[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[unexperience-archive]

100% unprocessed all natural poisonous mushroom salad, with ingredients you can pronounce and trust

[unexperience-archive]

non-GMO

[unexperience-archive]

it’s just a bunch of poisonous mushrooms in a bowl

[unexperience-archive]

it will cure any illness or ailment you have (because it will kill you)

[sixpenceee]

Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

[luvnaught]

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

[terribleteej]

Whales are scary fast!

[lilnefertitisfjord]

2 ton baby

[adonischildsupportcase]

[transenbyhollis]

[princebasil]

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

[princebasil]

y’all know what im saying

[pissvortex]

really cool coincidence that every single latin american nation with a leader that attempts to nationalize an industry that is profitable to america just happens to have an american-supported right-wing politician come along and accuse them of election fraud before trying to start a coup

[goobra]

this is honestly how some of y’all sound

[sourlemonblue]

officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade

[hominishostilis]

Some people??? Drink and drive???? To COPE???

[dankmemeuniversity]

[divineofficial]

[durnesque-esque]

What ingame fights look like before you figured out the controls.

Video by Maul Cosplay. 

This is me… all the time. 

[carnival-of-rust-member-deactiv]

I relate to this on so many levels as both a gamer and person.

[floatinggoathead]

the implication that gamers aren’t necessarily people haunts me

[canadiangold]

[mccoppinscrapyard]

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions 

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Helga deserved more

[mysterioustrumpet]

me, age 6, watching atlantis for the first time

[okaymad]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[melaninmoney]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

ass be completely out 😭

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some