Liminal Nihilist

[angielio-blog]

[classicmeevs]

watch them consider the worm

[doniblogs]

“boi u just”

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[sparksd2145]

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

[m00nsidian]

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

[cunningcelt]

[dogpantry]

Someone: “What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?”

Me: Well I have to wait 48 hours after my snake eats before I can hold him again.

[thlpp]

Author: Liz Nixon

Image source: http://www.nixonmedicalmedia.com/colorillus

[zookeeperproblems]

Zookeepers traveling with their friends like...

[liminal-nihilist-blog]

"Do you has a mouse?" #darwinthesnake #ballpython #royalballpython #snakesofinsta #igetfedtomorrow

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Sometimes I pretend I'm a tree snake. #darwinthesnake #ballpython #snakesofinsta #snek

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My first meal at my new home.

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"Whatcha thinking about, Darwin?" "Oh I don't know, just snek stuffs, I guess."

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Bath time to help me get my stuck shed off.

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Is this my new house?

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me: i'm ok

night time: *comes*

everything: *falls apart*

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Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.

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[maurypovichofficial-deactivated]

Protect Shia LaBeouf he’s a little weird but he’s not hurting anybody