Get Away from Me

You’re never too old to burn the house down. Just too old to do it accidentally. We are, irregardless, literally nonplussed.

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Hey, where should we follow you on Tumblr? I'm not sure. It's unclear.

HEY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I'M OVER AT monoclemononcle NOW!

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Have you followed me at monoclemononcle yet? You should follow me at monoclemononcle.

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monoclemononcle 

monoclemononcle

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DIS ME

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I'm queuing five posts to remind y'all to head over to monoclemononcle and follow me because so far only 45 out of my 350+ followers have done so yet. LOVE ME!

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Some of my favorite mutuals haven't followed me at monoclemononcle and it makes me sad :(

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DON'T FORGET I'm over at monoclemononcle now!

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ICYMI I'm blogging at monoclemononcle now! Go follow me there!!

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"Heh. I made music."

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Yo I've moved over to @monoclemononcle. Feel free to link to it, use my real name, etc. No more name changes! Yaaaay!

[betheboy]

One thing I want to know is your favorite scent, natural or otherwise. (Is this a weird one? I hope it's not weird.)

Lately I have to carry my dog up and down the stairs. When I do I’ll often smell the top of her head. Right now, sniffing the top of my old pitbull’s head is as good as life gets.

[lindsaurrrrrrrrrr]

Derek just did an impression of Randy Newman doing an impression of Tim Armstrong. I can't handle this.

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waffleducttapedtoadoor said:hold up… PANDA RINGS?!?!? i don’t even know what they look like but i know that i desperately need one.

This is a panda ring:

They were insanely expensive and were absolutely required of anyone who didn't want to get made fun of when I was in middle school. I just assumed this was another one of those ~*~just 90s kids~*~ things but when I Googled it I found out that APPARENTLY this fad was exclusive to Kentucky, possibly just my hometown! I love this so much I CAN'T BREATHE!! KENTUCKY PEOPLE DO YOU REMEMBER PANDA RINGS?

ETA it seems Mickey Mouse watches as status symbols were also not a thing outside of my bubble. Did I dream this? whitnar help me

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waffleducttapedtoadoor said: i own and occasionally wear one that was manufactured within the last 5 years. bought it at disney world. no shame in my game. 

Dude no hate AT ALL. I was just thinking about middle school when Mickey Mouse watches and panda rings were these huge status symbols. All the rich white girls in 8th grade had both.

omg was this just a Kentucky thing???

[theleelahproject]

The Leelah Project’s “Basic Make-up Essentials Pack” includes one (1) mascara, one (1) eyeliner (your choice of pencil or liquid and your choice of color), one (1) small palette of eye-shadow (your choice of colors), one (1) lip gloss/lip stick/lip stain (your choice of color), and one (1) nail polish (your choice of color).

The “Basic Make-up Essentials Pack” is absolutely free to trans women who need make-up and are otherwise unable to obtain it. You can get the pack by itself or have it included with a package of donated clothes! We also offer discreet packaging if needed.

[lindsaurrrrrrrrrr]

OH MAN remember Mickey Mouse watches??

[cheapassgoth]

Silver bat head piece from Etsy seller mylavaliere

Price: $23.00

[girl-number-3-belcher-deactivat]

ride-si-sapis

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AW MAN I LOVE THIS

I can't wear headbands because of my glasses though ;__;

[lindsaurrrrrrrrrr]

When you meet someone and you think, I don't think this person is currently on drugs but I would not be surprised if they were, just remember that there are some people who work third shift and it's really hard to tell the difference.