"why does your demon boyfriend never wear a shirt?" well it's very hot in hell and they get stuck on his horns. no one tell him about button up shirts btw or i'll fucking kill you.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

roma★
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
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if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@liltrashnerd
"why does your demon boyfriend never wear a shirt?" well it's very hot in hell and they get stuck on his horns. no one tell him about button up shirts btw or i'll fucking kill you.
Y'all are so worried about being submissive and breedable you forget to make your assignments submitted and readable
fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore
oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?
Please love her
She is such a good and talented girl!!!! I love her so much!!!
My My Duchess???? My lady?? My lovely trilling cat??
My?? My cat???
SAME CAT???
These
Getting all marked up one night and then the next day your partner keeps running their hands over your neck, over their marks, and teasing you about how flustered it makes you.
Unmute!
this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.
ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian
[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]
He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh
OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.
genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!
another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.
also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula
Topped a farmer last night lol
Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs
yes i got the eggs :)
Love wins
Hey everyone, it's a rest area for your dash!
There's healing items, jars to break, mini shops, even a save point! Just a nice, safe area
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please remove the red cross from the health pack as it violates the geneva conventions
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patch notes: no longer violates the geneva conventions
this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner
Dope
where? *drops to all fours*
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
Please I’m begging you to stop reblogging the picture of goku in the Korn shirt