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I appreciate the follows but this blog is dead as hell

detaylor

asked the stats team to juice my numbers so Limbo won't show up again

limbomainprime

Hey :(

limbomainprime

Cetus Quests: it would be great if you can help out Tenno but worse come to worse the Unum has our backs. Fuck the Grineer though for making shit harder around here.

Fortuna Quests:Oi Tenno you gotta help me the taxmen are gonna take me nuts

limbomainprime

Deimos Quests: Can you get me twenty gallons of infested snot? I’ll give you some Good Boy points for it. I hate my fucking family.

limbomainprime

Warframe 99 Quests: The hottest person you've ever seen wants you to blow up twenty tanks.

limbomainprime

i have been corrected and it's so much worse

#oh man but cant forget his winning personality of 1. corrupt bureaucrat and 2. massive cunt to everyone in the party #anti astarion #baldurs gate 3 spoilers

#still mad about this forever I was staring at the screen in SHOCK when this happened #weeks of being told what a piece of shit my favorite was for asking for three magic items and then the fandom's golden boy pulls that shit.#anyway this is an astarion hate blog forever #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #anti astarion

despite being served a bisexual buffet in warframe 99 I have no idea who to romance. paralyzed by choice. I just know not Arthur. im going to see who grabs me like Gale in baldurs gate 3

#that or my drifter simps for Kahl forever. her sighing wistfully thinking about a guy with half his face blown off #while the hex is voguing in the background

despazito

Yeah I let my homotherium free roam outside but he wears a bell so the neanderthals can hear him coming it's really not a big deal

bigandretired-deactivated202501

#IRON YOUR COSPLAYS AT LEAST I CAN SEE THE FOLDS #IT LOOKS BAD YOU SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!#otherwise who give a shit

They added Jordas to Fortnite

#warframe #jordas

we have moved a million lightyears past the corpus and grineer and I miss them. simpler times.

poor grineer they used to be our arch nemesis. then they were replaced by the sentients. then whatever the fuck wally is up to. Anyway imagine your tenno telling their faction bestie of their choice/Darvo and Clem what's going on in the main storyline and how long it would take before they told you to fuck off.

#warframe

#im sorry arthur fuckers #warframe 1999 #warframe #arthur nightingale

the Tumblr warframe fandom after 10 years of lusting after decaying clones and fortune 500 ceos unsure of what to do now that they actually have someone fuckable

#just kidding I know you guys are drawing porn #warframe #warframe 1999 #the hex #im not judging I want to marry Kahl and grow old with him

kazoracht

Ok now for the more obscure thing I'm salty about: Why in the fuck is the temperature and speed warframe named gauss? The actual physicist Gauss worked more with electric fields and pure math, Gauss' law is about electric fields. Not any kind of kinematics, not heat engines, that's Carnot. And yeah this is a dumb thing to be mad about but if you're gonna slap a real scientist's name on your sci-fi thing you could at least pick the more relevant one.

Anyways id say something about Carnot the electric whatever warframe but we already have volt.

voidtongued

Warframe names dont make sense a lot of the time. I still think Garuda should've been named Shrike.

limbomainprime

they named the sumo themed warframe after the ogre from Beowulf...sensible names are not Digital Extreme’s forte

oranzhs

#someone read this in their voices

nek-ros

grineer dont have osha. u can just fall off platforms into things

voidtongued

The Corpus also do not have osha

thornybolarola

...do the infested have osha?

voidtongued

Gestures vaguely at the Eris maps

Im gonna say no

theterribletenno

Frankly with all the gray goo padding all the sharp corners and reinforcing walls and pillars, Infested maps are probably the most Osha compliant.

voidtongued

But do they have osha

limbomainprime

yes if Osha is also the name of an infested strain

nek-ros

i feel if my posts get known to certain wf twitter circles, i would get at least some hate from them bc i joke a lot about wanting to inflict harm on nef anyo lol

kazoracht

I find that hard to believe, who doesn't want to hurt nef anyo. I want to grab him by his stupid arch helmet and whip him around like a pissed off dog trying to destroy a tug of war toy.