B O R E D

| MORBID HUMOR

[allmyliesarewishes]

I thought that fate was something special, but it doesn’t seem to be now. The one in front of me right now, I’m fine with everything as long as I’m with her. I can’t imagine loving anyone else but her. I think that’s what fate is. I’m fine even if we aren’t fated to love each other because I’d still love you fatefully.

[bold-lips]

*plays with makeup while avoiding responsibilities*

[ruinedchildhood]

[netflixz]

driving past your old elementary school like

[vanicotines]

do yall remember when kylie jenner and jaden smith were dating and they were coming out of that movie and jaden had kylie’s foundation all over his mouth from kissing her?

because i do.

[sizvideos]

Adele disguised herself as an Adele impersonator for an Adele impersonator contest - watch the full video

[meanplastic]

Goals!

[stability]

parents: no, youre not allowed to go

me: 

[noira]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[elektranatchois-deactivated2016]

[assgod]

WWLMD

what would lizzie mcguire do

[lindabelcher3]

my needs:

1. sleep

2. you

3. sleep with you

[silentmoviefoolery]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heda-organa]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels