freelancing garden hermit

[lilldottir]

Aurora borealis right outside my literal kitchen window. I really could go for some steamed hams now.

[lilldottir]

My villain super power is knowing enough music to be able to ear worm someone, but I have really bad sense of rhythm so I dont earworm myself.

I successfully did it a couple days ago when my partner bought me a coffee drink called banana espresso and my brain immediately went: Kokomo- Beach boys! So I sang like "Banana- espresso, ooh I wanna drink ya" and my partner had the kokomo song stuck in his head all night.

[homunculus-argument]

You have heard of gråtrunka, the swedish word for crying and jacking off at the same time. Now, introducing the gråtrunka+ our top scientists' new masterpiece:

The art of jacking off while simultaneously also screaming, crying, throwing up and also shitting yourself.

[adeline-wheat]

under what circumstance would that possibly happen

[homunculus-argument]

girl didn't text you back

[lilldottir]

Haven't heard of gråtrunka+ but have you heard about skrikrunka? when you're in a fetal position in the shower while jerking off. Might be a regional thing or like broken phone joke.

[lilldottir]

So politely pecking around

And happy goober

[lilldottir]

The goose is always watching.

[lilldottir]

When filming a film crew movie ex. UnReal or The wrong Paris (and other countless which names escape me as im really high and started watching The wrong Paris), how true is the filming crew to true life? How close to the truth do they go with the gear, do they have inside jokes in scenes only folk in the industry will get? How much is cut out for being "too unrealistic, but actually happens quite a lot"? What isn't shown? What do you wish to be shown?

[lilldottir]

Managed to attract an Eurasian Jay to my lighthouse feeder! Next step, all other birds, step after that, world domination.

Look at this cute little shit, choosing which nut to pick.

Boon acquired

[lilldottir]

There's something so satisfying digging a rock out of the ground.

[lilldottir]

Fog has no right to be so obtuse when I try to capture the mood of it with my phone camera. It feels offensive to be like "oh I barely could see the other shore, it was so eerie" just to show up as this on my phone.

[lilldottir]

Does anyone else play the octopus game in the shower? So you basically soap up and just go ham sliding your arms around like snake. It's really fun

[lilldottir]

Trying to get some crow familiars, instead I got a bunch of wild tits.

[lilldottir]

Do dogs understand computer simulated barks? If the barks say anything, do they just sound like horrid monsters mimicking their language or if it's just "fuck you!" "Bandan" "squirl"?

[lilldottir]

I just realised most of the world doesn't have candy bags with fruit candies and licorice/salmiak, it made me sad. So many of you will never get to taste the sweet taste of fake strawberry with salty salmiak. It is divine.