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guy who has read 10 comics: bruce wayne is a good parent
guy who has read 100 comics: bruce wayne is an evil person and a terrible parent and fandom larpers who only read wayne family adventures don't actually know anything about bruce wayne and are projecting their stupid inane fantasies onto him
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Fun Fact: When the 'Eizou Hakusho' OVA got dubbed into english, they even dubbed the Anti-Piracy Warnings!
I need us as fandom to use the fact Damian has a sweet tooth so much more.
Like this kid is genuinely out here having poptarts and hot chocolate for breakfast in canon.
( DC vs Vampires #2 and Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent #4)
We need this energy in fandom.
Damian drinking tea 24/7. Boring, sad, he doesn't even like it.
Damian seeing his siblings take protein shakes and electrolytes when training, and deciding to imitate them by making himself chocolate milk and putting it in a sports bottle. Innovative, funny, could happen.
Imagine.
Jason, sweating: Ah, damn. Ran out of water. Can I have some of yours?
Dick: Sorry, man. Finished mine too.
Damian, offering a huge hydro flask: You can have some of mine, Todd.
Jason: Oh, thanks
Jason: *taking a sip and immediately spitting out*
Dick: Woah! Are you o–
Jason, looking at Damian horrified: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
Damian, confused: Vanilla shake with m&m's
Dick: Damian, what'd you have for breakfast this morning?
Damian: Smarties cereal.
Dick: ...I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal.
Jason: They don’t. He poured Smarties into a bowl of milk.
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why did we ever get rid of letter columns
comics are pointless without these
[Image ID: Two letters submitted to a Batman comic reading "Dear Batman, I'm five years old and just started enjoying Batman. I like your crime-fighting. I like how you enter the Batcave. I like how you and Robin crime fight together. Sincerely, Philip Hinckley, Mason, Michigan -- Dear Philip, I like your letters." A picture of Batman's head is used in place of the signature. The other letter reads "Dear Batman, Will you come visit me and spend the night at our house? I know where you live: Gotham City. Where is Gotham City? What is your phone number? My name is Charlie and I am four years old. I love the pictures in your comic book. I love you. Charlie Pratt-Martinez, Denver, Colorado" /End ID]
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1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
Okay I got a question for you, resident Batfam Expert! I’ve been reading a lot of fanfic recently (because I love pain) and I was wondering how many of the pet names the family calls each other are canon? Because they have A LOT and they’re all pretty consistent throughout the writings. Some of the ones I’ve noted regularly are Baby Bird, Little Wing, Jay, Jaylad, Jace, Timmers, Timbo, Dickie, Dickiebird, and then Bruce calling his kids ‘sweetheart’. (Adorable) Anyway, thanks! Don’t feel a need to rush in answering :) I’m in no hurry
Sorry it took me so long to get to all of these, I’ve spent the last few weeks scrounging up every single resource I could get my hands on so that I could make a comprehensive list of which nicknames are canon and which are fanon and it took a SUPER long time. The bottom line is I ended up accidentally making a whole-ass Google Slides for every single batkid nickname, and while the whole project isn’t anywhere near finished yet, I managed to complete the slides needed to answer all of these questions. So...yeah! Here’s what I found:
Dickie/Dickie-Bird:
Jason seems to be the main nickname-user of the family, so aside from the aforementioned comics, there isn’t very much content of Dick being called “Dickie” or “Dickie-Bird”. (I also want to bring up “Big Bird,” which I see Jason calling Dick sometimes in fanfics. That one’s not canon anywhere, unfortunately.) Dick used to be called “Dickie” sometimes as a term of endearment during his circus days, but after that it’s not likely you’ll see any of his family members calling him something other than Dick.
Little Wing:
Sadly, “Little Wing” hasn’t been used in any canon content after this comic, which is a major bummer since the fandom has turned it into one of Jason’s most popular nicknames (from Dick at least).
Jay/Jace/Jaylad/Jaybird:
(I didn’t list the comic sources for the more widely used nicknames since they’re so common in comics that you could find them pretty much anywhere.)
I’d say that Bruce called Jason “Jay” far more during his Robin days than he does now, though that could be attributed to their more distant relationship nowadays. (Or maybe I just didn’t happen to read the specific modern comics in which he called Jason “Jay” or “Jace/Jase”.)
Yeahhh, sorry about this one. “Jaylad” is kind of the Schrödinger's cat of nicknames. The fandom ended up misconstruing the term over time. and losing the comma between “Jay” and “lad” so it became “Jaylad” and everyone just stuck with it.
The main person who seems to use this one is Roy Harper, as I haven’t yet found a comic in which one of Jason’s family members calls him “Jaybird”. You can open pretty much any comic with both Jason and Roy in it and expect Roy to say it at least once.
Timmy/Timbers/Timbo:
I haven’t seen anyone calling Tim “Timmers” in canon, but otherwise, most of the other common nicknames derived from Timothy are canon.
Pretender/Replacement:
I always found it wild how Jason never once called Tim “Replacement” in a comic, and yet we all managed to latch onto it anyway and make it his go-to nickname for Tim? That takes some dedication, man. Otherwise, Jason called Tim “Pretender” a few times during Batman: Hush, and that was about it.
Baby Bird/Baby Bat:
I know a lot of people hate the nickname “Babybird” (for whatever reason), but honestly, I’m really hoping that DC makes it a thing because dammit, we deserve this breadcrumb at least. As of right now, the only batkid who has ever been called “Babybird” was Damian, and it was by his mom. (In fanon, it’s typically Tim who is called “Babybird” while Dick is “Dickie-Bird” and Jason is “Little Wing”. Who decided this, I have no idea but I’m not complaining.) I also included “Baby Bat” since I see that one pretty often too, and that one is sadly not canon either. The DC writers really don’t want us getting our hands on any family fluff whatsoever, huh.
As for Bruce, I don’t think he’s ever called his kids a term of endearment more emotional than “son” or “pal” because he has the emotional capacity of a dried-up raisin. All of those nicknames like “sweetheart,” “honey,” “pumpkin,” and any other names a parent might call their child are banned from Batman’s dictionary as far as the writers are concerned. Will that make me stop having Bruce call his kids “sweetheart” in my fics every chance I get? Absolutely not.
'Replacement' is actually canon now!
This guy yelling "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AN ELF" is hands down the funniest reaction anyone's ever had to the Robin costume and it's in like. the fourth or fifthish story Robin is ever in. (Detective Comics #40)
Theories on Yugi’s Dad’s Job:
It is something really normal and boring like a dentist or an accountant or something.
It is something relatively important and unusual. He’s a rep in the national legislature. Professional gambler like his dad was. Athlete. Musician. World-renowned herpetologist.
He’s not away on business he’s just having wacky magic adventures like his son does. He’s saved the world four times already. Oh, you didn’t notice the world was in peril seven times this week? Damn right, because he does his job. Thanks, Mr. Muto.
Yugi’s dad went “away on business” in the same way other people’s dads go out “to buy cigarettes” and never come back.
Yugi’s dad is on a nice farm up north somewhere where he has lots of room to run and play with the other dads.
yggidee: I like the idea that multiple shonen manga are happening simultaneously but nobody ever notices because the subcultures involved never overlap. So, like, Yugi is managing the Card Game Manga Apocalypse, but his dad is handling the Cooking Manga Apocalypse (he has to perfect the Sourdough of Souls to beat the Bread Mafia) and there’s a cousin in a Sports Manga Apocalypse (we have to win Ultra Golf to appease the Eclipse Beast, who lives in the moon’s shadow
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i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i'm gonna get out of here.
girl help i've become the audience, no longer confined by the narrative yet equally powerless to change it
@sailormoonsub i feel like this is in princess tutu somewhere
Headcanon:
The inconsistency of Jason Todd’s white streak of hair is due to him repeatedly trying to dye it or cut it out, since he thinks it makes him too identifiable. Unfortunately for him, it keeps growing back.
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Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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You know what? Destroy the "people in rural areas are all ignorant conservatives" stereotype and start mocking the "trad"/anti-feminist/neonazi people that are obsessed with rural areas despite having never been to one
I'm absolutely laughing my ass off at all these "Traditional Femininity" blogs that post nothing but aesthetic photos of supposed "Rural Life"
Lady this is a skinny influencer in a frilly white dress that's never had dirt on it, with her hair in professionally-done beachy waves, doing a photoshoot in a field using a basket of strawberries bought at walmart as a prop.
If you saw an actual woman farmer you would think you were seeing the Masculinization Of Women By The Degenerate Left
oh, i'm sorry, I forgot that in the Past, women did nothing but sit indoors, cook, journal, crochet hats for Colonial American Etsy, and take care of children
The light, frilly white dresses are what kills me. that thing would be a scraggly dishrag stained like a ten-year-old mattress in a matter of months.
And the perfectly manicured nails and Soft, Feminine Hands. The "traditional" lifestyle, apparently is all about being a "homesteader" that never touches dirt or uses tools.
It's just "I want to live like a traditional woman and be delicate, feminine and soft in my Rural Homestead" and it's a photo of this bony, waifish woman in a pristine flowy dress who would die of exhaustion trying to push a wheelbarrow
AND THEY'RE BAREFOOT LIKE 70% OF THE TIME. I too pick apples while barefoot, I like stepping barefoot on rotting fruit with wasps on it. #aesthetic
The reason the woman in their fantasy never had to do any work and could write recipes, makes hats for colonial etsy, was because they had slaves. So the white woman didn't need to do anything else.
Redhood
next time we get a reboot, i want a Batman who isn’t grim, but instead...
he’s unsettling.
Batman’s whole basis is the idea of scaring criminals, right?
well, sure, outright intimidation through brute force works for that.
But the whole reason a bat was chosen is that the average person doesn’t understand how cute and cool they are, and finds them creepy and gross.
So let’s play that up. A Batman who uses his training in escape artistry, stage magic, and contortionism to move in ways people think humans shouldn’t be able to move. A Batman who reacts to things that he shouldn’t be able to (because his suit is wired with sensors and Alfred is monitoring things through hacked security feeds). A Batman who has a Slasher Smile.
Give me a Batman who, for the villains, seems like a cryptid. An urban legend on the level of creepypasta, some half-glimpsed shadow who, instead of being scary because of his muscles, is scary because holy shit what was that? What just happened? I’m outta here, man!
Give me a Batman where his battles with characters like Scarecrow and the Joker seem more like one of those crossover films where two horror movie monsters fight it out.
And then?
Give me a Robin and Batgirl who are the same way.
As of @sapphic-giraffic‘s reblog, this had exactly one thousand notes. I was not expecting that, so i feel i should specify in regards to Robin:
I mean a Robin who is unsettling precisely because of people having the reaction of what the fuck is this bright and cheery child doing hanging around with an escapee from the SCP Foundation?
I mean a Robin who is a little too bright and cheery, maybe. And you start to wonder amidst all the smiles and quips, why exactly this particular “robin red-breast” has that shade of red on their chest. Why the red looks a little more brownish, why this child smells coppery when they lean in close to tell a joke. Are you sure they’re a child? Are you sure there’s just one of them?
While you’re wondering this, back at the Batcave, Bruce and the like six different kids who act as Robins are having a laugh and reapplying the fake blood Alfred bought in near-bulk quantities at the Gotham Party City during the last After-Halloween sale.
Everyone knows the Bats aren’t human, or even anything similar. The Bat is the one least seen, a monster in the shadows that doesn’t move like a person. It tries to, imitates them as well as it can but it’s limbs aren’t right. And all the bats of the cities answer it’s Beck and call, whisper in it’s ears. Where else would it learn all that it knows? It isn’t long after that the Robin’s appear, no one knows how many of them there are. And know one knows where they come from, only that they dress in bright colors and dance across the roof tops and through fights. Sometimes they speak and sometimes all they do is sing. Birdsong the only symbol of their arrival. And everyone knows the birds are their messages, save penguins. But robins are the special ones. The Batgirl is said to be a nightmare, the Batman’s to be exact a creature created by his mind, and something only he will ever be able to comprehend. She knows all and sees all and they say it is what she was born of, secrets and lies. She whispers them to you in a fight her voice a steady drone of everything and anything you wanted kept in the closet.
Black Bat came from the same abyss the Bat itself must have crawled through, everyone knows it doesn’t have eyes or a mouth. But it’s ears hear all, and it has never been defeated. So far as everyone knows it’s never even been hit. Unlike the Robin’s though everyone knows they’re already dead. (Why would they be called Robin after all? If they weren’t Robin red-breast with that tangy scent of blood to herald their arrival) When whispers spread of the Spoiler no one knows what to think, Batgirl ally one who laughs amidst the bats. A void in a purple cloak. No ones seen her face, they don’t think she has one. No she steals the faces of those she fights and uses them in day light only for them to wear out by night.
Nightwing is a wraith in the night all blue and black and void like eyes and sharp toothed smiles. He purrs like a cat a slow wolf like smile and a rolling step that let’s everyone see the danger they’re in. No one has ever figured out where the Nightwing came from but everyone knows he’s one of the bats spread to Bludhaven. The Red Hood come later. The first to bother with killing though only shortly. They say the hood, the mask is supposed to be white but drips with both his blood and the blood of his enemies. Not victims oh no, the Red Hood is after all still a bat. They say he uses guns but no one’s ever seen them, just heard the crack and saw a man fall followed by laughter. The mark on his chest marks him as what the is though it always seems red and raw, an open bleadinv gash. The Red Hood may seem human in form and movements but everyone knows he isn’t. He is after all one of the bats. The Red Robin they say sprang from the blood of the Red Hood mixed with the blood of his siblings, everyone knows after all that the Nightwing and Red Hood are brothers (as much as they can be considered make much less human, there are many that claim the is simply the form they chose to take) the Red Robin is smaller, thinner but always dripping in red. Wings cloaking him and shadow and his voice a steady murmur of thousands of others just as his father’s is. The Bat after all is most definitely the father of these children, these monstrous forms that stalk the night. But the Red Robin knows far more than he should just as Batgirl does, his voice following you through the fight. Telling you of all there is to know about you, all there is that he should punish you for.
The Batwoman is a wraith, the vengeance that is born of the Bats mercy. It must go somewhere, and so it takes it’s own form. Red and black, vengeance that stalks the night. Her hands burn, a reminder of her rage held back through chains barely strong enough to halt her. The Bat cares for all it’s creations but this one he cannot contain nor control and she burns. And she is followed by her own follower a vicious bringing figure, they call her Flamebird and she burns even brighter than her creator. After all Batwoman follows in the Bats foot steps, and every criminal fears what she will bring to bear.
The Signal is the newest, and everyone knows what created it. They had whispered of the signal that called the bat. And now it has created another creature, only this one does not contain itself to the night. They say it appears only in the light of day, returning to it’s position at night to fill the sky. They say the signal has no face but many voices. It’s eyes black as the night it was born from but it moves unseen through the day only to strike a sudden flashing form so visible and yet so hidden all at once.
