Suspiciously Bunny-Shaped Rock

[dioptre-hertz]

let's clear this up: when i say my powers are "evil", i'm not talking about anything structural or political. it means that my magic bolts are predominantly black, crimson and purple.

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[cosmicretreat]

[anhilliator1]

As a reminder if you're wondering why Gundam has so many weird names for people and things, this is why.

[lillybean730]

[supermariomamafucker]

just told him about the miasma (bad air) and now hes trying to escape 😂

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

Its too late for him

[animals-in-art]

Felix Schlesinger (German, 1833–1910) - Fütterung der Kaninchen

[lillianindustries]

Some sort of "Alpha male speaker" event post on social media that promises to focus on how to "hack women's brains" and you go to the event in person and it's hypnosis forcefem and you come home a girl. Or something. Is this anything

It's 6 in the morning god help me

[armoredprincess]

four things every girl wants to hear:

I know the real you is in there!

you need to fight it!

please! don't you recognize me?

you would have never wanted this!!

[honeydewcorporation]

@lillianindustries us doing our vows

[lillianindustries]

<33333

[rongzhi]

Wuling vans

English added by me :)

[ouroborosorder]

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

[honeylewd]

You're supposed to bite your wife until she bleeds and then you drink a bunch of her blood and sting her with your venomous spines and then she cums a bunch, btw.

[honeydewcorporation]

This RPV Demolisher (Named "Gregg G Rene") has hit every single one of his hammer swings against us this session. He isn't even supposed to be in the sitrep, this is terrifying.

[lillianindustries]

HE'S GREENING HIS SHIT!! ! !1 WATCH OUT ! !!

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[lillianindustries]

@additional-pylons friggin get loved get loved get loved get loved get loved

[lillianindustries]

Looking up how to treat hiccups for reasons that have nothing to do with-

Leave me alone!!! Stop!!!!

[skeuo]

[libraryspectre]

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

[libraryspectre]

It'll be like

*music box playing*

*dog snoring*

*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*

[libraryspectre]

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

[libraryspectre]

Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:

1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"

2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed