She turns her gaze to Professor Slughorn once more. “Would I rather be paired up with Marlene or Mary or any other of my friends? Of course. But you’re a good student and we can’t switch partners so you’ll have to do for the day.”
eightholyterrors:
Rubbing at his EYES he sat up & REACHED for his glasses knowing he COULDN’T read WITHOUT them. ❛a letter?! for ME?❜ he perked UP instantly.
A bright grin tugged at her lips as she offered him his admission letter. “It seems like it. It has your name on it, hasn’t it?” She questioned, barely able to hide her own excitement. “Open it.”