You Ever Seen A Deer Walk On Its Hind Legs Before?

The random trashpile blog of a local lesbian cryptid. TERFs aren’t welcome here.

[finchwingart]

zoom call

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[punkitt-is-here]

its tough out there but so am i

[thememedaddy]

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[holespoles]

goma-ramen　"After the rain"

ごまらーめん「雨あがり」

[dragon-jacketsart]

weird blue horse

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[segamascott]

[todaysbird]

I wanted to use what ‘reach’ I may have here to share the Carolina Wildlife Center’s urgent plea for donations. If they are unable to raise $75,000 to cover ongoing and future care of their wildlife patients, the center will have to close July 20th, 2026. The services provided by CWC to the community are incredibly valuable, and without them, many wild animals will suffer without the care they need.

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Link to donate

[todaysbird]

CWC has officially surpassed their goal in one day and can remain open!! Thank you to everyone who pitched in, shared, offered commissions for donations or otherwise gave your time & energy to support this organization.

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[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[dooanuh]

(butch) dogs playing poker