Chris Evans

[RP]

[a7estrellas]

The cast of MATERIALISTS recreates CHALLENGERS

[limelightevans]

@dakotajchnson @pcdropascalsx

[robbic-margot]

You came here looking for handsome Ken and I am going to give you ..Allan. Yup total allan energy. It's good cause Ken needs his bestie. This reminds me so much of the fact at one point in my life I had the Barbie 1960 republished game and the description of Allan in it was he thinks hes smart and likes to show off in class. That's not all I think of you Chris.

[limelightevans]

I mean... my brother was Stereotypical Ken and you're saying I'm Allan? You're definitely fucking with me. I think I'm more of a Firefighter Ken.

[jceylburrow]

thanks I suppose. and you’re entitled to your own opinion it doesn’t necessarily make it true. nah I’m good thanks they haven’t been good since tom brady.

[limelightevans]

I promise I'm a fan of you, man. Just wish you had a defence that held your great offense up, know what I mean? Oof, ouch. Only made it to the Super Bowl this year with a sophomore QB. We're doing terribly, man.

[hiddlestontcm]

Never too good for a proper cuddle with you, I assure you of that very much. I am absolutely gutted to miss out this year, scheduling conflicts are not fun, but someone had to be the face of pompeii. Missing the huge chance to reunite with everyone was a massive miss in my book. Trust me, if there was any way I could have teleported onto that floor, I would have in a heartbeat. You have my word that I’m holding onto that promised hug for the very next time we’re in the same city.

[limelightevans]

I'm glad to hear that, because if you said anything different, I would've started ugly crying and nobody wants to see that. Yeah, I heard you did a thing about Pompeii, couldn't imagine a better host, you're such a history nerd and I respect it. What city are you in right now, then? And why is it not where I'm at? Come to Massachusetts, man.

[limelightevans]

( text | @lilircinharts ) I’m sorry. I know things were complicated back then, understatement of the century, and I don’t really know what I’m supposed to say about the fact that it ended up being inevitable. There are probably about seventeen different thoughts I could have about that, and I’m choosing to unpack precisely none of them tonight. But I’m genuinely happy your little girl is doing well. I remember how much you wanted that, and despite everything, I always knew you’d be a really good dad. And the MCU, yeah so much for keeping your stupid face off my feed. Apparently neither you nor the universe is particularly committed to helping with my self-preservation plan. Starting to feel a little targeted.

[text]: Yeah, I wanted to do the right thing and stick by her, maybe being parents together would help us figure things out, but I guess not. Egg on my face. Thank you, Lili, that really means a lot - Alma is my world. I promise it's not intentional, I'd never want to hurt you, even if I have in the past. People just go crazy seeing me all handsome on their screens, I guess.

[limelightevans]

I discovered that Cocomelon is coming out with a movie next year, and the wildest part about it is that you're doing a voice in it? What the fuck? I already know my daughter's gonna force me to watch it, but you might make it more bearable. @solrowe

[limelightevans]

( text | @lilircinharts ) Blacklisted feels much. Muted in my brain for self-preservation, maybe. Apparently that feature has some bugs, though, because here we are. And I’m alright. I really am. It took me a minute to get there, but life’s been good to me lately. I hope it’s been good to you too.

[text]: People not tagging shit properly, I guess. I'll try not to do any big projects again anytime soon... I say signing up to the MCU again. Oops, sorry. Yeah, well, not great in that I got divorced - turns out that was inevitable. But great in that my baby girl is happy and healthy. Only thing that matters, in the end.

[limelightevans]

How does it feel playing for a team inferior to the Pats, huh? @hvrberts

[limelightevans]

Amazon keeps telling me to watch your show, but I think I'm a little older than its primary demographic. You think I'll still like it? @harrietsfm

[limelightevans]

I'm a little jealous that you got to be in the revived Ghostbusters movies and I didn't. Damn Paul Rudd being more funny and charming than me. @finnwolfhcrd

[limelightevans]

( text | @lilircinharts ) So, I don’t really know why I’m texting you. That’s a promising start. It’s been… actually, I don’t even know how long it’s been. But you and your stupid face have been all over my feed for the last couple of days. Apparently you did some convention over the weekend, and the algorithm has decided that’s information I need. I almost kept scrolling. Probably would’ve been easier. Anyway, seeing you made me wonder how you are. So… hi. I hope you’re good. kay, going back to pretending you don’t exist.

[text]: Wow, hey, this was a little unexpected... I'm surprised you don't have my name blacklisted or something after everything that happened. Good to hear from you, though. Hope you're doing alright.

[limelightevans]

Nicole, how have we not had a juicy project to work on together? We've gotta change this. @nicole-ekidman

[limelightevans]

I hear you're dabbling in the world of acting. That more of a long term plan or still a little side quest? Either way, it's nice seeing more of you around. @gigihfm

[limelightevans]

What was your favorite stadium to play in during the World Cup? We've got some crazy stadiums in the US. @jcdebellingham

[limelightevans]

I always wonder where wrestlers get their names from. You just sit around workshopping or does it come from a nickname or what? How'd you come up with yours? @mxrtinezluis

[katlarence]

CHRIS EVANS as ANDY BARBER in DEFENDING JACOB (2020)

[limelightevans]

I heard you're working on a movie directed by Ang Lee. That's cool as hell, man. You watched many of his movies? @teaguewo