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@lindirgoogles
How to kidnap @lindirgoogles ?
If I leave a trail of harps and flutes from Imlardis to Lothorien will he follow them?
….N-no… no that wouldn’t work at all *sweats*
-drops harp and slowly backs away-
No? Not at all?
*looks at harp* Is…. is that a mithril string?
Of course, meleth.
…….. *slowly bends down to pick up the harp* ….. *stands up and tries to play it off*
-very calmly picks Lindir up and begins walking-
*squeaks as he's picked up* *blushes*
How to kidnap @lindirgoogles ?
If I leave a trail of harps and flutes from Imlardis to Lothorien will he follow them?
….N-no… no that wouldn’t work at all *sweats*
-drops harp and slowly backs away-
No? Not at all?
*looks at harp* Is…. is that a mithril string?
Of course, meleth.
........ *slowly bends down to pick up the harp* ..... *stands up and tries to play it off*
How to kidnap @lindirgoogles ?
If I leave a trail of harps and flutes from Imlardis to Lothorien will he follow them?
….N-no… no that wouldn’t work at all *sweats*
-drops harp and slowly backs away-
No? Not at all?
*looks at harp* Is.... is that a mithril string?
How to kidnap @lindirgoogles ?
If I leave a trail of harps and flutes from Imlardis to Lothorien will he follow them?
....N-no... no that wouldn't work at all *sweats*
Gandalf: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Elrond: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?
*starts new thread* @elrondgoogles
Dramatic? Me? I have absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to.
You were raised in Imlardis.
Wait, what’s that supposed to mean?
In general, Elves of Imlardis are very dramatic. It only makes sense that Aragorn would be the same.
Have you MET Thranduil?! A peacock is less dramatic
That’s fair.
But thats only one elf out of the whole of Mirkwood, whereas the general population of Imlardis is dramatic.
I mean… there’s you.
And Legolas slid down a set of stairs on a shield. In the middle of battle.
And then there’s Tauriel.
And Elbereth who could forget Feren?!
I am no dramatic! And Legolas is a sindar, I don’t know what else to expect from him. I think his dramatics are also to make up for the fact that his eyebrows will never be as fabulous as his father.
Are you familiar with Elrond’s braids? The ones that look like bows? and the fact that Elrond has a room, no, a rock balcony for reading moon runes?
Sindar or not he’s still a Mirkwood elf! And you can’t read moon runes just ANYWHERE. Plus that balcony was made thousands of years ago! In like, the Second Age
He reads the moon runes on a crystal pedestal.
First of all, it looks nice Second of all, i’m certain the crystal enhances the moonlight
He has bows in his hair, Lindir.
i can’t vouch for the properties of crystal in the reading of moon runes, but its so extra.
Thranduil has elk antlers over his throne....
The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea, and their regret is undying and cannot ever wholly be assuaged.
@lindirgoogles
These are the braids I was referring to! How does he even manage that???
You mean @elrondgoogles hair loopy things?
I… I have no idea…. I think he uses magic….
its a secret that i was taught many ages ago.
Was is Gil-Galad? I didn’t know him very long but he seemed the type of guy to do shit like this…. Or was it one of your dads?
….
It was GIl-Galad.
He said that good hair was a power move.
He did have pretty great hair....
rumilgoogles, orophingoogles and erestorgoogles are all free, and waiting for someone to take them.
If you have charactergoogles that you aren’t using, or ones you know are free, please add them to the list
The mods who ran bardgoogles and bilbogoogles deleted them, so those are free. dwalingoogles is also free.
filigoogles is free. :(
If anyone wants gil-galadgoogles lemme know and they can have it
ME! ME! PICK ME!
@lindirgoogles dont you have gil-galad?
lol yeah, i deleted it a little while ago so he's free to take now I'm also willing to give away or trade for Ori
The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea, and their regret is undying and cannot ever wholly be assuaged.
@lindirgoogles
These are the braids I was referring to! How does he even manage that???
You mean @elrondgoogles hair loopy things?
I… I have no idea…. I think he uses magic….
its a secret that i was taught many ages ago.
Was is Gil-Galad? I didn't know him very long but he seemed the type of guy to do shit like this.... Or was it one of your dads?
*starts new thread* @elrondgoogles
Dramatic? Me? I have absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to.
You were raised in Imlardis.
Wait, what’s that supposed to mean?
In general, Elves of Imlardis are very dramatic. It only makes sense that Aragorn would be the same.
Have you MET Thranduil?! A peacock is less dramatic
That’s fair.
But thats only one elf out of the whole of Mirkwood, whereas the general population of Imlardis is dramatic.
I mean… there’s you.
And Legolas slid down a set of stairs on a shield. In the middle of battle.
And then there’s Tauriel.
And Elbereth who could forget Feren?!
I am no dramatic! And Legolas is a sindar, I don’t know what else to expect from him. I think his dramatics are also to make up for the fact that his eyebrows will never be as fabulous as his father.
Are you familiar with Elrond’s braids? The ones that look like bows? and the fact that Elrond has a room, no, a rock balcony for reading moon runes?
Sindar or not he’s still a Mirkwood elf! And you can’t read moon runes just ANYWHERE. Plus that balcony was made thousands of years ago! In like, the Second Age
He reads the moon runes on a crystal pedestal.
First of all, it looks nice Second of all, i'm certain the crystal enhances the moonlight
*starts new thread* @elrondgoogles
Dramatic? Me? I have absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to.
You were raised in Imlardis.
Wait, what’s that supposed to mean?
In general, Elves of Imlardis are very dramatic. It only makes sense that Aragorn would be the same.
Have you MET Thranduil?! A peacock is less dramatic
That’s fair.
But thats only one elf out of the whole of Mirkwood, whereas the general population of Imlardis is dramatic.
I mean… there’s you.
And Legolas slid down a set of stairs on a shield. In the middle of battle.
And then there’s Tauriel.
And Elbereth who could forget Feren?!
I am no dramatic! And Legolas is a sindar, I don’t know what else to expect from him. I think his dramatics are also to make up for the fact that his eyebrows will never be as fabulous as his father.
Are you familiar with Elrond’s braids? The ones that look like bows? and the fact that Elrond has a room, no, a rock balcony for reading moon runes?
Sindar or not he's still a Mirkwood elf! And you can't read moon runes just ANYWHERE. Plus that balcony was made thousands of years ago! In like, the Second Age
The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea, and their regret is undying and cannot ever wholly be assuaged.
@lindirgoogles
These are the braids I was referring to! How does he even manage that???
You mean @elrondgoogles hair loopy things?
I... I have no idea.... I think he uses magic....
*starts new thread* @elrondgoogles
Dramatic? Me? I have absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to.
You were raised in Imlardis.
Wait, what’s that supposed to mean?
In general, Elves of Imlardis are very dramatic. It only makes sense that Aragorn would be the same.
Have you MET Thranduil?! A peacock is less dramatic
That’s fair.
But thats only one elf out of the whole of Mirkwood, whereas the general population of Imlardis is dramatic.
I mean... there’s you.
And Legolas slid down a set of stairs on a shield. In the middle of battle.
And then there’s Tauriel.
And Elbereth who could forget Feren?!
How to tell @erestorgoogles that you still arent over the time he insulted your hair
How to give a worse insult
*looks up from his book*
Well it was due to your hair that you died
*goes back to reading*
No, it was because I was trying to save my people that I died.
It was heroic.
While you saving the people of Gondolin was indeed heroic, the fact of the matter is that your cause of death was due to a balrog dragging you off a cliff by your hair.
So what? I killed it and saved my people.
I meant no offense, just being factually accurate
-scowls-
If we are being factually accurate, you are a nerd,
@aragorngoogles
DONT TELL ME WHO I LOVE AND DONT LOVE, JERK
I was just trying to help, love.
Yeah, well, it didn’t.
“It is but a shadow of a thought that you love.”
Or some junk like that…like seriously? How long did it take you to come up with that?
Kick his ass, Eowyn.
I’d be happy to oblige *cracks knuckles* You’re in for it now @aragorngoogles
I don’t know if that’s going to work. Did I heal you for nothing?
Go for his legs, Eowyn.
drAW YOUR SWORD STIRDER!!! I FEAR NO MAN
GO GET HIM.
BATTLE SCREECHHHHHHHHHH
@aragorngoogles
COULD EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN
That’s what I’ve been saying, @elrondgoogles
@elrondgoogles HE STARTED IT
I definitely did not.
Do I need to call for @merrygoogles to kick some Strider butt for you Lady Eowyn? @eowyngoogles
I AM an esquire 😏😏
Guys c'mon!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Just be glad she’s not a dwarf or she’d likely take your stones in your sleep.
But really @eowyngoogles, he’s not worth it. He’s a drama-king who pretends to be mysterious by sitting in dark corners, he’s bad at poetry, and wears a cape because he thinks it makes him look cool.
And Aragorn you did lead her on a little… Though to be fair that was all @elrondgoogles‘s fault for trying to keep you from marrying his daughter.
I didnt stop him, I just didnt think he was worthy either.
Elrond…. if becoming King of Gondor and helping to save Middle Earth is the standards you set for marrying your daughter…. your standards are far too high.
Maybe your standards are too low.
Maybe he needed the push to become the man that he was supposed to be.
You realize I have my eyes set on a fine warrior, great friend, and beautiful elf who just happens to be a prince, right? My standards are perfectly fine.
And while it’s good of you to try and help him become a better man, denying him your daughter’s hand is not the way to do it.
Aragorn may be a drama-king and a bit of a dork, but he’s an honorable man. He would have come with us either way. And it was his coming with us that set him on his path, not your denying him Arwen’s hand.
Oh dang…
WOAH WOAH WOAH. Where did this stigma that I’m bad at poetry come from? You have a) no proof that I am and b) I have no idea why you think that? So what if I’m extra…I look so cool. And I only sometimes wear a cape…it’s more a cloak? Are you a ranger of the north? Then how can you criticize what I wear? Literally, Google, why does everyone personally victimize me?
Well, you being bad at poetry is kinda self explanatory.
Have you ever even read my poetry?
Nope, @erestorgoogles and @lindirgoogles have said enough for me to believe them… @thetwinsgoogle has said enough too…. Just sayin
How to tell @aragorngoogles I was saying those this to try and help his measly arse?
@eowyngoogles like they weren’t biased…have you ever considered listening to my side of the story?
How to tell @gimligoogles I’m really tired of people insulting me. I didn’t give by life to saving middle earth just for people, not just people, my friends to rip on me every chance they get?
Did you not just see me defend your right to marry Arwen?
Also, clearly you’ve never been friends with a dwarf before. Teasing and making fun of each other is common practice among friends. Do you know how many times Dwalin and Thorin ripped into each other?
But if you feel your honor is hurt, I can write a full age waxing praise about your greatness to prove to you how much I value our friendship.
Not just you…everyone seems to have a problem with their king.
We mock you because we like you Aragorn.
You dont see anyone making fun of Grima.
U just jelly?
I said we like you aragorn.
Why thank you *bows* thank you
-pats shoulder-
For all us elves at Imladris you're kind of like a baby brother. It's hard not to tease you
-mixes up all the dust covers on @erestorgoogles books-
-shuffles papers-
-moves pens 0.5 inches to the left-
*Walks into study, Narrows eyes* Hmmm
*Reorganises books, sits at desk and starts writing*
If you are trying to annoy me, you will have to do better than that.
-throws glitter-
Erestor, come hunting with us.
*brushes glitter off*
Very well, I will join you.
really?!
-grabs hands and drags him down hallway-
Be careful! I will not be able to hunt if I get a broken leg or such!
-slows down-
Really? Glorfindel said that he did it once…
Do you prefer a bow or a sword, Erestor?
He was most certainly lying.
I prefer a sword, thank you Elrohir.
-hands sword-
Did you see the mess Thorins company of dwarves made?
#”we’ll have to call for Haldir #dont say that like im a swooning maiden!
I only meant that Haldir would likely calm your nerves.
…. I suppose he would help…
Hello, meleth.
-blushes- H-hello
I’ve missed you terribly.
-holds hand-
I’ve missed you too. Especially after those dwarves were here….
Were they terribly rowdy?
They threw food at the statues… And bathed in the fountain. NAKED.
-pets hair-
its all over now.
You should come to Lothlorien to relax.
I really should....
*starts new thread* @elrondgoogles
Dramatic? Me? I have absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to.
You were raised in Imlardis.
Wait, what’s that supposed to mean?
In general, Elves of Imlardis are very dramatic. It only makes sense that Aragorn would be the same.
After all these years of trying to explain–
See? It’s not your fault.
Would you like some pastries?
I would love some pastries, and maybe a good mournful song?
-passes plate of pastries-
-raises flagon of ale (don’t know where it came from, could be roofied) and salutes you-
I blame Elrond and Estel's bloodline for the dramatics....
