Sounds are kind of my forté. @linguisticguitarist - Tumblr Blog

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

daftqunk

seth everman going WILD in the background

paper-mario-wiki

heres one of those Aesthetic “Japanese Convenience Store At Night” pics

i bet if u wanted to, u could find like 5 other pics that look EXACTLY like this one

paper-mario-wiki

random-cluster-missile---moved

This is somehow more frightening than if he were in the distance

laguzmage

This scene happens with literally 0 context or build up whatsoever

sirduke

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who got aggressively offended about this.

michigrim

oomshi

sneakyfeets

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sneakyfeets

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

beatlesweatles

The wife:

The mom:

cryptspren-moved

I t s b a c k

vampsquash-deactivated20231229

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

rexiedemibunny

Halo 3: ODST was released 9 years ago on September 22, 2009.

September 22, 2019 will fall on a Sunday.

Halo 3: ODST’s 10 year anniversary will fall on Energy Sword Sunday.

noblemanswerve

Fellas

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.

allandnot

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

thegreekgamer

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

sleeplessedenofficial

envelööp?

fluffygif

10 new born Long-nosed Vine Snakes

Credit: Chrisweeet

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"