Trash

I’m trash for every ship

[assiraphales]

the last episode of riverdale is on august 23 and I just want to give it a shoutout for being one of the most camp things to happen to television like, ever. its just been out there existing for years -- years longer than it should ever have gone. every plotline sounds like a shitpost created from drinking a cocktail of vodka nyquill and redbull laced with crushed up mystery pills. objectively terrible. dare I say a cult classic

[lizardsmp3]

i do not “watch” riverdale. riverdale is not a show that you “watch.” riverdale is something you witness. akin to the divine. every week roberto aguirre-sacasa himself has allowed us to witness some kind of unhinged godly message beamed down directly from the heavens to our televisions and it is only the brave and devoted few who stand witness to the history unfolding before our eyes. the holy truths of the universe (homosexuality) being written before us

[bleachersgirl]

[vhagar-apologist-deactivated202]

Me to me: stop causing yourself pain by getting attached to the ships where tragedy befalls one or both of the characters

Also me to me:

[villenelle]

VILLANELLE HIGHLIGHTS killing eve, season one ( layout inspo )

[lilsprousey]

“In truth he’s the love of my life”😭😭😭

[shivgirly]

+

An iconic moment from every B99 episode: Into the Woods 3x06

[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[eddie-dustin]

ALEXA DEMIE as MADDY PEREZ Euphoria S2 (2022)

[leclercari]

It is clear that you have affection for Miss Sharma.

[starryeyed-side]

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

[danlous]

When in the Barbie teaser the little girls smash their baby dolls' heads in Space Odyssey style after Barbie's appearance because Barbie represented the dawn of a new age where women could be more than just mothers

[allsonargent]

“If God listened to a word ma said, I’d be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. She forgot to say married?”

Fran Drescher as Fran Fine in THE NANNY (1993-1999)

[new-kit-on-the-block]

James Cameron literally waiting almost an entire decade just to start shooting the first Avatar movie because the mocap tech that existed in the 90s wasn’t up to his standards yet

James Cameron planning out the sequel in the early 2010s when he realized that there wasn’t a way to shoot mocap underwater yet

[a-dowryofblood]

Daemon 'The Rogue Prince' Targaryen and Aemond 'One Eye' Targaryen, If they weren't on opposite sides of the war:

[glesbianupland]

enid ‘no prospect of finding a mate’ sinclair if she doesnt fully transform into a wolf

me watching THAT scene

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night