Nobleman Swerve

I was put up to this I swear

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[catchymemes]

[difty-dift]

positive reaction from onion lovers

[amvs]

lil jon lyrics ^

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[mr-deep-downer]

women who aren’t even 30 yet

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[chillyfeetsteak]

terrible post

[posts-that-have-50000-in-spirit]

I'd say i beg to differ but I'm not begging :)

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[afloweroutofstone]

For all of the recent hand-wringing discourse over the right-wing shift in young men voters last cycle, exit polling now shows men 18-29 voting for Democratic governors in NJ and VA by D+10 and D+14, respectively. In New York City, young men are voting for Zohran Mamdani by D+40 (!!!). I think 2024 was just a weird election year

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[femalegothic]

[maryfitzroy]

This anecdote reminded me of how he was too sexy for The Graduate:

[conifersncoasts]

My favorite part of yesterday was virtually everyone saying how good looking he was.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[helenvaughans]

[100493503004422]

the usa is absolutely on its way to a fully fascist state & whenever anyone says that, there's always a comment that says "america has always been fascist." imo you're willfully downplaying an authoritarian takeover in order to sound edgy. all it does is derail the conversation & diminish the significance of what's been happening over the last 8 months. nothing will distract from a useful conversation about resistance more than changing it to be about the last 250 years instead. it's insidious and honestly straight out of a handbook on how to disrupt organizing

[quasi-normalcy]

Don't you know that the point of leftist politics is to show that you're the specialest, radicalest little boy ever to post sentences on the Internet?

[charlesoberonn]

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

[girlsontanks]

Nessie turning around in the lake:

[starlight-shadowbanned]

i was imagining something like this

[ozempicofficial]

[possumgirlbulge]

"Someone take a picture of me crying over his dead body so i can post it to Instagram"

[creepymutelilbugger]

did he really have an open casket after being shot in the neck or is this just a fun photo shoot for her

[mangonetics]

[sage-nebula]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

[midians-world]

@vague-humanoid

[vague-humanoid]

found out there was a follow-up

@midians-world

[karpad]

Malcolm X was far less antisemitic than Charlie Kirk.

[depsidase]