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frank | critblr | she/he/they | queer

[lilyfreshwater]

ok pinned post time

i go by frank

adult. queer. she/he/they

asks: open!

never forget o7:

whats happening with aims and guqq guqqie got exposed as a yandere a while ago and aimsey is just letting it happen

i vague about doxxed info but i don't like to talk about it directly. don't ask me for specific information about ccs

more info under the cut

this is a sideblog, i follow from a private tubblr blog @/frankthe*******

check out #frank's conspiracy theories for some of the most batshit crazy comments you've ever heard

my fem!clingyduo but everything else is the same au is tagged as #into the clemverse

update on asks going forward:

very critical of ranboo and associates (check out the post below for an explanation of why we all hate ranboo so much)

I’ve been in ebblr/critblr/this general circle for quite a while and the most dramatic change I’ve noticed is how the collective opinion on

for those wondering why i hate philza

can I ask why you don't like phil? I feel like not a lot of people mention him in critblr (or just in passing). he seems boring to me i made

and here's the backstory of beeduo

Noodle said you're the one to ask about Tubbo and Ranboo can I get a tldr? around the beginning of last year, tubbo and ranboo started gett

if i feud with someone and then go back to not giving a fuck about their general existence don't tell me it's an "enemies to lovers" au i will not be dnfed

[ranbolo]

ranboo be like "big things soon" and then add a bra to his vtuber

[lilyfreshwater]

START SPREADING THE NEWS

[ranbolo]

do you think ranboos exhibition fetish is a trauma response from the face leak

ive been staring at this for maybe 5 minutes. its been so long that i opened other tabs got distracted and had to come back to this ask.

[lilyfreshwater]

hey how's it going?

honestly life is pretty fucking crazy for me rn between grad school and tearing my achilles but at least it's not boring. as for media i've been loving west wing, the pitt, and i am still a big hasanabihead but that's about it tbh. thanks for asking

[lilyfreshwater]

NEW ELOISE ALBUM THIS SUMMER HOLY SHIT

[lilyfreshwater]

finally getting around to watching the pitt, javadi is now my fav since she's figured out social skills

[lilyfreshwater]

started watching west wing recently, while i love josh and donna's dynamic and can appreciate her character's secondary purpose as an audience surrogate to explain complicated political things in washington, i simply refuse to believe she lacks this much political knowledge

[lilyfreshwater]

maybe it's different in pittsburgh but honestly i feel like the most bizarre thing about the pitt is how much contempt the physicians have for people outside their own specialty, especially the surgeons

[lilyfreshwater]

Reddit - The heart of the internet

tommyinnit needs to be drawn and quartered

[lilyfreshwater]

i shit you not there is a kid in my class at grad school who looks like jschlatt

[lilyfreshwater]

and no, sadly, not twink schlatt 😔

[lilyfreshwater]

update there was a summer get together. he's not chops schlatt or twink schlatt, but a secret third thing (muscle schlatt)

[lilyfreshwater]

important update i still do a double take every time i see him but i discovered recently he's lowkey bald

[lilyfreshwater]

why the fuck is joe burrow trending on my old man hospital yaoi app

[lilyfreshwater]

ALYSSA LIU YOU ARE A NATIONAL HERO

[lilyfreshwater]

did u hear about the guqqie and aimsey breakup? kind of happy for aimsey to be free of a controlling partner but also baffling they stayed with her that long

ngl i though this happened a while ago but good for aimsey ig

[alreadyinyour-heart]

i feel like a stupid useless chug for wanting to make a critblr blog in 2026 like everyone who is here has already been here for 1-3 years 😭 I mainly want to make one because none of my friends know or care about cc drama or my random ramblings about cc's and I feel awkward just dropping into a blog and annoying them with my thoughts on anon like sorryyyy person behind tommyinnit doesn't Deserve nice things blog :/ its a case of that one twitter meme that's like "the dude NO one invited"

oka ty for listening kyu have a nice dayyy 🤲

u just gotta slowly gain ppls trust and make friends here i was once a new nobody, but now i made friends with ppl who were here a lot longer than me and we’re pretty close :3

[shubluvr]

if you are an anon reading this who wants to make a critblr in 2026 DO IT!!!!!! literally just make a blog and start talking shit trust me

[lilyfreshwater]

join us 😈

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pirate software is just captainsparklez with more confident opinions

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prev tags I WAS RIGHT

[lilyfreshwater]

watching heated rivalry gahDAMN