so cheap and juicy

25/female/nowhereland, US/paranoid/optimist/individualist/25% idealist/75% realist/brusque/enjoy.

[boo-tee-deactivated20170329]

ideal relationship goals:

[hotboyproblems]

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[lululoves]

[30-minute-memes]

we need more Gordon ramsay memes

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[reginaholic]

[sexemulators]

[lillymonsta]

Some days..

[nyabbycat]

FUCK

[hotboyproblems]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[kaptainandy]

mcdonald’s run

[70sscifiart]

Worlds of retro sci-fi

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[yekkes]

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

[01virgo]

[opryskliwe]

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[basemall]

[lillymonsta]

Everyday. But not today...

[anxietyproblem]

[lillymonsta]

It me.