lil wormie

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[dominospizzadelivery]

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

[bruhnett-blog]

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

[babydreamgal-deactivated2015072]

🎷🐕

reblog if u support this dog

[stevieharringtonswife]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

[weirdnessisgood]

[bidoof]

car giving birth BEAUTIFUL (REAL)

[darylfranz]

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[mallcore]

This post is slowly killing me

[thursday]

i can’t believe every father was born today science is truly amazing

[pomeranian2]

[clearlypositive]

I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.

[radsturbate]

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

[salon]

[lilwormie]

New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing man/woman. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.

In a study, dogs refused food from people who had slighted their owners

[cute-overload]

[ornamentaldildo-deactivated2015]

[breadlesbian]

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

[animejebbush]