the great pretender

kindly shove your purity culture up your ass. 🇺🇸|🇵🇭 bi. 29. infp-t. leo. alt @persephonehemingway

[cognacqueen]

Y’all…this is crazy.

[fattylime]

summer in december ☀️

[loves-alibi]

YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

THATS THE SHIT I LIKE TO SEEEEEEE

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[action52]

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

[action52]

[musefor2]

strangers being kind to you is one of the best things ever because you know that they gain nothing from it and they probably will never see you again but they just choose to be kind

[dorian-they-ao3]

[aleatus177]

SIREN SIMON

I love drawing him so much wth

I’m definitely gonna draw more of this au, i just wanna draw him more hehehehe

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[mermaidrobby]

edits to survive pittless thursdays but it's animal kingdom

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[happilyloudwonderland]

Speaking of Ojibwe! There’s a new point and click game to help teach the language! It’s called Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining, and is currently on sale on Steam!

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[qqchurch]

[annedebretagneduchesseensabots]

The Last Caturday before Christmas!

Cat with kittens, Henriëtte Ronner, 1844 Rijks Museum

[bunjywunjy]

I lost myself for a second and was trying to figure out which Warrior Cats characters these were

[ainawgsd]

Wild Cats Play Fighting

[bunjywunjy]

Cats Just Like To Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other And That’s All There Is To It

[fenik]

These are the best cat beds I have seen ever!

[bunjywunjy]

me munching on some delicious cats

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART