limbsofsatan

[limbsofsatan]

birth control feels like spitting in gods face and boy am i salivating

[muppetmagic]

[preston-holt]

The royal hound

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings [1, 4, 7, 8, 12] // Requiescat (1888), Briton Rivière [2] // The Mirror and the Light, Hilary Mantel [3, 15] // Wolf Hall (2015) — The Devil's Spit [5, 6] // Roche's gwent card "Merciless" by Bryan Sola [9] // What Lies Unseen Volume 3 Preview - The War [10, 14] // Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett [11] // the angriest dog in the world, David Lynch [13] // "The Dog" (c. 1819–1823), Francisco de Goya [16]

[angelsdean]

♡ babygirl rendered speechless by cheek smoochie ♡

[dykegeology-deactivated20250630]

Idk like I think there's a really misogynist way that women are expected to consider being murdered and assaulted as like 1000x worse than anything else that could happen and do everything possible to avoid it and like it's unarguably bad! But constantly whenever I mention going hiking or whatever people are like 'omg you're going camping alone as a woman??? what if you get murdered?????' Actually by far the way I am most likely to die doing that is... some sleep deprived or drunk driver crashing into me on the way there! But no one tells you to avoid driving, meanwhile there's so much pressure on women to like, always stay in other crowded super safe areas or at home to Protect Their Virtue and it's like lol I would actually rather live an interesting life doing things that I enjoy

[hippy-craic]

[artbyblastweave]

I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it

[butchspace]

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[limbsofsatan]

one of your girls mv changed me forever it makes me so deeply sad in a way i cant ever express. but also so horny

[limbsofsatan]

I feel sick with anxiety. I can't eat and I can't sleep and I don't know why

[cannibalchicken]

[duckdotcom]

my body trying desparately to inform me I'm iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES

my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love

[triglyceride]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[veeranger]

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

[jezi-belle]

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

[bmwiid]

noted

[should-be-sleeping]

It is imperative you befriend people other than those of your own generation. It’s harder to lump people together if you know some of them. This is why you should also pursue friendships beyond your race, ability, religion (or lack thereof), and class. Humanity relies on relating to each other.

[iheartallthethings]

Time for my boringest Tumblr post!

USians who pay taxes: did you ever wish you could not pay money to file taxes and also not have it be a huge hassle? The company that owns TurboTax has been lobbying hard to make that impossible for years in dishonest, despicable ways. Despite all that, this year, the IRS finally has a pilot program launched to let you file taxes directly with the government, but only in a few states.

If you're a US taxpayer in only one of the following states:

Arizona, California, Florida, Massachusetts, New York, Nevada, New Hampshire, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington, Wyoming,

You are probably eligible. Please use this service if you can. The point is to show the government there's demand.

https://directfile.irs.gov/

If you're not in one of those states: there's *still* a government program that will let you file taxes with partnering tax prep companies for free if your household income is under $79,000:

Unless you're making a fair bit of money in the USA, tax prep should be free, and more people should have access to that information. Please reblog and help pass that information along, especially if you know anyone in one of the pilot states.

[olivia-online]

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.