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Benedict, you said you couldn’t do twitter, it wouldn’t work for you, why? (x)
SORRY FOR NOT BEING AROUND THAT MUCH.
But I took a couple of month to think and to allow me love myself the way I am.
Now Im ready to continue smashing my life to the walls of this show.
Is John with you?
It is curious how Sherlock reacted when Mary pointed a gun at him and asked:
“Is John with you?”
Sherlock didn’t reply immediately I believe because he in fact did misunderstand that question as if Mary was referring to a hypothetical relationship with John. He kind of stuttered a “he…” and only Daddies know what he was about to answer.
Actually, she noticed that and reformulated the question with an exasperated expresion on her face.
“Is John HERE?“
And the tone of her voice sounded like: I’m not talking about you two being romantically together, you moron, I’m asking you if he is here so I can know if I can kill you without problem.
What really breaks my heart is the look on Sherlock’s face when he hear the question the first time.
It’s like ”she knows I’m in love with her husband, I’m doomed”.
this is the worst thing i’ve ever had to realise
DID I ASK FOR THIS
…as much as I love this interpretation…tbh I think she was just trying to get him to speak faster
yes, they were in a hurry, the police were coming and she was unarmed, it was all such a disaster :D
Fog and rain
When comforted by other people
having lost a loved one recently,
you will hear just necessarily
the softest, kindest, old proverb:
“He didn’t leave you”, they will mutter,
“He now lives inside your heart”.
To believe that you won’t bother
cause your pain has just begun.
They compare the love of someone
to a footprint on the field.
You’re the field
and he is the footprint,
so this must be above moonland
and the wind doesn’t exist.
It can’t blast the trace of passion.
It can never disappear.
Do I consent to such a scoffing?
Do I dare to even agree
with that boring, dull analogy?
Just a footprint on a field?
Like a leaf swinging in sweet breeze?
Like the sand licked by the sea?
All the hearts deny this madness,
love is never a brief thing.
It’s the memory of his aura.
It’s the exact tone of his skin.
It’s his laugh reverberating,
it's his perfume still present,
when he’s not actually here.
If we must flirt with metaphors
when in need to depict love
some realism may be added
side by side, all hand in glove.
An ethereal, quiet raining.
A surrounding cloud of fog.
Unpredictable the first one,
suffocating the mist charm,
both imbuing you so greatly
like the naked light of sun,
Something real and everlasting,
inner beauty slowly arising,
you being touch by a sweet smile
or the glitter of his heart.
My question his…How does john survive..Literally how? In the morning this bed-headed-marble-god-posh-boy-naked-in-a-bed-sheet walking around the flat sipping tea. or when not sipping tea, making erotic postures like this..Rubbing THOSE fingers on THOSE lips.I am just astonished at John’s self control lmao. Why doesn’t he spontaneously combust ?
It’s really a miracle John lasted so long. Crazy.
too much
Is John ok? Like… honey… what is going on with your cuffs? Do you need help? Are you trying to annoy Sherlock?
oh come on, you know sherlock is inwardly like, “i love how hot he looks when he literally wears two button-down shirts layered over top of each other”
“Do it,” he whispered. “Put on another one.”
“A second one? That’s… Sherlock, that's–”
“Hot. Very hot. Do it. Now.”
#JOHN DOING A REVERSE STRIP TEASE
Honestly I’m crying
No Kinkshaming!
SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC! ASAP!!!
@ewebie @sweeter-than-cynicism @wssh-watson thats a prompt!
OMGOOOOOD! I now have this kink too, thank you very much, he looks so HOT! I can just imagine Sherlock having trouble keeping still when he sees John like that…
That morning John feels a little bit nervous and a little bit ridiculous as he descends the stairs and steps into the kitchen. He gives just a quick glance at Sherlock, just to check, and of course the mad bastard has noticed. The mad bastard always notices. The mad bastard has gone completely still and his breathing has become very very even all of a sudden. As he reaches to grab the coffee from the middle shelf, John can feel his confidence growing. The double cuffs do move a little weird around his wrists, but then he can hear Sherlock fidgeting in his chair. Any second now… “John…”
“Good morning, Sherlock!” The thing now is to act cool. Like nothing’s happened. Let Sherlock come to him for once. He’s done the first move already, he’s not about to turn around like a nervous schoolboy and watch his flatmate approach, he’s not. As he finishes the thought, Sherlock is already standing behind him though. John is suddenly very aware of his skin underneath the double layers and as he mechanically follows his morning routine of coffee making, he thinks the entire apartment is echoing from the rustle of his shirts. Sherlock swallows behind him and John thinks he can feel the entire body of the detective vibrating. There is no actual movement though. Just another breath. “John…” John has to turn to look now, just a glance, and he cannot hide the tiniest of smiles forming in the corner of his mouth. As a contrast Sherlock’s look is deadly serious. And fixed entirely on John’s left sleeve, where the lighter fabric of the plaid cuff peaks underneath the darker cuff. John has to swallow himself now, because whatever he expected to happen was certainly not on this level of intensity. “You…” Sherlock seems to be having trouble articulating, but his gaze smooths lovingly over the folds of John’s shirtsleeve, probably calculating the exact point of tension in the fabrics or figuring out the exact measurements of the sleeves or whatever it was genius detectives with complicated kinks contemplated while looking at the object of their… study. “You… listened to what I said last night… at the crime scene.” Well, that was not what John had expected, but then it was as well, because when did he ever expect the expected from his friend? “Sherlock, I always listen to what you say.” “Yes, but… you understood?” There is a hesitant question in the last word and John feels a little offended now. “I know you think I’m an idiot, Sherlock, but there’s not many ways one can interpret I was not nervous, John, I was aroused.” “No, but I wasn’t sure if you understood understood…” “Well, I did get it right, didn’t I?” The answering “Yes“ is just a quick swallowed breath as John lifts both his cuffs up as if for an inspection. Sherlock’s eyelids flutter and he sways a bit but his gaze is steady and he breathes like it’s a herculean task that he’s proud to complete. His hands are also steady as he slowly lifts them up. His fingers hover for a while over John’s wrists and then descend lightly onto the fabric. His touch is so gentle, John can nearly feel it, but fuck how much more sensitive he is for it now. Sherlock simply smooths the fabric of the top most shirt with his fingertips. His hands are trembling slightly. John for his part is completely mesmerized by the concentration of the other man. He remains silent and waits patiently, but notices how desperate he is to see what Sherlock will do. Will he touch the shirt underneath as well, will he roll the cuffs, how is this affecting him, what is so incredibly fascinating about this? Because it clearly is. A deep flush has crept on Sherlock’s cheeks and he has forgotten all about his steady breathing, it was forced after all. He is biting his lower lip slightly and, glancing down, John thinks he can see a slight bulge forming in the front of Sherlock’s trousers. Oh god, Sherlock is becoming hard from the simple act of touching his sleeve. He, John, has made Sherlock hard by pulling on two shirts that morning and now they are standing in their kitchen surrounded by this magical tension and John is suddenly overwhelmed by the sheer enormity of the situation. He has wanted this for so long. Had he known this would happen, he would have clad in five shirts the fist day they met. But never mind that now, they are here today and Sherlock is now following along the seam of the uppermost cuff, over the round edge of the cuff and up the gauntlet, over the opened buttons and up into the slit. His fingers are so close to the plaid shirt now, toying with the closeness and yet not touching. The heady intimacy of touching the opened buttons of the sleeve is palpable even to John. As Sherlock reaches the v of the slit his finger finally brushes lightly against the plaid shirt underneath and they both shudder. Sherlock’s eyes flash up and are glued into John’s in a heartbeat. His eyes are impossibly wide and desperate and lost and searching for something, but apparently he finds whatever it is because the next moment Sherlock’s own whispered “John” is drowned into a bruising kiss. As they emerge minutes later, they lean their foreheads together, their groins are pressed hard together and Sherlock is fingering the double collars of John’s shirts, his other hand grabbing a fist full of the shirts around John’s waist, keeping John close. “Bedroom”, Sherlock whispers and John can only nod. “Don’t take your shirts off.” “Wouldn’t dream of it.” @simpleanddestructivechemistry, @missmuffin221, @z-aliada, @sherlock-and-john-getting-it-on
That cardigan is like John's lingerie, isn't it? It's so saucy. It's like "you can just peek under me through my semi-sheerness, but I'm still all covered up. Wink wink."
well almost all covered up
helloooo
Oooh, more layered clothing kink! Thank you!
Nsfw to follow…
“Pass me that book, will you, John.”
Because Sherlock can’t stop staring at that little peek of pale skin. They are sitting opposite each other in their chairs, and John reaching for things slightly behind him makes the gap between those two buttons open just so. John is getting a little frustrated with the frequent requests but he hasn’t caught on yet. And well, if John becomes all flustered then so much the better. All in all this is a great strategy.
Sherlock loves this particular shirt, the plaid so simple and understated and yet somehow… firm. So John. He loves how the fabric looks all soft and fluffy and terribly crisp at the same time. How often he’s imagined letting his fingers brush over that neatly folded collar and then, trembling, smooth down to feel the heat of John’s skin under that wide expanse of plaid over his beautiful chest.
Sherlock sits up a little straighter at John’s confused, “Sherlock?” He decides against answering though because, really, at this particular moment he is not so sure of his voice. John is now making himself more comfortable in his chair, and, yes, Sherlock very much wants John to remain, so it’s better to remain quiet now. John likes his peace and quiet too.
John frowns a little and Sherlock imagines kissing the slight crease between his eyebrows and the corner of his frowning mouth and then promptly has to swallow because getting hard in front of John is never a safe option. On the other hand, when has he gone for the safe option, ever? So he settles a bit deeper into his own chair, lifts his legs up to conceal his groin and surreptitiously glances down to make sure his dressing gown is strategically draped.
John has his cup of tea beside him, so Sherlock has at least a while to indulge. Thankfully John is holding a book this time, not a newspaper. Sherlock can count the frustrating mornings of trying to glimpse anything of John’s gorgeous torso with the length and width of the infuriating newspaper in the way. Talking about teasing. John is a practical master. Not that he knows anything about it.
Now John is leaning back though, his legs splayed open and his arms relaxed on the chair arms, one holding the book he is reading, his gaze angled a bit to the side.
It is a veritable feast.
Everything is visible. John’s collar still as neat and tidy as ever, a shadowy glimpse of his unique throat behind it, his broad shoulders relaxed, the cardigan draped over them, swooping down and giving a generous view of his shirt covered chest. All the shirt buttons are unfortunately relaxed now but that does not matter because for some reason the cardigan has stretched a bit as John has sat down, the top button straining just a bit, the décolletage tight against John’s pectorals. Dear god. Every time John breathes in, Sherlock can see how it tightens a little, he can almost feel the fibres of the fabric stretching, embracing the contours of John’s chest.
Sherlock takes a long while just staring at that chest rising and falling, the first button of the cardigan neatly snuggled in the middle. That cardigan is certainly one of the most erotic things John owns. It is all proper and neat but so thin that it’s actually transparent. Especially with a shirt like this, with clearly contrasting colour values. Everything shows.
Sherlock lets his eyes wander all around John’s midriff, exploring every crease and fold of his plaid shirt under the sheer brown of the cardigan. In some places the cardigan follows the same wrinkles, the fabrics undulating together side by side, in other places it’s stretched over them, hiding a delectable vision of shadows and hills just underneath. Wherever the fabric is pushing tight against the brown of the cardigan, the colours are shining clearly through, in other places the shadows remain dark and inviting.
None of it is stationary of course. John’s even breaths let the fabrics move gently and evenly. Sometimes John moves a little, tiny adjustments to his posture. Sometimes he takes a larger breath. Mostly the general arrangement of the clothing stays the same, but those tiny moments make the game. Just the though of John’s chest and belly rising and falling underneath those layers, how his skin touches the underside of that shirt, where it is tight and where it is loose, where it is soft and where the wrinkles tickle his skin… Yes, that thought alone makes a swirl of helpless arousal blossom in Sherlock’s belly.
Those clothes really leave nothing to be imagined, or rather, they make it all so potent inside his imagination that it feels quite palpable.
How can one man be so incredibly tantalising?
Sherlock imagines slowly opening the buttons of the plaid shirt, not yet touching John but pushing the fabric aside so that he can look. Somehow in his fantasy it is easy to open the buttons underneath the cardigan too, letting the shirt fall open all the way underneath, and watch John’s belly rise and fall just under that sheer cardigan, his skin against it, his whole midriff visible but yet covered.
Sherlock’s fingers twitch as he reaches in his fantasy to finally touch the cardigan, somehow different now as it rests against naked skin. It is not a bedroom garment at all, but it sure looks like it in his imagination. John all pale and a little shy underneath. Sherlock would let his palms smooth over the fabric and John would shiver and Sherlock would let his fingers lightly skim his skin just at the hem of the garment, over his lower belly and his hips, just above his belt.
When he at last would let a few curious fingers underneath the thin fabric, he would be able to see his own hand, first exploring and then, finally, pressing down against John’s belly.
Later John would be lying on his back in Sherlock’s bed, all naked except for that cardigan, still all neatly buttoned up while Sherlock would be plunging deep into him over and over and over. John would be panting and quivering and pleading, and Sherlock would tease his nipples slipping his fingers just under the ribbing, and John’s chest and belly would still rise up and fall down underneath that brown sheerness, only all fast and furious now. And, god, how good his skin would look and feel underneath it, just hidden and yet so terribly visible.
Sherlock is completely hard in his chair now and almost panting for the want of touch, friction, more, anything. Yet he sits still, trying to even his breathing, trying to calm his wildly beating heart. Wondering if his face is already all red from arousal and desperately hoping that John will not be able to smell the moist debauchery in his pants.
It will be a while yet before John will put his book down and stretch and yawn and finally stand up and wander back to the kitchen to make another cuppa. That will give Sherlock just enough time to carefully stand up and adjust himself and sneak into to bathroom or his room to silently take care of himself.
Until then he is stuck, sitting in his chair, legs folded, trying to keep from moaning aloud, his cock hard as rock and leaking, soaking his pants, unable to do fuck all about it lest John notice. It is part of the excitement of his little hobby, this torture, never knowing when John will leave, being under his mercy so to speak, even if John himself has no idea of his role in the game.
He will take a few minutes to calm down, to not spontaneously burst in his chair. Then, once his heartbeat evens out again, he will let his gaze linger over John once more; his legs splayed, his crotch all displayed there, all the myriad creases of his trousers, his belt so invitingly visible, the hem of the cardigan just there to caress the top of the belt. John’s breaths just as even and mesmerising as ever.
And just like that, he is straining against his pants again, making himself go almost wild before once more letting himself close his eyes for a few moments and breathe. He wonders what might happen if he one day took it one step too far and actually orgasmed right there in his chair, in plain daylight, in front of John, just from looking at the folds of his shirt.
Could he do it in a way that John would remain clueless? Probably not.
Sometimes he wonders if it really is possible that John does not know full well already. Even right now.
Hhmm, so this one can be paired with the double layered shirt ficlet, which in the narrative would come after this one. I’m not entirely sure why thinking of Sherlock looking at John’s clothing is so intriguing but fuck yeah it is. I’m willing to write a haphazard series of these, so if you have screencaps or other suggestions of John’s layered clothing or such, please feel free to send them my way.
Tagging under the cut a few people who seemed to like the previous layered business…
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#can we just talk about how absolutely perfect mary morstan-watson is? #out of all the people sherlock knows he sent moriarty’s book to her #he had enough faith in her to know that she’d be able to understand what needed to be done and to crack the code #mary morstan isn’t some victorian housewife who twiddles her thumbs and waits for her husband to come home #she managed to captivate and get captain john watson to fall in love with her #she is the one who doesn’t mind stepping toe to toe with sherlock holmes even though she is a lady and it isn’t her place #she is just as strong as irene adler but in a completely different way #and sherlock holmes knows it #sherlock holmes is a smart man- even he can see mary’s brilliance #i wish tumblr could (marymorstan)
Agreed. The Ritchie films have their weakness but their treatment of Mary Morstan is great. Sorry to say, but so much better than “Sherlock”. If you want to go for a version where Mary does not come between the boys but is clever and supportive without belittling them, go for this. Her character makes sense. She is all the things we are meant to see in Mary but that do not ring true in the show. Clever, tough, kind, without the cruelty and violence.
My dear Holmes,” said I, “this is too much. You would certainly have been burned, had you lived a few centuries ago.
Dr. John Watson, A Scandal in Bohemia, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
*internal screaming*
sherlock is a so fucked up show I ended up considering a little girl smiling creepy
This is the underside of a water lily.
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this bothers me so much
I feel so strong now
Just so you all know, any one of you reading these Sherlock scripts, regardless of what you ship or which bloggers on this site you hate, you are absolutely, 100% playing what’s called “The Sherlockian Game” whether you mean to or not. This game has been around for one hundred years, look it up of you’d like. The purpose of The Sherlockian Game is to flush out anomalies, differences, and implied details regarding Holmes’ personal life. You’re playing and you don’t even know it.
Are you seeing the discrepancies in the script? I’m sure you are. One scene shows new lines, another takes them out. These discrepancies change the way you interpret the show. THIS is The Sherlockian Game. I don’t even need to try to recruit you all to play – you’re playing on your own.
Conspiracy theorists in the Sherlock fandom don’t need to do anything to get people to start questioning these anomalies on screen – the BBC is making you do it and you don’t even realize what you’re doing.
You don’t believe there’s a game? Or if there ever was one, that the game is over? Far from it. The game is never over.
There simply are new players now.
Im fucking dying
director: martin this is great but you’re barely following the script
martin:
Guys, we're eating cake because of one of my bosses birthday and they've just start talking about how disgusting same sex marriage is. I agree in the outside, I smile to them. But Im just dying. I feel really bad now. Im betraying what I believe for money. Im the worst.
i found an audio file on a porn blog that sounds almost exactly like martin i know this is weird but can i send it to you
OMMG YES PLEASE SEND!!!!!! 😓😓😓🔥
LINK
OH MY GOD HEEELP IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HIM HONESTLY I AM SCREAMING AJDGSJFJFDKJSGSKJFDS
WHAT HTE HELL
I GOT FOUR SECONDS INTO THIS before i threw out my voice screaming and got tangled up in my headphones trying to run away from my computer
still don7t know if i have the fortitude to listen to the rest oh my god what have i done what has my life become
@escaroles THIS IS THE ONE I WAS TALKING ABOUT. THE FILE IS GONE THOUGH ANYONE KNOWS IF IT’S STILL OUT THERE????
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Here’s a link.