There's a hole for that.

Snakes mostly.

[liljumble]

Recent finds. Forgot to get pictures of my golden oysters, but they were abundant!

[liljumble]

@passumbapper @fagnfurter

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[liljumble]

The head canon I have with my wife is that Patrick (from one of the early seasons SHIT wrong show, sorry

[liljumble]

Recent finds. Forgot to get pictures of my golden oysters, but they were abundant!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[indigosparkle333]

Having an intellectual conversation with someone knowing they’re also dirty asf is such a turn on

[yungpilk]

you people want benjamin franklin

[topherchris]

[orcboxer]

okay what's going on here

[apolladay]

Without searching do you know of a celebrity* that you share a birthday with?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15

*Define celebrity however you'd like.

Also Hey Mick Fleetwood birthday twin 👋🏼

[passumbapper]

I do think that "monsterfucking" is one of the funnier terms that people take semi seriously on this website. you people are not fucking no damn monster

[liljumble]

I misread this as "motherfucking" and was like speak for yourself

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[christopher575]

Keep this in your mental file whenever you need a solid laugh. It’ll never, ever lose its power, I promise.

[uncahier]

@larkandkatydid brought back memories of one of the greatest news clips of all time

[great-and-small]

There are a lot of stunning examples of breeding plumage in the world of birds but even among all the flashy colors and fancy patterns I think my favorite has to be the male blue-gray gnatcatcher’s unibrow. When breeding season comes and they need to set themselves apart they literally grow a unibrow.

I must stress the unibrow has no purpose but to help him get laid. If you’re a male BGGC and you want to get laid, you aren’t gonna stand a chance unless you grow yourself a black unibrow and prance around with a fanned tail like this

To a female blue-gray gnatcatcher, there is nothing sexier!

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[starrynet]

what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?

I'm pissed because we lost to some elves

darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven

transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control

power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins

jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin

nightmare eels season

hawks trade young to wizards

vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push

p-bruins topped by bears

are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?

seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear

Voting ended onJan 16

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)

[liljumble]

I just sat on my own b*tthole wrong

[blackarachnya]