Trash Baby

Yup

[lillie-isabelle]

Hey anon who called me pretty, I just wanted to let you know I miss you! 💞😚

[suspend]

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

[luxarcher]

Gentle reminder that LGBT individuals in M/F presenting relationships still belong at pride. M/F relationships do not erase their LGBT identity.

They might be trans, they might be bi/pan, they might be closeted.  Whatever their identity is, it’s none of your business.

Don’t judge, Stay safe, Spread love, Happy pride!

[funnelcloudd]

8 Gyrating Gelatins That Will Blast Nana’s Asscheeks Clean Off

[thejohncarver]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[creed-of-corruption]

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

[martianbees]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cthylla-rlyeh]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

found some interesting romance on twitter

[fandoms-funnies-etc]

[ryuichifoxe]

I don’t post cat pictures here much but Biscuit’s having a rough time of it right now, so here are some pictures of her being adorable.

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

am i having a fucking stroke

[anentirepandabear-deactivated20]

nope, this is from a slice of life comedy called “Saint Young Men” that is about Jesus Christ and Gautama Buddha living as roommates in Tokyo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Young_Men

this scene is exactly what it seems like

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

[phantomsandsunsets]

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

HES NOT BRITISH??????

[notunaffected]

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

[phantomsandsunsets]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[emoheritageposts]

March 28, 2021

[goawfma]

rb to save a person with anxiety!!

[psychaoticpeace]

I’m in the middle of a panic attack and literally this video itself helped lmao. My brain went from 0 to 100 real quick 😂😂 this is the most chaotic way of helping I’ve ever seen

[fishiest-fish]

I thought this was going to be like,,, a joke or something but like this is some solid advise.

The last time I hate a panic attack I sat down and just. ate a raw radish because I didn’t like the taste and it was crunchy. My brain stopped thinking about the panic attack and went to “why the fuck are you eating a radish” and within a minute I felt so much better

[whatspeaksofter]

Me & the Boys on the way to take our finals

[arodomon-deactivated20230518]

This also works if you’re having a weed panic attack

[thickness-protection-program]

My neighbors during one of my anxiety attacks

[despazito]

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

[dimetrodone]

Valid to eat fingers

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

[kazoracht]

@horse-is-a-horse-of-course

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[everythingfox]

Illegally small

(via)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[snowylynxx]

the ability to see ppls tags when they rb in the activity center now is so intimate.... i feel like im seeing into ur brains

[snowylynxx]