Slime Lily Orchard

formerly @lily-is-a-gooner, sort of like the old liquid lily but with a much thicker consistency. I mostly post Lily Orchard stream highlights and clips minors DNI pls and thank you

[lily-v-orchard]

Lily faked an Amber Alert for attention

So in Lily's most recent stream (Earlier today, November 24th 2024), at approximately 9:03 PM AST, Lily Orchard got an Amber Alert on her phone while on stream and proceeded to have a full-blown meltdown over it, screaming and raving about how terrible they are for the psychological damage they inflict on her, even saying they trigger her PTSD. Here's the thing, there was No. Fucking. Amber Alert.

I know this is fake because there is no fucking evidence of an Amber Alert being sent out in Halifax (the area where Lily lives) since November 22nd, the very same day as the day she complained about an Amber Alert on her tumblr. Nova scotia does not get Amber Alerts often. There was a reported test on November 20th, and the aforementioned incident on the 22nd but as far as I can gather, there were no other incidents throughout all of 2024. Having 3 different EAS alarm events within 5 days, 2 of them being Amber Alerts is very very improbable, but I can go deeper. You see there's a certain little Demonic man who just so happens to live in Halifax and be surrounded by other people who also in fact live in Halifax. According to himself and two people he reportedly asked, none of them got any sort of EAS alert today. How curious!

Why did she do this? I believe it's as simple as her farming for attention and validation for how triggering EAS alerts supposedly are for her.

Here's the full clip followed by a hodgepodge of evidence and credits to our beloved demon man below the break

74-year-old man in Sydney found safe after being reported missing | CBC News

A Cape Breton man missing since Thursday afternoon was located Friday afternoon, police say.

Missing Nova Scotia senior found safe after emergency alert issued

A vulnerable man who was missing in Cape Breton has been found safe.

Nova Scotia Emergency Management Office

Today, we’ll be testing the national emergency alert system on TV, radio and cell phones. If you receive the test alert, no action is requir

From November 22nd, same day of the actual Amber Alert that went out in Halifax.

Granted, none of the government official accounts I have found mention any missing person on the 22nd, but given how there are several news articles, reddit posts, and firsthand accounts, it's absolutely confirmed that there was an Alert on the 22nd, but there is no post ANYWHERE about a missing person or any other EAS alert being sent out on the 24th.

Little bonus from our beloved molecule-sized Haligonian man poking his head out of Lily-retirement for us that I think is noteworthy enough to include:

Big props to Crim @crimsonender for providing several invaluable fact checking and information for this. Very important considering he is coming from the perspective of a Halifax local, go send him your support and watch his petscop stream and other non-Lily-centered content pls and thank u.

[confused-rat]

Lily verbally telling her followers to false report both Sai and Ant’s YouTube channels.

[liquid-bonhomme]

On discord: "Someone could make make a 'Canadian Southpark' sprite out of her new little png character.

Yep.

Animation frames available to use for free here:

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[mikaila-orchard]

Her account just got terminated, so go follow my wife on Bluesky

[lily-v-orchard]

edit: it was worth the block.

[lily-v-orchard]

ha.

Girl got herself banned again. Returning after long hiatus just to laugh at her. Get dunked on.

Back into the shadows I go... for now.

[crimsonender]

Misogyny.

[lily-v-orchard]

[lily-v-orchard]

This is referring to that post you made two days ago responding to the anon about Lily claiming that she wants to be more mentally healthy, but I've just got to say that it really should not be a surprise anymore to anybody that she says she's doing pretty much the exact opposite of what she's actually doing.

She's been saying for literally years now that she's moved on from her past and that she's happier, and that she has been going to therapy.

I'm by no means saying that therapy is like an instant fix, and some people take a long time. However, I think everyone knows that, in order for therapy to actually work, you have to start by not digging up the past all the time.

During this period, she would constantly bring up Lizzy... her favorite time was ( and seemingly still is) to bring her up in a video or in a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with her personal life...

And her and her posse would take every opportunity to make fun of her art, her appearance, wish death on her, etc., most of the time with no one else bringing the subject up and no one asking about it.

She would also constantly compare Lizzy to Mikaila.

She was always claiming to be much happier and / or have moved on / started a new life while talking about her every single chance she got, while the only time Lizzy actually talked about her was in that one Twitlonger.

She will never actually move on until she stops letting people from her past live rent free in her head. And no matter what she claims, it's clear that's the case.

[lily-v-orchard]

I just want to say for someone that talks about getting mentally healthy and not indulge into trauma anymore, she sure do LOVE talking about trauma and write it almost 24/7! Sincerely by someone who once to be that way and now I’m mentally healthy!

(She needs to be check in a psychiatric ward and still in therapy. With a therapist who loves a challenge)

I didn't clip it and am too busy with holidays to grab it but to paraphrase: the other day Lily was talking about how Britt and all of the rest of her "stalkers" didn't go to therapy and all became horrible while Lily goes to therapy and is "thriving". Someone asked Lily if Mikaila goes with her to therapy or just waits at home and she said that Mikay doesn't go with her and waits at home while she's in therapy. Mikaila made it sound like this had already happened. Either Mikaila is lying about this ever happening, Lily is doing therapy over the phone while Mikaila sits in another room, Lily pretends that she's in therapy over the phone while Mikaila is in the other room, Lily leaves the house and goes to therapy, or Lily leaves the house and tells Mikaila she's going to therapy when in reality she's going to tim hortons and getting an icecapp. I don't have any evidence to give a definitive speculation to say what actually happens though.

[lily-v-orchard]

you just really, really hate CSA survivors huh?

The confederacy ended like 160 years ago anon I don't think there are any survivors of the Confederate States of America for me to hate.

That being said. Hey quick unrelated fact did you know that John Wayne Gacy was a survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse? Can't believe people would be so mean to him, he was just a poor misunderstood victim entirely innocent of any wrongdoing by virtue of him being a victim of a terrible act at one point in his life. And before you clench your asshole and start responding. No, of course I don't think that being a victim automatically makes you a future perpetrator. It just so happens to be the case for the girl who thinks she's the raccoon from indigo park and the girl who writes sapphic siblings.

[liquid-bonhomme]

Return of the Queen

(Sorry got busy with work will catch up.)

[lily-v-orchard]

welcome back king

[lily-v-orchard]

Say what you want about Lily's dipshit fanbase but at least they keep to themselves. One age-regressing "I was groomed into sexually assaulting a 13 year old" babytime dog princess has one disagreement with someone who used to do lily crit content on tumblr and her fans reply with harassment towards random unaffiliated blogs, rpf shipping, and rape threats. I'll take one little polish twerp giving Sai money and sending blogs to random youtubers any day over some of these absolute freaks

[lily-v-orchard]

Some Glass of Water Style Ramblings from Lily

All the classics are here: Rebecca Sugar is a terrible artist, Sai is a "tub of goo", TCOAL is "accidentally about trauma bonding", and she misinterprets socialist literary criticism.

Highlight at 5:58 Lily Kisses Mikaila and in a low growl calls her a good girl. Cringe warning for that lol

[lily-v-orchard]

Some info on Lily's new abuse fic

Lily discusses her new fanfic that she claims she wrote in 2021 but in all likelihood wrote in the last few weeks. It's a 600-word piece "dark" sibling story about trauma bonding and abuse that is supposed to reflect her experience with Courtney. The story is told from the abuser's perspective played in the head of the victim while the abuser sleeps and repeats the same phrase "Don't Move".

She reads a passage aloud:

You tried to cover for me but I blamed you. That was really funny, you got hit so bad over it. Isn't that what older brothers do? You cover for me then I stab you in the back. I'm your favorite tapeworm

[lily-v-orchard]

Yes she makes it about emotional incest.

[cdsillyposting]

Wait, did something happen with Lily and nooblord?

Speculative prodding

May or may not be the case an I'm sorry to trick you like that

But nooblord generally was Lilys strongest soldier an after saying saying something on nov 4th they made like 3 more posts then disappeared

Don't mind me an me jokes

[lily-v-orchard]

Nooblord is still active in Lily's twitch chat under the name veolynn13 and presumably her discord server too. She just left Tumblr… Days after I made a post compiling my favorite nooblord moments. I don't think I scared her away or even know that she saw the post but I might have been a factor. Please nooblord come back you are my favorite little freak.

[confused-rat]

Mini-Timeline of Lily Orchard’s Lies regarding Lizzy’s Age and Relevant Info

Aug. 12, 2015 - Lily & Lizzy start dating (X) - Lizzy was 18 - Lily was 23 Feb. 2016 - Lizzy turns 19 March 30, 2016 - Lily & Lizzy get engaged - Lily & Lizzy dated over half a year before getting engaged, seven months total - Lizzy turned 19 only one month before their engagement Dec. 2018 - Lizzy breaks up with Lily - Lizzy was 21 - Lily was 26

May 28, 2020 - Lily says Lizzy was 19 when they started dating (X)

Jan. 6, 2021 - Lily says again that Lizzy was 19 when they started dating (X)(fifth post down)

July 24, 2024 - Lily says that all but one of her partners were her age or older than her (deleted)

- Lizzy was five years younger - Mikaila is one year younger - Ginger was seven years younger - Carousel was three years younger Aug. 24, 2024 - Lily says six of her partners were the same age as her, with only two being younger and three older (X)

- this post is the closest to being accurate, as both Carousel and MK could be considered close to Lily’s age, with Lizzy and Ginger being younger—however, we are currently only aware of four people Lily has dated, six if we count Tara Callie and Liana/Leanna Gaudet, but that still leaves five mystery partners we must take Lily’s word on, and considering her previous posts inaccuracies…

[patricia-taxxon]

after being explained the concept over and over again in great detail in my askbox, i have reached the conclusion that transandrophobia is

things that trans women also experience

things that cis women also experience

repackaged misandry theory from 2014

being accused of transmisogyny, sometimes

one of them put forth *corrective rape* to me as a transmasc only oppression, this is james somerton level intersectionality allergy.

[patricia-taxxon]

i feel like i don't really need to defend myself anymore, like it's pretty clear what's going on here, it feels obvious. as a reminder, this is what set this off

[crimsonender]

Actually you know what I think I am going to pretty directly respond to this.

After being explained the concept of transmisogny over and over again in great detail I've come to the conclusion that transmisogny is just

Things women of colour also experience

Things that other LGBTQ people also experience

Repackage incel theory from 2012

Being accused of transandrophobia sometimes.

One of them put forth that being told you're an exclusionary douche canoe with no life experience is extremely violent and scary :(

You see Patricia I can dishonestly and uncharitably put words together in any order that I want, too. It's pretty fucking ignorant and annoying isn't it?

I'm honestly getting pretty tired of you, personally, acting like this world weary, knowledgable trans social influencer on one hand, but when you make a mistake and fuck up you start acting like you're innocent and naive and could do nothing wrong. We're all just deliberately misunderstanding you. (Read: not falling for your manipulative bullshit, and you're mad we're not falling for your manipulations.)

You're racist, entitled, and deliberately obtuse. Diversity win! The crybully Karen is transgender.

It's very clear you haven't actually met any trans men in real life. That you don't know any of us. That you do not hold community with LGBTQ people in the world just outside your doorstep. Am I scaring you right now? Are you going to run to your fans and tell them how the big mean cuntboy yelled at you? You're a grown ass woman, for fucks sake. Not a piece of glass.

If you were actually scared of one of us maybe you'd shut the fuck up for once and stop acting like if you showed transgender men a fucking ounce of compassion that you would spontaneously combust.

[crimsonender]

apparent-angel (I cant @ for some reason) basically summing up why I responded to this the way I did. Yeah, I'm not afraid to be a bitch. I'm not afraid of people disliking me. You are hurting us by saying this and I'm not going to stand by and take it anymore. If I have to yell to make an impact, then I'll yell.

I learned that when I was a teenage girl and people called me a bitch for not letting them do whatever they want to me and treating me like a stupid child. Not sure when that stopped being the obviously correct thing to do in this situation. Was it when I changed my name? When I got my tits cut off? When i got my first T-shot? Really, its hard to tell when I'm no longer allowed to be a bitch to people that are rude to me.

[lily-v-orchard]

Patricia Taxxon when people get mad at her for saying she is threatened by the existence of an entire marginalized group of people.

The only reason I could see for her believing that this isn't a horribly bigoted thing to say is to believe that trans men aren't marginalized, which is a horribly bigoted thing to think.