How is that a criminal offense?
What's that bit about how "we shouldn't prosecute objectively funny crimes?"

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How is that a criminal offense?
What's that bit about how "we shouldn't prosecute objectively funny crimes?"
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????
Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games
Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!
I am terrified mind you
Oh…well…double and give it to the next person
every time.
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.
then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.
and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.
moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.
printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems
I am once again begging you to get your hands on physical media and/or save your fave stuff OFFLINE.
apparently Rick Astley of all ppl came to the vaccine center today ?!!?!?
and I'm off to go have some cupcakes he left there!?!?
literally not even kidding !?!?!??!?!
this website runs on one braincell and we all use it simultaneously
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I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"
People in Portland are wearing inflatable halloween costumes to confront the police and I'm extremely here for it. Easy virality, makes the feds look like idiots, makes you look harmless. If the national guard is going to beat you up on camera, make sure you're wearing a blow-up frog costume when it happens.
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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.
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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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[VD: An incredibly well-edited beauty edit by user 宽宽Kwan of Chinese woman using rapid-paced and seamless transitions to flip through complex and elaborate makeup routines that result in multiple impressive cosplays including different traditional hanfu, Miao silver headdresses, and a warrior's armor. There are humorous beats in the video, and the woman sings to the Chinese pop song in the background. End VD]
[ID: A meme of Sailor J applying contour and saying, "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." End ID]
GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡