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the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and thatâs one of historyâs greatest tragedies
Size comparison of Yâgathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
âYeah, the fight will start in a sec, uhâŚIâll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.â
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video itâs kickass
FUCK MEÂ the reveal video
âCHRIS??????â
âUm, I donât think our plan is gonna work.â
Always reblog Y'gathok
DM:*Pulls out Yâgothok* *Turns on âOpen Your Heartâ by Crush 40*
Wow that DM really goes above and beyond
Reblogging Ygathok because itâs been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!
One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Yâgathok complete and a general design for âhow to use himâ done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!
How the fuck do you get a gif this specific
Yakuza is just that kind of series
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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My co-worker got his hands on a labeler.
Bottom secret
We overwork people, and liberal response is
Overwork children so theyâre more used to it as adults
Some extra digging reveals that the intent of this was not to actually extend the school day, but to make it mandatory for schools to provide activities and such that kids can take advantage of after classes are over for free so that low income families dont have to spend money on after school child care. Like boys and girls club, but every school in america is required to provide it. Which us a good idra, but it looks like everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen
everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen
A request by @draksoldierÂ
I donât play FFXIV but heâs told me a lot about it and lemme say thereâs nothing sexier than a completely sympathetic villain with a narrative that doesnât once try to justify his actions.Â
Unlike a certain banshee and her fanboy writersâŚ.
Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called â wait, I need to go back further.
Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media â no, wait, thatâs not really the start either â
Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh â
â the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting â
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, ep. 8 -Â âThe Girl Genius is a Monster: The Brainwashing Cram School of Horrorâ
salieri: I do not get along with phantom
me: cool
salieri: just to make sure you absolutely understand I put it right at the top of my files. I do Not get along with phantom
me: cool, cool. youâre on bone farming duty together
salieri: weâre on- master are you listening to me??
me: youâll look good next to each other
salieri: thatâs not the point, the point is-
salieri: wait, you think I look good?
me: yeah man, youâre the most stylish amalgamation of murder rumors i know
salieri: huh. hmmm. hmmmmm. bone farming, was it? alright then
salieri in the middle of a burning fuyuki, trying to play his arm violin loud enough to drown out phantomâs singing: wait, arenât I the only amalgamation of murder rumors they know??
phantom: fell for it again didnât you
salieri: shut the fuck up erik
hi in case itâs not clear enough: this isnât a terf-friendly blog and if you are one, even a âsecretâ one, please unfollow!
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to âshittycarmodsâ called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
@lycaanroc
Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted
Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation
AQUAFRESH WASNâT BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODYâS ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
goddamn tumblr is weird
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
WaitâŚwhat?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and Americaâs Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild đđđ
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didnât want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesnât wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of
Doesnât he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?
all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades