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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
Origami Around
Love Begins
will byers stan first human second
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occasionally subtle
#extradirty
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@lilmsspooky
(Looking at Pokémon cards)
8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”
6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”
Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”
8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”
Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”
whats new pussyduck
after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual
When the bourgeoisie says things like “don’t bother raising the minimum wage, prices will only increase” that’s a threat that they’ll retaliate with the tools at their disposal because they are at war with you. When the bourgeoisie says there’ll be an economic depression if you even try and fix climate change, that’s a threat to massacre you by deliberately tanking the economy knowing they can weather the storm better than you.
I love when old posts become more relevant lol fuck the United terrorist states of America
The Slitmouthed Woman of Japanese urban legend: Do you think I’m beautiful?
Me: Yes :)
The Slitmouthed Woman of Japanese urban legend, yanking her facemask off to reveal the gaping maw beneath: WHAT ABOUT NOW?
Me, visibly more excited: YES
Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher The King of Sass
people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to
your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:
Befriend
Tell story
Make Thing
Investigate
Share knowledge
Laugh
Sing
Dance
Empathize with
Create
we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands
your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way
The first non-reflex thing babies do is imitate. You raise your hand - they raise their hand. “Connect with others” is so deep in our bones it predates language, predates conscious thoughts.
We share our experiences with others. We seek others to share their experiences. And then we tell each other stories about them.
On July 1942, 2, most of the children of Lidice, a small village in what was then Czechoslovakia, were handed over to the gestapo office of the gestapo.
These 82 children were then transported to the of extermination camp 70 kilometers away. Once they arrived, they were gassed to death. This remarkable sculpture by Marie Uchytilová commemorates this massacre.
A group of Bronze Sculptures, paying tribute to the children who died. Its construction was decided in 1969 by the woman sculptor, Marie Uchytilova. As a symbol of an imaginary tomb of the 13 million most innocent victims of the war - children, she chose as model, 82 children of lidice asphyxiated in the gas rooms of chelmno.
She took 20 years to make this beautiful sculpture because she used the vintage documents to reproduce the faces of the missing children and to represent them according to their exact size.
At the peak of my 13-year-oldness, I wrote a Hunger Games fic in which a former tribute (who won, obviously) had to watch her two kids being reaped the same year, and for extra drama, the organizer made her their mentor. The fic alternated between flashbacks to her own Games with the allies she made and saw die, and the fact that eventually she would have to choose which of her kids to save (or just straight up abandon both to the arena).
So far so good right?
Except the year was 2012. It was a songfic.
And the song I chose? The chorus to Nicky Minaj’s STARSHIPS.
"Starships" being the name her group of allies was given by the viewers. "Let’s do this one more time" was unironically the saddest line in the fic.
OP where is the fic
OP’s tags… my heart 💔
TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video
me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that
a lot of ya dystopia doesn’t make sense like u can draw parallels between the hunger games and real life but wtf is divergent trying to be an allegory for? u take a personality test and if ur too well rounded the government tries to kill u?
choose your fighter
Why is this so accurate
Analysis: Hentai is Evolutionary
Why he dressed like a pokemon master?
people said i looked like an anime protag on my last presentation and i wanted to evolve to that statement.
Wait. You’re telling me that these are the same person, and that person is you? What class is this even for?
thicc anime presentation is from ancient art history from last year.
ye olde hentai presentation is from asian art history from this year.
absolute star student.
King
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Plot twist Pixie isn’t scared of thunder but knew Brutus was. He didn’t want Brutus to be embarrassed so he lied so he can comfort his friend.
Always protect others.
WarriorMale
honestly, imagine your otp
Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing
Oh my god
“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”
i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
no….. No
NO
No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
