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Nyx | 04 Sep 1990 | Genderfluid (they, them preferred)/bisexual | Granblue, MTG trash; about is out of date. "They suck at videogames" - c04000 "They have shit taste too" - c04000

[someemochick]

[thestanconfessions]

[thestateonmtv]

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

[anxietyproblem]

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[justanotherdharmabum]

nice

[pickledangel]

nice

[albinopixel]

nice

[omghotmemes]

My co-worker got his hands on a labeler.

[thehauntedumbrella]

Bottom secret

[innocentcitizenthings]

We overwork people, and liberal response is

Overwork children so they’re more used to it as adults

[oglach-uisce]

[lazorsandparadox]

Some extra digging reveals that the intent of this was not to actually extend the school day, but to make it mandatory for schools to provide activities and such that kids can take advantage of after classes are over for free so that low income families dont have to spend money on after school child care. Like boys and girls club, but every school in america is required to provide it. Which us a good idra, but it looks like everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen

[computationalcalculator]

everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen

[spartanlocke]

A request by @draksoldier 

I don’t play FFXIV but he’s told me a lot about it and lemme say there’s nothing sexier than a completely sympathetic villain with a narrative that doesn’t once try to justify his actions. 

Unlike a certain banshee and her fanboy writers….

[squareallworthy]

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

[squareallworthy]

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

[squareallworthy]

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

[squareallworthy]

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

[squareallworthy]

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

[getoutofmyhouse]

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, ep. 8 - “The Girl Genius is a Monster: The Brainwashing Cram School of Horror”

[tainbocuailnge]

salieri: I do not get along with phantom

me: cool

salieri: just to make sure you absolutely understand I put it right at the top of my files. I do Not get along with phantom

me: cool, cool. you’re on bone farming duty together

salieri: we’re on- master are you listening to me??

me: you’ll look good next to each other

salieri: that’s not the point, the point is-

salieri: wait, you think I look good?

me: yeah man, you’re the most stylish amalgamation of murder rumors i know

salieri: huh. hmmm. hmmmmm. bone farming, was it? alright then

[tainbocuailnge]

salieri in the middle of a burning fuyuki, trying to play his arm violin loud enough to drown out phantom’s singing: wait, aren’t I the only amalgamation of murder rumors they know??

phantom: fell for it again didn’t you

salieri: shut the fuck up erik

[mecha-gifs]

[naruta-deactivated20201013]

hi in case it’s not clear enough: this isn’t a terf-friendly blog and if you are one, even a “secret” one, please unfollow!

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[oursidae]

[princessnijireiki]

[pileofknives]

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

goddamn tumblr is weird

[thequantumqueer]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]